BWA HA HA HA HAA! What is this? Another update so soon? What did I eat, you ask? CHICKEN! Eh hehehehehheehhehe! Bwa hahahaha! And a here we go!
Episode 21
Disclaimer - (All participants in the boy/girl war have stopped fighting. Temporarily. We celebrate the 100 reviews right now!)
(A/N in the original story the disclaimers appeared in, this was the chapter where we broke 100 reviews, obviously)
Kagome- Boogie down! (is dancing around next to a perplexed Inuyasha)
Inuyasha- Eh?
Shippou- (is being tickled mad by Shard, StalkingChicken, and Kagura)
Shard, StalkingChicken, and Kagura- HE'S SO CUTE! (oh yes, they've lost their sanity)
Sota- (is hiding in nearby bushes taking pictures of Kagome for blackmail. He had too much soda)
Ayame- (picks up Sota by the back of shirt collar) Well, well, well, what have we here?
Kouga- DIE INUYASHA! DON'T YOU DARE BOOGIE WITH MY GIRL! (leaps at Inuyasha, who clings to Kagome)
Sesshomaru- (is flying about, hyped up on the first soda he's ever had in his life) WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLORS!
Jaken and Rin- (back away slowly)
Ayame- (takes a skillet to Kouga's thick skull) Men…
Kamiko-Zephuru, Kaede, Sango, Sangarouka, and Kagome- (are dancing the cucaracha!) La cucaracha! La cucaracha! La-de da-de da-de daaa!
KungPowKitty, Miroku, and Naraku- (stare)
Morobuku- I prefer the can-can! (dances the can-can, receives many, many, many stares) What?
but where is Felix you ask?
Felix- (is duct taped to a nearby tree) Come on, you guys! I promise I'll be good!
Everyone else in a single, resounding voice- YEAH, RIGHT!
Episode 22
Disclaimer - (the war has resumed)
Kouga- I'm gonna get you, you damn cat!
KungPowKitty- (is running from Kouga) Nu uh! (Shard jumps out from behind bush at KungPowKitty) AAAHHH!
Shard- HUG-RANDOM-PERSON DAY! (Bear hugs KungPowKitty, won't let go)
KungPowKitty- (starts hopping because she can't walk with Shard holding on) Not now! Which team are you on!
(nearby) Kagome- (Felix has stolen the blender, is standing over her) Someone help!
Sango and StalkingChicken- Coming! (Are pulverizing Inuyasha and Morobuku with tuber ware)
Kouga- GIMME!
KungPowKitty- NEVER! (holds onto frying pan (which Kouga is trying to steal) with hands, while trying to push Shard off/ end Shard's hug with feet)
Kamiko-Zephuru- Alright, Kouga. We may be on the same team, but trying to steal the best weapon of an enemy who is being restrained is just plain unfair!
Kouga- Whatchya gonna do about it? (continues pulling while KungPowKitty pulls his tail w/ one hand)
Kamiko- Zephuru - Well, ordinarily, I would just slap you upside the head, but since this is my sis, (starts swinging rice cooker from wire/plug) I think I'll do something worse!
Kouga - (thinks to self: uh-oh)
KungPowKitty- (thinks: I love me brother!)
(Next time on Disclaimer: Shard and Kamiko-Zephuru are traded!)