Okay than! I'm updating this fanfic! Yay let's hear the cheers…just kidding. Well I'm not going to even bother going into details here, I'm just going to update…than I have to update the other fanfics so I'm all caught up and people will stop threatening me…so yeah.
Notes: I'd like to throw something up here….as strange as the following events take place, sadly a lot of these things actually took place. Due to the friends I have (can I actually call them that? ) a lot of what you're about to read in fact took place during one of my trick or treating sessions…I can only pray and hope this years doesn't turn out like that one…..though it was highly amusing and fun.
Ch,11: Happy? Halloween
"Are you ready Hiei?"
"Yes!"
"Good, let's go and meet the others."
Hiei and Kurama walked out of the house and Kurama began to wonder again if taking Hiei trick or treating was actually safe. Hiei was sugar high enough already -when was he ever not? And letting him go door to door to get more sugar could prove disastrous. What had he been thinking ?
"Hiei don't kill anyone," Kurama muttered and took Hiei's hand. Hiei nodded an okay, which was a bit hard to see, because of the Hamtaro mask he had over his head. "What was I thinking?" Letting out a small sigh Kurama raised a hand and knocked on the door. A black cat hissed at them from the doorstep and ran off. Kurama sweat dropped. "That can't be a good sign…"
"TRICK OR TREAT!" Hiei screamed holding his pillow case up.
"Hiei we're at Yuusuke's house to get him, not to get candy."
"Cheap skate," Hiei muttered and Kurama looked down at Hiei a bit shocked that he knew such a saying.
"Hey guys…why aren't you dressed up Kurama?"
"Because I have to be able to run after Hiei with ease and not be tripping every few minutes!"
Yuusuke sweat dropped nervously and moved out of the door way.
"Come on in…"
Kurama nodded gratefully and walked in dragging Hiei with. Hiei looked around while Kurama sat down not really ready for what was very soon going to be hyper Hiei running from door to door demanding sugar.
"You okay Kurama?"
It was Kuwabara who just walked out from Yuusuke's room. He was wearing a Hello Kitty costume.
Kurama stared at him, eyes wide in shock. He couldn't believe that Kuwabara was wearing an outfit like that or that they made one that big.
"I'm fine…just trying to relax a bit."
"ah it'll be fine! We get to go from door to door and get candy!"
"SUGAR!" Hiei shouted out of no where and latched onto Kurama death glaring Kuwabara. Kurama glared almost falling over. He tired to keep his balance and turned to look at Hiei only to fall over onto his back. He laid there breathing hard trying to catch his breath. The shock of seeing Hiei's costume up so close was to much. "Kurama?" Hiei stared down at his lover curiously.
"Fine…," Kurama breathed.
"Sheesh. You weren't joking about how hyper he is," Yuusuke said laughing a bit.
"Is everyone here," Kurama asked forcing Hiei aside taking in gulps of air.
"KURAMA DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!"
Hiei fell to his knees crying.
Yuusuke and Kuwabara looked at Hiei in shock while Kurama shook his head trying to clear it and get his arms around Hiei.
"Hiei shut up, I do love you."
"…is this…normal," Yuusuke asked nervously as Kurama pulled Hiei onto his lap and began rocking him back and forth.
'maybe I'll get lucky and he'll over heat in this thing,' Kurama thought to himself shooting a death glare at Yuusuke warning him no to say a word.
Yuusuke sweat dropped nervously and looked over to Kuwabara who was shoving candy into his mouth.
"Alright…let's just go and get this over with…"
Kurama nodded in agreement with Yuusuke and got to his feet thrusting the pillow case into Hiei's hand.
"You say trick or treat, you get your candy, say thank you, and keep going. No complaints, no crying, no killing," Kurama growled dangerously at Hiei.
Hiei nodded and took Kurama's hand. All four made their way to the first house. Yuusuke knocked and they echoed the normal "trick or treat!" Another black cat at the door hissed and growled and ran off. Kurama frowned deeply at this.
"How cute!" The woman gave the three candy and Kurama ushered them away. "WAIT!"
They all stopped dead in their tracks and turned around.
"Y, yes," Kurama stuttered.
"You're Shuuichi Minamino! My daughter just loves you! Can you wait a minute!"
Before Kurama or anyone could say anything the woman ran into her house and a few seconds later a girl from Kurama's school, his math class to be exact, appeared in the door way.
"Shuuichi!" She yelled loudly and hugged him tightly. Kurama sighed and sweat dropped nervously looking away and praying Hiei would do nothing.
