Okay let's get this show on the road! It's the next chapter to Kurama gets a bunk bed. Kami knows how I'm able to write a story like this, and how I'll be able to keep up with my other stories from here on out. I swear if I knew, I'd tell you ,but I don't! I've gone completely off the deep end (Actually I'm just sugar high) and none of my friends ( or enemies!) can stop me::laughs evilly: Dare they even try I will destroy them! Yes I will! I figured it'd be a good time to write this sense I am sugar high…okay actually no. Y'know those little dice rollers for Aol? I numbered the fanfics I have to update and rolled it and this one came up. So yeah….heheheheheheh….welcome to my life…..not really! Okay I'm gonna just shut up and write the next chapter. ( I hope)
Chapter, 8: Introducing Sora!
"Hiei! I got a surprise for you!" Kurama's voice came up stairs. He waited a few seconds and as he expected, a gust of wind came down his stairs and then standing in front of him was Hiei.
"Kurama!" He said happily a big grin on his face. The sugar high had yet to wear off to the fox demon's dismay.
"I got a gift for you! Well the house really."
Hiei tried to look into Kurama's bag.
"What is it, what is it, what is it, what is it!" He asked about 50 times in 10 seconds hopping around Kurama like a rabbit.
Sweat dropping nervously Kurama opened the bag.
"This!" He smiled holding the small black and gray kitten. "His name is Sora."
Hiei's eyes widened and he grabbed the kitten instantly hugging it.
"I love it!" He screamed hugging it more and than stopped instantly and stared at Kurama. "Not more than you!" He added and than went back to hugging the kitten to death.
"That's alright even if you do. Now. Be a good boy, play with the kitten, and let me go and get some homework done alright?'
Hiei nodded at super speed and dashed up the stairs into their room with the kitten.
"Sucker." Kurama mused walking down into the family room with his books. His plan had worked perfectly.
Hiei shut the door to the room and put the kitten on the floor.
"Hi kitten! My name is Hiei and you're Sora! I lo--" Hiei's cut himself off backing up as Sora extended his claws and hissed at Hiei. "That's not very nice…" Hiei said pouting at the kitten.
Sora paid Hiei no heed and walked around the room. It noticed the bed, sniffed it and jumped on. It than began walking around and getting comfortable until it curled up into a ball and started purring.
"I can purr to!" Hiei said happily and walked over to the bed. Grinning he got to his knees and started to purr as well.
Sora growled jumping to its feet and scratched Hiei across the face.
"KURAMA! GET YOUR DEMON CAT OUT!" Hiei screamed out loudly crying.
Kurama sighed and put the book down. :Not even 5 minutes.: He growled to himself getting to his feet and headed up stairs. He sighed, opened the door and blinked seeing Sora on the bed asleep, Hiei on the floor holding his face and crying.
"Kurama it scratched me! I don't like that kitten! It's mean and nasty and, and it doesn't like me!" He cried latching onto Kurama's waist.
Kurama sighed twitching a bit.
"Hiei I made sure the cat was de-clawed. I have a waterbed, I'm not stupid enough to get a cat with claws and own a waterbed at the same time.
"But, but I have proof!" He said removing his hand from near his eye and showing the scratch mark.
"Hiei it just looks like you scratched yourself a bit to hard." The fox demon said frowning. "Don't blame the cat for your misdoings."
"But I didn't! Sora did!"
"Hiei I watched them declaw that cat myself! Stop lying!"
Hiei's shoulder's slumped in defeat and he stared at the floor.
"Can I at least have a bandage for the scratch?" He asked quietly.
Letting out a deep and slow breath Kurama nodded and ushered Hiei into the backroom to get him a band-aid. After getting Hiei another Hamtaro band-aid he pushed Hiei back into the bedroom and went back downstairs.
"You're a really mean kitten…" The fire demon muttered under his breath walking over to the bed. "I thought you were going to--"
He backed away as Sora started hissing at him again.
"YEAH! WELL MEOW MEOW HISS TO YOU TO!" Hiei screamed and the cat started purring curling up into a ball.
Hiei stared at it curiously and walked over to the bed.
"…Meow..?"
The cat rolled onto it's back purring and stared up at him.
"So the cat can be nice…" Grinning he got onto his knees and started petting Sora. "Such a pretty kitty!"
The cat go up hissing and attacked Hiei. Screaming Hiei got to his feet trying to pull Sora off of him. The cat held tight though, claws dug in to his scarf and cloak, body covering his face.
Screaming Hiei ran around the room trying to pull Sora off of his face to no avail. After running around a few minutes he slammed face first into the wall, the cat jumping off and letting ago of course before he actually slammed into it.
He fell onto his back out cold. Sora smirking walked back over to the bed and jumped onto it. The cat curled up into a ball and went to sleep.
A few hours later after Kurama had finally finished up all his homework he got up and made his way to the bedroom.
"Hiei...?" He frowned when he got no answer and wondered if he should even bother to open the door. There was always the chance with Hiei that if you left him in a room, it'd no longer be there when you can back.
Preparing himself for the worse, Kurama slowly opened the door and blinked seeing Hiei no where in sight.
"Hiei…?" He slowly walked into the room a frown on his face. He closed the door behind himself and flipped on the light. His eyes than fell onto the fire demon's out cold form and the imprint of his body on the wall. "Hiei…." He glared at his lover and looked to the cat who was currently asleep. "At least I know there's one good person in this house!"
"Kurama…?" Hiei sat up groaning a bit and rubbing his eyes. The minute he saw Sora he screamed and hid behind him. "GET THAT THING OUT!" He cried once again latched onto Kurama.
