Yay! I'm getting off my lazy but to deliver more Disclaimer Madness! Here we have the next chapters of Disclaimers from the timeless first volume! Happy day!
Oh, and for our newcomers, Inuphinox is now known as Kamiko- Zephuru, the author of the "Disappearing Well" stories these first came from, and Irishwolf is now known as KungPowKitty, aka, me.
Inuphinox66 - Now, onto my wonderful collection of Inuyasha characters... (finishes duct taping Naraku to a chair)
Irishwolf511- (wakes up from being shot with stun gun)
Inuphinox66 - Umm, Inuyasha... (runs over to closet to start unlocking door to get something/someone as a shield)
Irishwolf511- You! (runs at brother) TIME FOR SOME KUNG FU KITTY!
Inuphinox66 - CRAP! (grabs a frying pan)
Irishwolf511- (dives onto the ground, slides into brother's feet, making him fall head over heels and get hit in the head with his own stinking frying pan) MEOW!
Sota, Inuyasha, ... actually, every captive - Ow...
Inuphinox66 - Me ow (collapses)
Irishwolf511- (drags brother into a cell and lets him write next chapter. Scoops up Kilala and starts teaching the captives how to play Poker)
Inuphinox66 - You're not going to get away with this...
Irishwolf511 - FOUR OF A KIND!
Disclaimer - I do not own Inuyasha or the others (or the song from the previous choppy), although my sister seems to own ME... (Continues with trying to pick the lock with pencil. It isn't going too hot)
Irishwolf511- If you would stop picking at the lock, maybe I would let you out to catch more characters. Ever think about that?
Inuphinox66 - shut up...(breaks out a cell phone I dunno how I got it) hello?... Kagome Higurashi?... You dunno who I am, but I know where Inuyasha and the others have vanished off to... yes... uh-hu... WHAT!... FINE, IF YOU DON'T COME I'LL TELL INUYASHA THAT YOU'RE (catches himself from speaking of her secret feelings) using up all of your free minutes. Bye! (turns off phone)
Irishwolf511- Inuyasha!
Inuyasha- (runs over) What is it?
Irishwolf511- Hurt him, please.
Inuyasha- My pleasure!
Inuphinox66 - You forgot to take this from me... (brings out frying pan, thwacks Inuyasha in the head through bars of cell)
BONG!
Inuyasha - Look at all the pretty colors... (goes unconscious)
Irishwolf511- (karate chops brother in the face through the bars. Brother goes unconscious) Men...
Felix73 (their friend) comes in - HEY! I HEARD THAT!... (looks at close bowl of white substance) SUGAR SUBSTITUTE! YAAAAAY!
Irishwolf511 - I repeat...
Disclaimer - I don't own Inuyasha or anyone else... According to law... (Rumiko Takahashi steps out from behind corner) GIVE 'EM BACK OR YOUR SCREWED! (pulls out flamethrower) um... Write fast, write fast...
Disclaimer - RUN IRISHWOLF511, RUN!
Irishwolf511- YOU THINK I'M NOT TRING TO!
Rumiko Takahashi - GET BACK HERE WITH MY INUYASHA!
Kagome - (bursts through door) YOUR INUYASHA! (Begins to slug punches at Rumiko Takahashi, who returns them)
A/N: That was one of my favorite Disclaimer moments
Inuyasha - This is getting beyond the point.
Sango - (surrounded by Kikyo's ashes) You're telling me... that dumb wretch...
Irishwolf511 - Oi
Kamiko Zephuru - Oi
Doesn't it bring back memories of confusion and utter freakiness?
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