"Hello," he said trying to sound pleasant, but he knew he wouldn't sound anything but annoyed.
"I haven't seen you since Friday!"
"That was yesterday," Kurama said nervously. The girl was acting like she hadn't seen him in years. Than again, she was also acting like they were friends to.
"I know, but It just feels like it's been a lot longer than that!"
"You barely even know me."
"Oh that doesn't matter!"
"I think it does," Hiei growled causing Kurama to put his hand over Hiei's mouth piece on the mask. He didn't want anyone hurt, he just wanted to get the night over with.
Eventually they got away from the girl, however it was just the start. Again and again girls kept throwing themselves at Kurama. Yuusuke was laughing his head off about it while Kuwabara went on and on about how lucky Kurama was. Finally, Hiei confronted Kurama this.
"Are you the village whore Kurama?"
Kurama stopped dead in his tracks and turned around to face Hiei.
"Wh, what?"
"Answer the question!"
Yuusuke started laughing along with Kuwabara while Hiei stood death glaring Kurama, the hamster head under his arm.
"Hiei I am not the village whore!"
"Than why do all these girls know you! AND WHY DO THEY KEEP TOUCHING YOU!"
Kurama sighed closing his eyes and wished a lightning bolt would just strike him down where he was right now.
"Hiei…let me explain something to you…"
"Alright," Hiei answered his eyes still narrowed dangerously.
"Many girls at my school like me the way you do…but for different reasons. You like me because I'm me…they like me because of my looks and my grades. They think I'll become a very wealthy person and that I'll choose one of them to grow old with me while giving them gift after gift after gift."
"You give me gifts…does that mean you hate me?" Hiei started to get teary eyed and Kurama nearly went over there and smacked him.
"No Hiei! I love you. I want to be with you as much as you want to be with me," he answered seriously.
"When did th--"
"Don't ruin the moment baka," Yuusuke hissed hitting Kuwabara in the head.
Hiei seemed to think it over for a few minutes than finally nodded. Kurama smiled and Hiei put the mask back on and they made their way to the next house.
"Alright, let's go OVER THERE!" Hiei pointed to the closet house.
"Umm…Hiei. We've already but there, so let's go there," Kurama said nervously moving Hiei's pointing finger over to a different house.
"Okay!"
They made their way across the street and over to the next house. Hiei raised his hand to knock on the door, but Kuwabara got to it first and knocked.
"TRICK OR T REAT!"
Hiei death glared Kuwabara who of course couldn't see his glare ,because they were both wearing masks. Not getting the reaction he wanted to Hiei shoved Kuwabara out of the way and into the bushes next to the house. Kuwabara let out a loud scream and fell face first into them. Yuusuke started laughing as a woman opened the door and Kurama just shook his head slowly at the scene.
"What a cute Hamtaro costume," she said happily completely ignoring Kuwabara's legs jutting out from her bushes and twitching. She gave Yuusuke and Hiei some candy, they said thank you and she closed the door.
"Hey…," Kuwabara fell over and glared at the door. "She didn't give me any candy!"
Hiei smirked and went onto the next house. Kuwabara followed complaining the whole way and Yuusuke seemed to have found a way to block his voice out completely. After arriving at the next house and saying trick or treat, the door was opened by one of Kurama's teachers.
"Shuuichi!" she cried out happily. "What are you doing here?"
"Taking my cousins trick or treating," he lied quickly.
"Aww! How generous of you! Oh a hamtaro and a street fighter," She laughed giving Yuusuke and Hiei candy and before they could even say thank you she said, "Well havea good night." And slammed the door shut.
"Hey! She forgot me," Kuwabara screamed/whined.
"No, I think you scared the poor woman by wearing that outfit," Yuusuke answered snickering a bit.
'I know it scares me to points,' Kurama thought to himself with a sigh and looked over to Hiei.
"Let's just go…on…and get this over…"
So eventually the night wore on…and Kuwabara had also gotten into some sugar…
"I'm so happy! Happy happy happy! I love trick or treating," Kuwabara happily yelled skipping. He kept on going spinning every now and than and than eating a piece of candy to make sure his sugar high would go no where.
Kurama and Yuusuke weren't sure what to do with him. Even Hiei was behaving better them he was, which was really sad. As they walked Yuusuke and Kurama started talking.
"So…I heard your mom is still out of town…what can she possibly be doing that takes a few months?"
"I have no idea," Kurama answered sighing. "I sometimes wonder about that myself."
Yuusuke sweat dropped ,but didn't push the point. He knew he shouldn't but in.
"Hey wait, where's Kuwabara?"
"Huh?"
