Okay, it's been awhile. Don't ask. I got into some trouble and now updates must come fast. So I hope you all enjoy this while I go insane…which I'm sure you all will! So let's get this started as fast as we can. I think this chapter will be much enjoyed…
Chapter,9: A real problem
"Now Hiei what did I ask you to do?" Kurama asked the fire demon sweetly while holding his hand.
Hiei smiled back up at Kurama happily.
"You told me to be good, and to obey Doctor Kei."
"That's right!" Kurama said in an overly cheery voice, a big smile on his face and knocked on the doctor's door.
"Come in." Sounded from the inside of the room and Kurama walked in, Hiei following happily.
The doctor looked normal enough, brown hair, brown eyes, a beard and mustache. He was wearing a tie, seemed a bit over weight.
"What can I do for you?" He asked happily.
"Well remember that little 'problem' we spoke of over the phone?"
"Ah yes, yes. So this is…Hiei?"
"Kurama we have a problem? What problem? You didn't tell me anything about a problem!" Hiei's eyes widen and both his hand gripped Kurama's wrist. "This isn't a relationship consular is it! I've heard of those! WHAT HAVE I DONE! I Swear I love you Kurama!" He went on screaming and crying and tugging on Kurama's arm.
Kurama ignored this, the still to over cheery smile on his face.
"Do you see what I mean?" He asked.
Kei nodded slowly not quite believing what he was seeing.
"Well umm…--"
"I already paid you, he's your problem for the next few hours." With that Kurama pulled Hiei off of him, walked over to the door quickly, said bye and slammed the door shut.
Hiei instantly freaked, got to his feet and slammed face first into the door.
"NO! Kurama don't leave me! I love you! I swear! Please don't go!" He started clawing at the door to the doctor's dismay.
"Alright…Hiei was it…?"
Hiei instantly turned growling facing the doctor.
"You made my fox abandoned me!" He growled getting to his feet. "What did you do? MAKE HIM LOVE ME AGAIN!" He demanded crossing the distance between himself and the doctor.
Kei sweat dropped nervously and took a few steps back.
"L, listen. I didn't do anything. Kurama--"
"MY KURAMA!"
"Your Kurama thought it'd be umm…good if we talked a bit….That's it I swear." The doctor was backed up against a book shelf now.
Hiei eyed the man wearily taking him in for a few minutes. He looked around suspiciously and than whispered.
"Is this about the bunkbed?"
"The what?"
Hiei smirked.
"Finally he's calling in for help." The fire demon walked over to the chair in front of the desk and sat down. "So what can you do to finally get rid of these evil beds?"
"Umm…" Kei pulled a handkerchief out of his pocket and wiped his forehead nervously. Kurama had warned him, to bad he hadn't listened. "Alright…Kurama said there were some problems with a bed…what exactly is wrong with it?"
"It tried to eat me!" Hiei screamed growling. "It had me right where it wanted me! And Kurama being so closed minded blew it off as though nothing was really going on!" He went on.
"Okay………Well than. How did this bed try and eat you?" The doctor pulled out a pencil and a clipboard with paper writing the word 'insane' on it and circling it a few times.
"Its sheets came up and wrapped around me! Than it tried to digest me!"
The doctor wrote 'please let me live through this' under the 'insane' and smiled up at Hiei.
"Now Kurama did mention that. He said while you and him were getting ready for bed, he had left and come back to find you tangled up in the blankets."
"It was trying to eat me!" Hiei screamed leaving no room for debate.
"Alright. He saw the bed trying to eat you." The man corrected rolling his eyes. "Now why do you think it was trying to eat you?"
"Because all those beds in that stupid store seem to be evil! We got a new bed, a waterbed, from that place and it's been doing it's best to attack me to!" He whined pouting a bit. "And the cat…--"
"Ah the cat! Sora right? Kurama said you and the kitten were not getting along to well…"
"No one could bond with that thing!" Hiei screamed. "It's evil! It's eviler than me and that's bad! Cause I'm really evil! And it's mean…and it scratched me and hissed at me…and made Kurama mad at me…I HATE YOU SORA!" Hiei burst out into tears.
Kei stared at Hiei wide eyed and quickly got up grabbing him a box of tissue.
"Here."
Hiei took the box slowly and threw it back at the doctor.
"I don't need your paper!"
The box hit Kei in the face and he sighed picking it up and sitting back down.
"Okay let's see…why do you think the cat hates you?"
"Because he's mean…and does everything that he can to attack me….It's in league with the beds."
"Everything we talk about seems to lead back to the bed."
Hiei nodded jumping to his feet and slamming both his fists down on the doctor's desk.
"That's because the beds are the source of all evil! When they are bought from that place, they can be nothing, but evil!" He screamed at Kei. "Do you understand me!"
Kei nodded quickly.
"Okay…do you have any proof that these beds are 'evil'?" He asked curiously.
"Actually…yes." Hiei seemed to go sober and grabbed Kei's hand. "I'll just show you the bed."
Kei sighed ,but nodded. Perhaps by going to the source of the problem, he could get rid of any more that might spring up and he could fix the one that he had now.
They both made their way across the streets and into Kurama's neighborhood until they arrived at his house. Without a word Hiei ran into the back yard, jumped into the tree next to Kurama's bedroom and than into the room through Kurama's window.
The doctor waited patiently at the front door thinking Hiei had just gone to get a key or something of that sort that had been hidden. He frowned a bit though hearing loud screams and hisses coming from the inside of the house.
"I HATE YOU!" were the words he was greeted with as Hiei opened the door and saw the cat hissing at him and taking off downstairs.
"Hiei…you shouldn't hurt the cat…" Kei said frowning a bit.
