Aye Carumba, I'm lazy! Me is mucho sorry I haven't been updating... like at all. Afraid I've been rather addicted to my Incredibles fic. (tear) I betrayed Inuyasha-fandom, and now I must die. (inhales helium) weehehehhehehehhee!

Episode... what, 16? I dunno

Irishwolf511 - can I have the frying pan back now, please? (holds out hand to TheeBycth)

TheeBycth - Fine. ( throws it to her, avoiding being hit in the head with a spoon) I get the croc pot then!

Shard - FINE, JUST HELP ME WITH DUCT TAPPING FELIX73 DOWN!

Felix73 - ARGH! BWHEHEHEHEHEH! HE ITI N I NIEFD DHRI E HAQWJU QAESDF EQFQR . ! DWQFG DGQ …

Stalking Chicken (another friend) - (kicks down the door) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN HERE?1?

Inuyasha - Uhhh… (Drops pizza he is holding)

Kagome - We're screwed.

Stalking Chicken - I WANT IN TOO! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ( closes door, jumps down steps, starts throwing carrots at people) THEEBYCTH, WE CAN BE ON OUR OWN TEAM!

Kamiko-Zephuru - I think something has gone drastically wrong. Weren't Irishwolf511 and I trying to kidnap all of the characters of Inuyasha!

Kaede - Whatever, I shall be on thoust team over there (gestures to Stalking Chicken and TheeBycth, walks over to them, picks up mushy tofu, chucks it at Totosai) OLD GEEZER!

Totosai - HYPOCRIT! (throws soy sauce at Kaede)

Kamiko-Zephuru and Irishwolf511 - (look at each other) SCREW THAT! BOYS VS. GIRLS!

(No clue)

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Disclaimer - WAR!

Irishwolf511- Girls! Retreat behind the tables!

Sango- No! No give up! Attack! WWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Shard- She's lost it. Someone grab her and shut her up!

Kagome- At least we still have one prisoner, Feli- (sees empty chair with torn duct tape) Irishwolf 511!

Felix73- (jumps out from behind something with giant nutcracker!) BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH! THE GIANT SEA-URCHIN WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (many people stare)

Shippou- (gets chased by Felix and nutcracker) I'm on your team, moron!

Kamiko-Zephuru- (slaps hand to forehead) Felix doesn't know what "team" means.

Inuyasha- (ears being bit by nutcracker) MOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!

Shard- Let us seize the opportunity!

Stalking Chicken- Thank Kami for Felix's insanity!

Sango- YAY!

Miroku- (walks up to Felix's nutcracker) WIND TUNNEL (take a guess what he did)

Felix- NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!

Morobuku - Someone has seen "Cast Away" a few too many times.

(Note to newcomers: in the original Disclaimers, Morobuku and Sangarouka were the reincarnations of Miroku and Sango respectfully)-

Irishwolf511- Kung Pow Kitty Attack! Meow! (attacks boys with frying pan and sword… a dangerous mix)

(Next time on Disclaimer- (person who announces 'next time on disclaimer' runs off) If you think I'm gonna be around for a frying pan attack with a sword and giant nutcracker, you're nuts!)

lkdsafjghaskljdfghkasdjfghkasjdgf! Gotta love ze total loss of sanity control!