Both boys looked up eyes wide in shock as they saw Kuwabara skipping across the street happily and a cop driving down the street at a good speed showing no signs of stopping.
"HEY STOP," Yuusuke screamed, but the cop made no moves to stop. Without thinking Yuusuke flicked the cop off and he stopped instantly death glaring him.
"Hey kid, you want me to take you in?"
Yuusuke sweat dropped and shook his head.
"No I just didn't want you to run over my friend…"
"Yeah well tell your crazy friend to get out of the street than or he's gonna get ran over," the cop replied in an annoyed tone and rolled his window back up driving off.
"You idiot," Yuusuke growled walking over to Kuwabara. "What the heck is your problem!" he demanded.
"Huh," Kuwabara stopped skipping and looked over at Yuusuke. "What?"
"GAH!"
"Jay skipping is fun," Hiei cried out happily and skipped across the road. The other three stared at him sighing and shook their heads. Kuwabara being the idiot that he is followed and Yuusuke and Kurama were forced to follow.
They made their way to the next house and walked up the steps. Hiei knocked on the door and trick or treat was said.
"One moment," A voice from inside said. They heard the sound of some things inside being moved around.
"I wish they'd hurry up," Kuwabara mumbled and moved around a bit impatiently. Sadly this wasn't a good thing, he fell back losing his balance and slipped down 6 steps slamming into 3 pumpkins.
"What was that noise?" The voice inside demanded and the door was thrown open. They shrugged it off ignoring Kuwabara's groans and took their candy. The woman shut the door and they made their way off her front porch.
"That's sad," Yuusuke said laughing a bit and walked away leaving Kuwabara on the ground.
Kurama nodded in agreement and Hiei stuck his tongue out at him.
(1 hour later)
They made it to another house and knocked on the door. An elderly man opened it and smiled at all of them.
"A hamtaro…a street fighter…a boy dressed like a girl…" He laughed. "And….." His voice trailed off and he glared. "Why is your friend naked!"
Kuwabara stared at the man in shock, but said nothing. At least he knew he was there.
"I don't serve naked people," the old man said and handed out candy to everyone, but Kuwabara. "Come back when you got some clothes on boy." He slammed the door shut.
The other three boys started laughing staring at Kuwabara. This was priceless. After calming down a bit they made their way to the house next door. They walked onto the front porch which had a carved pumpkin and a candle lit in it.
"What's the odd smell," Kurama asked frowning a bit. Hiei knocked and the door was opened. Another teenager, one Yuusuke had seen a few times in alleyways while he was ditching school himself answered. There was another guy inside, both of them were smoking, the one who had answered the door though had his weed stick in the back. The weird smell turned out to be the gas from the stove trying to cover up the smell of the weed.
"Here," the guy handed them some candy and slammed the door shut.
"How long do you think it'll take for this house to just blow up…," Yuusuke asked eyes still on the door.
"…..5 minutes," Kurama said also still staring at the door.
They stood their a few minutes not quite sure if they should keep watching to see if the house would blow up or not and decided after about 10 minutes to go on.
"I am sick of this," Kurama hissed glaring at Kuwabara and throwing his arms up into the air. "You're worse than Hiei! You've destroyed 5 pumpkins, a gutter, and had us walk under a ladder we didn't even notice was there until it was to late."
"Don't forget the black cats," Yuusuke added snickering.
"You scared 3 black cats which is horrible, because I've seen 2 before hand and to top it all of you almost got us arrested for jay skipping," Kurama screamed.
Hiei was glaring at Kuwabara for making his fox angry and Yuusuke was just doing it for fun.
Kuwabara didn't know how to reply. What was he supposed to do, he couldn't help it if he was unlucky.
"Sorry?"
"Sorry," Kurama screamed. "Sorry! Do you think sorry is going to fix all this! Kuwabara…..eh I don't even know anymore." Kurama growled and grabbed Hiei's hand. "We're going home."
Hiei groaned, but followed and let Kurama lead him back home. Kuwabara and Yuusuke went on to keep trick or treating for awhile only so Yuusuke could get candy and Kuwabara got the door slammed in his face many times or was just ignored all together.
Kurama got Hiei home in a bit and closed the door locking it behind them. He took Hiei's bag of candy and took it up to their room, Hiei protesting the whole way that Kurama couldn't eat his candy.
Ignoring him Kurama dumped out the contents of the bag on the floor and started going through it.
"I will not have you getting sick for eating any bad candy."
Hiei nodded and started helping go through it. They found about 12 pieces that were opened.
