GAAAAAAAAAHH! I am supremely sorry, fellow Inuyasha-crazy-comedy peoples. I've been lazy. I all but forgot about this thing. I must hit myself over head with skillet! (WHAM WHAM WHAM!) And to think, right when the Disclaimers were beginning to blossom... (WHAM WHAM WHAM!)

Episode 19

Disclaimer - (Well, things have gotten a little out of hand. You see, this isn't just a battle anymore, its full-fledged war. And to think, it all started with a frying pan person speaking throws a frying pan at KungPowKitty ow!)

Shard-(is tied to a chair, being interrogated by boys)

Kamiko-Zephuru- Now, Shard, you know how this works. You've seen James Bond movies. Tell us where the girls have Felix, or (motions to Miroku) be sucked up!

Shippou- That's a little harsh, don't you think?

Sota- Yeah.

Inuyasha- (klonks boys in the head)

Shard- I will never talk! Never! No matter what you do, I won't betray my fel-

Stalking Chicken-(is also tied to a chair. Has, um, well, an insane look on her face. Interrupts Shard) I need your phone number! I need your address! I need to know which window is yours! I need to know where you are at 7:00 P.M. on Tuesdays!

Shard- She, on the other hand…

meanwhile

Kagura and Sango- LET US OUT! (bang hands against wooden door, looking fearfully over their shoulders)

Felix- (from behind them somewhere in the room) Come back! I want to play! Bwa hahahahahaha!

Kagome- (from other side of door) If you kill him, we won't be able to trade him for Shard or Stalking Chicken!

Kagura, Sango, and Sangarouka (who's next to Kagome)- WHO CARES?

(FYI if I haven't mentioned it before, Sangarouka is the Sango's reincarnation from the fiction the Disclaimers originally appeared with. Oh, and same goes for Miroku and Morobuku)

Kagome- All right, Sangarouka, I know that this is hard knowing your former soul-bearer is being tortured, but for goodness sake, would you please-

Sangarouka- What are you talking about? I just want the stupid pyromaniac in there to shut up!

Kaede- I agree!

KungPowKitty- Oh, for pete's sake! (barges through door, Sango and Kagura rush out, close door behind them)

Felix- What makes you think you can take me on?

KungPowKitty- (takes out frying pan) This!

Episode 20

Disclaimer- (Where were we again? Oh, I remember now!)

KungPowKitty- I COULD USE SOME BACK-UP! (is attempting, ATTEMPTING, to hold back Felix with her trusty frying pan. They aren't in the dungeon anymore. How they got into a field is beyond me)

Felix- (takes out nutcracker) Behold the rebirth of WILSON!

KungPowKitty- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Help!

Shard-(has escaped via biting through a few walls. Yuck) Just a second! (Is fighting Sesshomaru, who came to join the boys)

Sesshomaru- Bwa hahahahahha!

Kamiko-Zephuru- He's just like Felix…

Inuyasha- Creepy

Kagome- SIT, BOY!

Inuyasha- (thud) AAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

Myoga- (gets flattened by Kilala's paw) Such is the fate of a flea…

Miroku and Morobuku- So who's winning again? (oh yeah, they're fighting Sango and Sangarouka)

Ayame- Beats me!

Koga- Help! (runs blindly from Stalking Chicken)

Stalking Chicken- (is, well, stalking Koga. You know, snapping pictures, that stuff) I want, I want, I want! I need your phone number! I need your address! I need you license plate number!

Shippou- What's a phone number?

Ayame- Beats me! (Wait, didn't I just say that?)

Shard- Whoa, déjà vu!

KungPowKitty- I REPEAT, I NEED A HAND WITH THE THING!

Felix- Now I shall control you all! I shall, therefore, I have. And thou shalt be in thy heart. And the moon may set but another day, but the sun shall never rise. The skies shall turn the color of baby bottoms colored with red crayons. And the ground shalt be blue, with clouds, and cherry muffins flying around with they're wings, and a rows. Thou shalt shall not be, there for shalt be, thou cannot be, thou are't is, isn't, and is/isn't all at once like a cat that says printers are cool, like a memory card with Tales of Symphonies on it, like the world with watery type things on it, like a game board without lice. What do you make of this philosophy? Is it the work of one like Socrates, or Plato? Or is simply the work of a mouse from Redwall? So many answers, so few questions? I seem to have run out of question marks. What is your favorite color$ What do you like to eat I like cheese& What do you make of this? All shall be revealed on the next episode of Jeopardy meets the Apprentice.

All- (stop fighting, stare) What!

(Next time on Disclaimer- What the heck did he mean by that!)