"Hiei what's wrong with you? This kitten has done nothing!" His stern gaze turned into a gentle one. "Isn't that right Sora?" he asked stroking the kitten's fur under its chin.
The cat purred, eyes closed relaxing.
"I'm telling you that thing is evil!" Hiei yelled stomping his foot down on the ground.
"I think you're evil." Kurama replied rolling his eyes and continuing to play with the kitten.
Hiei just glared looking from Kurama to Sora who was getting all of HIS Attention from HIS fox.
"Hn…" He turned away and walked out of the room.
"Hiei?" Kurama asked a bit surprised that he seemed to be acting normal.
"I'LL SHOW YOU EVIL!" He screamed a loud crash ensuring.
The crash caused Kurama to wince and wish he'd never said those words. Perhaps Hiei wasn't acting as normal as he'd hoped.
He got to his feet quickly just as Hiei had managed to pick up the kitchen table and was about to throw it into a wall.
"HIEI!"
"IT'S ME OR THE CAT KURAMA!" He screamed growling his eyes glowing brightly. "I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH YOUR UNFAITHFULNESS!"
"My what!" Kurama screamed running down the stairs grabbing part of the table from Hiei so he couldn't throw it. "I'm not being unfaithful to you because of a cat!"
"That cat hates me and you like it! That's not fair!"
"Hiei Sora has done nothing!"
"See you're defending it!"
"I paid good money for that cat! Of course I'm defending it! Besides it's done nothing wrong!" He growled and ripped the table out of Hiei's hands. Hiei stared at Kurama for a minute shocked that he'd be able to get the table away from him.
Shaking he slid to the floor and looked up at him.
"You love the cat more than me…"
Twitching Kurama dropped the table onto the floor and walked over to him.
"I do not! Sora is a new member of this family, put up with him!" He knelt down besides the fire demon and hugged him. "You put up with everyone else…"
"That's because I'm forced to." Hiei pouted giving Kurama huge puppy eyes.
Sighing Kurama tightened his hug.
"There's only one thing that's going to fix this all…"
"You'll get rid of the cat?" Hiei asked hopefully?
"No. I'm going to get rid of your sugar."
Hiei fell over out cold.
Smirking Kurama gently laid Hiei onto the floor and stood up walking over to the floor. He crossed the kitchen getting out a phone book and walked over to the phone with the number.
"Hello…I'd like to make an appointment with doctor Kei. For a Hiei…..fire demon."
TBC
Uh-oh Kurama's calling in a doctor lol. I can't wait to write the next chapter! That one I remember really well…it was funny to. :Nods: I enjoyed that one. So the next chapter will be full of laughs more so than ever I hope…hmm I'm in a bit of a good mood. I'm slowly updating, but hey, better to be slow than to never do it at all right? Great.
Thank yous:
Ficfan3484: Lol let's hope not…though that is a good idea…
Kiharu-sama: Yay! You'll stay! Eh yeah…I think I did okay with this one…,but I hate the fact that the last two chapters were so short because I barely remembered them…at least I remember a good deal of the next one and it'll be longer than the last two…gah.
LoversPastForgotten; Great! I'm glad you love it!
CoconutKitsune: Lol well you'll see where that bed bunk thing actually leads…heheheh there's actually a plot to this story. :Gasps: I know! It's shocking!
Hieiluver213: Lol. Great…you had to do that with this chapter to…sorry. All of my stories are Shonen ai…I'm just not throwing in to much for this one sense some of the reviewers don't seem to like it…if the characters go that way though……well that's just the way it happens :shrugs: but I doubt it will
BlackRoseVixen05: lol and the weirder things just keep coming believe me! So I hope you keep loving it!
Hiei'slover-Hiei is mine-Arwen: Lol. You love sugar to? Better not tell Hiei.
Ryohi Ookami: yeah…evil computer…cool! Glad I'm one of your favorites…sorry for the short chapter…the next chapter I promise will be longer! O.O; y'know…I just bought a Hiei plushie…( I have a Kurama one to! YAY YAOI! ) …and you know. I have both the small and big Hiei action figures and big and small Kurama action figures (More yaoi! Lol) well here's my thoughts. Perhaps if you get your plushie and your action figure the Kurama counter parts they want…eh it won't move anymore? Lol. And lucky you! You get to go to an anime con (one of the biggest in america!) and go to japan…I want to live in japan for awhile and see a Dir En Grey concert…oh well. I hope you're having fun!
Sandry Stardiamond: ….hmm that would be funny…hehehe Hiei would go insane though and than fall over gagging…fun!
Suta-Sister-Kiri: Lol whoa, I almost made someone cry…and it was with laughter for once! Lol cool! I'm! yes….dumbfounded computer will get what's coming to it…Lol it does sometimes…,but I prefer Shonen Ai rules over funny and angst with shonen ai at times lol. Fellow typer yay!
Alright everyone. There's another update, sorry it's so short and sucky. I couldn't remember all that much for this chapter, but the next one I remember a lot of so it should be nice and long. Lots of things coming up soon, like I leave on the 9th of July. I hope I'll maybe get to update all my fanfics one ore time before that, but eh who knows. Time permitted I might be able to. I don't know if I'll be able to make it to a computer though…hmm I hope so. I want to update while I'm gone even if I will be really busy during those times…Oh right. Happy 4th of july to anyone who celebrates. I know I just want to see fireworks…:isn't to big of a fan of america: no I'd rather live in Japan forever. Ja ne until next time, have good times, days, luck and all that other stuff!