"…..did they really didn't think we'd notice this," Kurama asked sighing at the half eaten candy bar.
Hiei shrugged.
"Just don't eat this stuff all at once," Kurama warned death glaring Hiei. If he didn't obey, Kurama would knock him out and take his candy.
"Alright…"
"You better not…if you do you have nightmares."
Hiei nodded and put his treasure back into the pillow case happily. His for the keeping he thought to himself grinning evilly and ran off with the bag.
TBC
Sadly a lot of that did happen…the black cats, the destroying of a gutter and pumpkins, -yes the fall to- and ladder and sadly most of all, the jay skipping incident complete with the flicking off of the cop actually took place. Also the naked comment from the old guy and the smoking thing where the idiots actually had a candle lit pumpkin next to their door with the gas on inside, that happened to. Like I said, I have some weird friends. …than again, as also stated before, it was an extremely amusing night. …now that I think about it…I really miss them. Maybe I'll reinvite some of them over for this year…Oh well, I'll just have to see what all happens!
Thank yous:
Red Kitsune Flames: Lol, since Yuusuke and Kuwabara were pretty much sugar high themselves…I don't think it really mattered, but maybe in later chapters…heheheheh
Kiharu-sama: yours swore at you….that's…odd...lol…
Anime manga girl: Lol yeah I suppose so, this time Kuwabara was the one getting picked on…this chapter really had nothing to do with Hiei and Kurama did it…? Lol yeah I like cough drops to…I usually have halls though…they remind me of mints until you get to the part you start gagging on cause it's spicy.
CoconutKitsune: Yeah…after hearing that prank caller things…I couldn't resist…it was far to amusing. Though I've never actually saw the show…I don't watch comedy central…hmm…Lol yes! Oo Kurama? I went as Kurama and Hiei's son one year…really just because I wanted an excuse to dye my hair blue…other than that I was Hiei lol.
WorthlessShadow: Lol yay! Updated, it wasn't updated soon…some problems came up and my whole schedule seems to have been thrown into chaos…why do these things keep happening! Every time I go to keep on track, something goes wrong! I'm gonna cry one of these days from it lol.
Kuramarulez: Umm…he might...how is he going to react…well I have no idea at this point in time…lol I don't Kurama…they may actually be after him..heheh sorry it took so long for an update.
BlackRoseVixen05: 5 is my favorite number! Lol random there..anyway, umm updated::snickers:
Sami Kurama's stalker: Lol I'm glad you really like the fanfic and stuff. Finally updated again…
Sandry Stardiamond: Lol yeah they do need an antidote for it…I know my friends need it half the time…I'm no better on weekends however…
Jessica: I'm glad you really like it. Really? That's cool, but I'm sorry to say I know my grammar sucks…lol so I'm aware…I just have no beta…and every time I seem to get one, they abandoned me….a lot. I am glad you really love my work though. Thank you for this nice review, I hope I continue to please you with my stories. Thank you again and ja ne till next time.
SUTA-SISTER-KIRI: Lol what happened…I made them experience what I went through with my friends…I need new friends lol. …trucking? …I have no idea if that was an insult or not…,but I also have no idea what that can mean…which is bad since some of my family members are truck drivers….oh well. Updated!
RyohiOokami: ….okay…it's alright…it's okay if you didn't review last time…I don't hate you…NOW BREATH lol. And take a few slow deep breaths and slow down talking. It's fine, just don't make a habit of it :Grins:…….please? Lol
sabrinaw: lol this story was based more or less on how people feel when they try to put a bunk bed together…and than it took off in a completely different direction….lol yeah…I know that to…my uncle and I put my bunkbed together…it falls apart on a regular biases and I get to put it back together again cause he's never here! Lol and yes I suppose so…it has been updated though, I hope this chapter will do for now.
Dra Gan the Dragoniodian King: lol that's good. And that's bad that they won't read it, but oh well. Can't please everyone. As for the gun…I wouldn't do that…if you blow the house up, than the computer goes to. And I'll tell you what, to points I have a death wish. I won't beg for my life. So ha, jokes on you.
Firewu: ..lol please don't die, but umm updated.
Well I just noticed something…and that's sad…we hit past the 100 mark on reviews! That's really cool! Thank you everyone so much for the reviews! I'm so glad you did and I thank each and every one of you who have ever reviewed this fanfic for it! I hope I keep pleasing you guys with this story even if hell seems to enjoy making sure I can't update when I'm supposed to…eh. Have good days, times, and anything else until next time. I hope to post up another chapter before Halloween, if I don't, Happy Halloween everyone! Ja ne until than!