ALOHA! I is sorry for taking forever and totally neglecting the Disclaimers (especially since I'm two whole volumes behind). Alas, I should be speared to death by more honorable than I! But since I think that would hurt a bit, I just give another chapter! THE CHEAT IS NOT DEAD! I'M SO GLAD THE CHEAT IS NOT DEAD!

Disclaimer- (A short end to the war is taking place. Don't worry, we're just deciding whether to trade Shard for KZ. KZ and Shard are caged right now while waiting. Reminds us of baseball.)

Kagome- Come on, guys! Please!

Guys- NO!

KZ- (to self) Well this is ironic, ME being in a cage…

Shard - HUG RANDOM PERSON DAY (hugs un-entertained KZ)

KPK- I have to agree with the guys on this one

Kagome, some other gals- WHAT!

KPK- (sweat drop) Well, it kinda ruins the point, doesn't it? I mean, it's guys against gals! That's what makes Disclaimer fun! … Right?

Sango- She has a point. Besides, Shard has helped us a lot. It wouldn't be fair to trade her.

Sangarouka and Inuyasha in unison- Especially since she lost her mind.

(Whap, Bang!)

(Inuyasha and Sangarouka both have large bumps on their heads from a particular frying pan)

KungPowKitty- Like I was saying…

Shippou- (thinks about Inyasha's head injury) serves him right

… 3 hours later …

Kagura- Then it's agreed? No trade?

Kagome and Inuyasha in unison - Right (shake hands)

KZ- Let me out!

Felix- Yo.

KZ- Huh? Hey, how come you're in a cage too? (A/N gee, I wonder (sarcastic))

Felix- (evil-ly) Am I? For in my mind, there are no cages, only fluffy bunnies the color of raining cats and dogs at high noon on a blustery day in the hundred acre wood!

KZ- (blink blink)

Girls and guys split up to plan next battle…

KZ- Hey wait! You forgot to let us out! Come on! Come back here! (looks fearfully over shoulder at Shard, who is wearing her infamous evil grin)

Felix- Good luck old chap. By the end of this, you'll be as nuts as us two!

KZ- AAAAAAAAAA!

…16 hours later…

Kamiko-Zephuru- …help…

Felix to Shard (they're quite sane now, the sugar high died down) How many times has he said that?

Shard- I lost count around 783,004...

KungPowKitty- I KNEW I forgot something!

KZ- Sister!

KPK- (bends down, picks up frying pan)

KZ- (falls. ANIME STYLE!) KUNG POW KITTY!

KPK- Oops, I guess two things… (unlocks cages)

KZ- I'M FREE!

(BWONG! BING!)

(another frying pan attack)

KZ- (being dragged off by Shard) (to KPK) What was that for!

KPK- (is dragging a very nonchalant Felix) The Kitchen-Ware war is back on. I'm afraid you are now a prisoner of war.

KZ- Eeeehhhhhhh? (pouts)

Shard- So what now? (they approach the lair of the girls: Martha Stewarts former kitchen before a little run-in with the law)

KPK- (takes out rice cooker) Well, I guess we could add this to inventory (sry for saying that it was brisk33, it was actually Imperial Angel that suggested the idea)

KZ- THAT'S MINE!

KPK- Not any more. Look, this isn't my idea, dude.

Felix- Who's then?

KPK (quite casually)- Kouga's

KZ - huh?

Shard- Hate to break it to ya, pally, but he's been doing a little double agent work for a while now. He only tried to take KPK's frying pan to help the imagery.

KPK- (grumbles) Although he oughta have TOLD me before hand.

Kaede- (yeah, they're in the kitchen now) Ah, ye have returned!

KPK and Shard in unison - (hold up boys by shirt collars) The hunt went well!

