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Kailyhaley: Dudette! You rock so hard! Yep. I took on your request. Now I'm gonna do a Kurama Hiei! This one's for you too!

Kurama/Hiei

Candy

"Oh dear god in heaven! What the hell did you do Hiei?" Staring at the utter chaos in the kitchen, Kurama struggled to keep a straight face. Hiei was covered in flour and sugar. Adorable. Simply adorable. He briefly wondered if he could take pictures before Hiei caught on…

"I tried to make one of those silly things you always give me" Silly things…silly things…AH! "A hot pocket?" Hiei grumbled. "Yes. A blasted hot pocket. Didn't work out the way I wanted"

Kurama turned his back on the kitchen and Hiei, shoulders shaking. "Hiei…what does...flour…got to do…with hot pockets…?" Kurama let out a snort of laughter. Since his back was turned he missed Hiei's scowl.

"I blew up the microwave 'cause it wouldn't obey" Kurama lifted both hands to his face, covering his mouth. "Oh…? Really now…?"

Hiei huffed. "Yes! So I tried to make my own" Mistake number one…

"But I didn't know how" Mistake number two…

"So I asked that book your human mother is always looking at while in the kitchen"

Leaning against the wall Kurama struggled to talk without laughing. "The cook book?"

"Whatever you call it. I asked it to tell me how to make one. But it wouldn't tell me"

Mistake number three…

"Hiei giggle it's a human book. laugh therefore snort it does not talk"

"I figured that one out on my own fox" Kurama could practically felt the glare boring into his head. "So…you took out your anger on my kitchen…?"

Hiei glared.

Staggering up the stairs Kurama yelled. "Let's get you cleaned up Hiei!"

Then proceeded to laugh his life away.

Insert hot bath sex scene here (blame them not me)

Kurama turned from the cute sight of his blanket swallowing Hiei.

He looked like an incredibly angry yet cute chibi. He pulled out a bag of gummi worms.

"If you're still hungry I got some candy" Crimson eyes glared at him from the fluffy prison.

"You remember the last time I had the stuff" fond memories of bike riding, bouncing, singing and hippos danced in Kurama's head.

"Fox!" The red head snapped to attention. "Wuzzat…?" "I refuse to be drugged again"

Kurama scoffed. "You weren't drugged. You were on a sugar high"

"I was singing while hugging a hippo"

"You make it sound bad. It was nice. I got pictures of it"

"How the hell did you get those!"

"I kept the real negatives. I won't show them to anyone."

"Give me a damned gummi worm" Kurama threw the bag at him.

Chewing on the red gooey candy Hiei growled. "If anything happens…"

"Nothings going to happen I promise! You have me here. To use up all your energy."

"Sounds good"

"Bet it does"

End

I can so totally imagine Hiei surrounded by broken kitchen thingies…covered in flour.

Ish so cuuuuuute.

Ok that's it. I'm tired. Its 1:32 am. I think I did this wrong. But I don't care. I'm gonna take a break for a day. Skool starts on Monday yaaaaay.

I feel strange.