JoannaKuwabara: All this encouragement and praise is makin' my head explode! XD every time I think of Keiko/Yukina. I draw blanks. So yea…This one's for you Dudette!

Surprise couple

Unexpected

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you pass. Master Koenma is in a very important meeting right now"

Hiei leveled the ogre with a glare. "George, if you don't move right this second…"

The small demon was cut off as the blue ogre was blasted into the other side of the office.

"Urameshi, that was unwanted help. I could've handled him." Yusuke scoffed "And wasted time in the process. Let's go"

The two warriors walked down the chaotic hallways till they reached Koenma's office.

Yusuke almost opened the door fully when Hiei put out a hand to stop him.

"I smell blood. Lots of it" Yusuke powered up. "Then let's kick some ass"

"Yusuke, you idiot. The blood is fresh. The killer is probably still in there. Lets surprise him" Yusuke gave Hiei a strange look. The demon shrugged "Kurama said I should try new tactics" Yusuke and Hiei peered through the crack in the door. (You know what I mean!)

To their relief and confusion, there was Koenma, in his teenage form, unharmed.

From the point of view they could see fallen demons. Blood splattered the walls in intricate patterns. Hiei's eyes narrow on the tall cloaked figure stand before Koenma's desk. His dark green cloak had fresh blood stains on it. He couldn't get a scent. The blood was too strong.

"I guess it's safe to assume this stranger is the slayer" Yusuke poked Hiei in his side. "Ssshhh!" Koenma rushed to the cloaked figure stared up into a face neither Hiei nor Yusuke could see. Lifting a hand to the face Koenma whispered through his binky. "You're covered in blood. You didn't have to kill them all" The stranger coughed and lifted a hand take Koenma's. "What was I supposed to do? Let them kill you? No! Never!"

Yusuke winced. The voice was raspy and scratchy. As if he had a cold. Yusuke's eyes widened in sudden realization. No…it couldn't be….no…no…NAAAAHHHH!

This time Hiei poked Yusuke in his side. "What's wrong?" The detective shook his head "Nothing" Yusuke focused back on the little drama before them.

Wrapping his arms around his obvious lover Koenma smeared his cheek slightly in blood as he pressed his face to the others chest. The two hidden males glanced at each other. That was unexpected. The stranger took Koenma's face in his hands. He slowly pulled the binky from the prince's mouth with a popping sound, and bent down to kiss him. The teen prince made a moan from deep in his throat as he was backed against his desk.

The stranger moved from their boss's face to his neck, making the toddler turned teen bite his lower lip in pleasure. "Aaaaahhh. Lets do it right here." His lover pulled up from his trail of kisses. "But what about the others? Aren't they coming soon?" With a desperate look at the clock Koenma gasped out "They always come late. We have at least an hour"

Yusuke bristled. Of all the times to come on time… "This is getting interesting" Yusuke stared down at the fire demon. "You're weird" Hiei shrugged. "Blackmail" "Sure"

Hiei's eyes widen at what happened next. The stranger reached around his lover and seemed to unhook something. Koenma's clothes just slid off his body. "Interesting indeed" Yusuke couldn't help but get slightly aroused at the sight of the prince laying across his desk, naked and blushing, biting his lower lip in anticipation.

Hiei was focusing on…other things. Oh god. It must be ten inches long…and he's only half hard…In a raspy whisper Yusuke voiced, "This is so wrong" Hiei nodded.

"Koenma," came the scratchy voice of the stranger.

"Take this thing off. No one will see you but me. I want to see you, love"

Slowly the stranger took off his cloak. Yusuke covered his mouth when he saw, what he saw, when he saw it. ( XD lol) Hiei just stared. And stared. And stared. He took off his bandana and stared more with his jagan eye. And stared. And stared more.

Yusuke felt numb. Please no…oh god…it's so…UNEXPECTED!

"Koenma…"

A moaned "K-Kuwabara…" was his reply. Yusuke let himself go. He fell backwards with a shriek, his legs kicking the door open more.

Kuwabara and Koenma turned to the sound. Kuwabara threw his cloak over his lover and ran to stand over Yusuke and Hiei. His face was red. "What are you doing here!" he screamed. Staggering to his feet, Yusuke yelled back. "What are you doing here, doing that with him! You told me you were too sick to come!"

Making an unintelligible sound Kuwabara summoned his spirit sword. Yusuke 'eeped' and ran for his life while screaming "I'm your best friend! How could you not tell me!" to which Kuwabara replied "We just started a few weeks ago! Is privacy so wrong!"

Soon their screams faded away, leaving Hiei and Koenma to stare at each other.

The brunette gulped. Kurama burst into the room, breathless. "Sorry I'm late. My mother collapsed. Why are Yusuke and Kuwabara fighting? Koenma? …What's with the cloak? You naked or something?"

The prince flushed. "Hiei…Kurama…this is so…unexpected..."

Hiei gave a dry smirk "I'll say"

End

I had fun doing this. It was fun!

So there you go JoannaKuwabara!

Anything? Anything at all? Did you like it?