"That cat hurt me!" Hiei declared pulling his black sleeves up and showing all the scratch marks the cat had left on him.
The doctor nodded slowly.
"Alright…"
"Come on." Hiei grabbed Kei's hand and dragged him into the house and lead him upstairs to the bedroom. "There it is." Hiei hissed pointing to the waterbed. "It's not nearly as evil as the bunkbed, but it's still evil!"
Kei stared a bit at the waterbed and walked into the room.
"It doesn't look to evil."
"It just wants you to think that!"
"Well…" Kei looked at it a bit more than finally looked back up at Hiei. "You said you could prove to me that this bed was evil. So far all I've seen is a normal bed though. Unless you can prove to me that this bed is evil…well I won't be able to believe you Hiei."
Hiei nodded and pulled out his sword he'd been hiding under his cloak.
"How did you get that thing past the metal detector!" Kei asked in shock.
"Minor details!" Hiei screamed and faked a charge at the bed. The bed instantly replied, growling and one of the sheets shot out wrapping around Hiei's sword. "HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!"
The doctor stared at Hiei as he sat there fighting with the sheets. What the heck was he doing?
Finally Hiei managed to pull his sword away.
"Fine! You fight it!" He growled shoving Kei at the bed.
Kei stumbled foreword landing on the bed and screamed.
Kurama came back hours later to pick up Hiei. He frowned a bit seeing Hiei running around in the pound in front of the building and playing with the ducks inside.
"Hashanah you can't bite me ducks! That's right! I am your supreme ruler!" He said laughing evilly. At least, that was until a duck came up behind him and bit his finger.
Hiei's eyes widened and he let out a loud scream running around in circles with the duck on his finger.
"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! I am your leader obey me!"
Kurama sighed and walked over to the pound slowly. He figured the faster he got him home, the faster he'd be out of public with him.
"Hiei…?"
Hiei stopped instantly looking up at Kurama with big stars in his eyes. The duck fell off his finger and he jumped up latching onto Kurama.
"I MISSED YOU!" he cried out his latch becoming a bear hug.
Kurama sweat dropped more trying to ignore the stares he was getting from other people and returned the hug.
"Hiei…what happened to doctor Kei? Your appointment wasn't supposed to end for another 10 minutes."
Hiei thought about it for a bit and than frowned letting Kurama go.
"If I told you, you wouldn't believe me." He said pouting and looked back over at the ducks swimming.
"Hiei…what did you do?" The fox demon asked in all seriousness.
"I didn't do anything!" The fire demon whined back. "It wasn't me I swear!"
"Than what trap did you lead him into!" Kurama demanded.
"…The waterbed ate him.."
"Hiei!"
"It's true!" Hiei cried out tugging on Kurama's shirt sleeve. "I swear it is! He wanted me to prove the bed was evil, so I took him to our house, and Sora attacked me see!" He showed Kurama the fresh cat scratches. "And we went up into yours and mines room and I showed him the bed, but he didn't think it was evil! So I told him to fight the bed and pushed him onto it, and before anything else could happen, the bed at him!" He cried out latching onto Kurama's waist. "DON'T HATE ME!"
Kurama sighed twitching a bit. Hiei had probably gotten mad at Kei's questioning and his not believing in him and murdered Kei in his office.
"Alright…well let's just go home."
Hiei nodded and they both headed back to their house.
"Can we have sugar for dinner?
"No."
"Please?"
"Only if you tell me what really happened to Doctor Kei."
Hiei pouted.
"I did tell you!"
"Of course you did Hiei." Kurama said pushing one of the walk buttons so they could cross the street.
"I told you, you wouldn't believe me!"
Kurama just rolled his eyes and dragged Hiei along with to their house. How would he explain this to the police?
TBC
Okay than! I finally got another chapter of this up! YAY! It's updated! Finally, ne? Anyway. I got this chapter longer…not as long as I wanted it to be, but it was at least longer than the last. So I'm happy about that. I hope you guys are to!
Thank yous:
Kiharu-sama; Lol yes another update. ( you should be glad! Lol ):Snickers: Lol. See yeah around!
Sandry star diamond: yep Hiei was tortured by the kitty. And soon to be driven insane more by something else. (If that's possible. )
Firewu: I don't think that was soon enough, but at least it's updated!
Sami Kurama's Stalker: yep you spelt hysterically right. Lol glad you liked it. And finally updated.
CoconutKitsune: Lol. Hiei should be put on riddlin…,but I don't think the doctor made it that far…
BlackRoseVixen05: Lol thanks for all the compliments and yeah, I updated it lol.
Tenshi No Koori: Yay you love it! Gah evil reviewer thingy! Glad it worked today! More Yaoi? Well I'm planning on putting that in if it fits into later chapters…actually :blinks: I have no idea how long this fanfic is gonna be…eh…I never thought about it.
Merri: Lol. Glad you enjoyed it.
Red Kitsune Flames: Lol I'm really glad you like it! As for the Yaoi…everyone (but the yaoi haters) seem to think that. Hmm maybe I'll do a bit of it in the next chapter.
Ryohi Ookami::Cries: Oh well. I'll get there someday lol. :snickers: Always a thought. Yeah… I have 3 Kurama ones…and 2 Hiei…the lonely Kurama one doesn't seem to be evil though.
Well people there you have it! The next chapter for Kurama gets a bunkbed, and yeah…things seem to be getting a bit weird…like what actually happened to doctor kei? Did the bed really eat him or is Kurama right and Hiei actually murdered him? Neither should really be ruled out…:Grins evilly: Well than. I'll see you guys next update okay! Good days, times, and lucks until than! So ja ne and see you around!