(The girls laugh evil-ly)

Kamiko-Zephuru and Felix (yes even Felix) - (gulp)

…2 hours later, place change to guys' hide out (which is Martha Stewart's jail cell)…

(A/N Remember this was written before she got out and was rewarded for breaking federal law with booming success. It's a wonderful life)

Martha Stewart (who is copyrighted to… uh… herself?) Now, boys, I'll show you how to make some delicious pecan browni- (WHAP!)

Inuyasha- Next time I'll hit you with the sharp side of Tetsusaiga

Martha Stewart (still smiling)- ow (faints)

Totosai- Which is worse, her or Felix?

Morobuku- Good question. I'm leaning towards her.

Everyone else- Definitely!

Kouga- So what are we waiting for? Why don't we attack them?

Shippou- Because we don't know where they are, dofus

Miroku- (picks up pecan brownies)

Morobuku- What on earth are you doing!

Miroku- What do you think! I'm hungry!

A chorus of stomach grumbles resonate from all boys… they eye brownies…

Martha Stewart- Now, as I was saying boys…

…4 hours later…

Martha Stewart - Great job, Inuyasha! You've made a lovely tea cozy! (A/N- what is that by the way?)

Inuyasha- Thanks, Auntie Martha!

Sota- Auntie Martha, is this right (shows her some rather burnt looking quiche)

Martha Stewart- It's fine. In time, you will be able to cook without burning food!

Kouga- (thinks (only one unaffected by evil brownies, no doubt thanks to his alliance with the girls) ) Oh Kami, where are all the men! (slips away)

Miroku and Naraku - (are doing ballet while cooking)

… Martha Stewart's kitchen…

Kagome- Who do you fight for?

KZ and Felix in unison- You, oh great and wise master!

Sango- Who do you worship?

KZ and Felix in unison- You, oh great and wise master!

StalkingChicken- Who do you cook for?

KZ and Felix in unison- You, oh great and wise - wait a minute.

KPK- (whaps both in head with frying pan in one swing)

KZ and Felix in unison, bowing down- YOU, OH GREAT AND WISE MASTER!

Shard- Yep, they're good!

Felix- (rubs head from frying pan attack)

Kagura- Don't you find it ironic that Kamiko-Zephuru is the one who first caught us? And now, we have caught him…

KZ- (pouts a little)

Kouga- I'm back!

Ayame- Took you long enough, what took you? (begins to reach for frying pan which KPK is holding out for her)

Kouga- "Auntie Martha"

Kagura- I beg your pardon.

Kouga- Martha Stewart

KPK- BUT SHE'S IN JAIL!

Kaede- Aye!

Kouga- Yeah, what makes you think that makes a difference?

Shard (smiling)- Wait, you mean,… oh no. (smiles broader) the guys have been … erm… possessed? by Martha Stewart!

KZ - (turns to Felix) I think we got the better deal…

Kagome- This is perfect! We can sneak attack them!

KPK- ("sharpens" frying pan, kisses it)

Stalking Chicken - I shall ready the flaming carrots and tuber ware of doom!

Sangarouka- To the secret lab! (déjà vu with Emperor's New Groove!)

(All go to Emperor's New Groove set-of-levers-room)

Kagome- Pull the lever, Kouga!

Kouga (pulls lever. PS sorry to Disney for this)

All but Kouga- (guess what happened?) WRONG LEVER!

All- (exiting alligator chamber) why do we even have that lever! (go back to lever room)

Shard to Kouga - Out'a my way! (pulls right lever)

All go flying into one, single, cramped roller coaster cart.

Sango- Methinks we should have considered this before hand (all, including Kouga, squirm around)

Shard (dear Lord, she's had a whole can of chocolate whip cream!) (in a voice similar to "Auntie Martha") - Please keep your hands and legs inside the car at all times!

KPK- Uh oh (woosh! Roller coaster starts)

Kouga- C'mon Ayame, put your hands in the air!

Ayame- Gladly! (slaps Kouga)

Group lands in secret lab. In laboratory coats. High five partners. Oh yes, even Felix and Kamiko-Zephuru are here

BOOM bada boom boom BOOM! Yeah!