Da DAAAAAAAAAA! Hello, my name is KPK, and I'm depressed. (someone else) and we're all glad to meet you KPK! Have a seat! (KPK)- NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Can we tell I'm in an off mood?)
Episode whatever-it-is
Disclaimer - (with the girls, Kamiko-Zephuru, Felix, and Kouga in secret lab)
Felix- So what are we going to do?
Kagome- Hmmm. Well, we could turn them into fleas
Sangarouka - I think that's been copyrighted by Disney
Stalking Chicken - She has a point
Kouga- These stupid lab coats are driving me nuts! (rips off coat)
KungPowKitty- Say that again Kouga!
Kouga- (confused) they drive me nuts?
LoveMusic- (Comes through a back door) Hey KPK. How may I help you?
KungPowKitty- Sup? Well, we're in the middle of a -
Love Music (interrupting) - Kitchen Ware war. I've read the disclaimers
Shard- Oh good
KungPowKitty- Well I have an idea, thanks to Kouga
Kouga- (eyes get wide)
Love Music- And how can I help?
--- with guys in Martha Stewart's jail cell---
Inuyasha, Morobuku, and "Auntie" Martha singing- THE SUN'LL COME OUT! TOMORROW! BET YOU BOTTOM THE SUN'LL COME OUT… TOMORROW!
Miroku - Gah! I can't take it anymore! Someone please shoot me now!
Shippou- With what! Japanese Fighting Muffins!
Naraku- You leave my muffins out of this!
Sota- (bangs on cell door) LET ME OUT!
Guard- (from outside) What's going on in there, Martha!
Martha- (singing still with the other two) Raindrops on roses, and bright woolen mittens…
Myoga- Shut up! (throws Sota's burnt quiche at Martha (somehow))
The quiche goes flying…and misses terribly
Sesshomaru-(splat) OW!
Sota- MY QUICHE!
Inuyasha- FOOD FIGHT!
Food fight occurs. What a surprise.
Miroku-(is sitting down, dejected slightly) I think I'm going to need therapy after this (gets hit in head with pie)
Martha- ( (did I mention she's in one of those orange jumpsuit things?) is smiling towards audience in manner similar to television, food fight in background) I hope you've enjoyed this special broadcast. Now please, have a wonderful day and enjoy the food we've helped you prepare! Buh-bye now!
Episode food fight!
Disclaimer -(the guy side has left Auntie Martha's cell, due to come rather unhappy guards. I wonder why… Anyway, they's are following a map that was sent to them anonymously, although we can all assume it's from the girl Kouga Felix Kamiki-Z side)
Miroku- How much farther!
Sota- My legs hurt!
Shippou- My head hurts!
Naraku- Why does your head hurt!
Shippou- The leg-hurt worked its way up.
Inuyasha- We're almost there! I'm telling ya', we're doin' great!
Myoga- (sucking blood sound) Master Inuyasha, perhaps we should ask for directions! (slap)
Totosai- Ask for directions! There's no one around to ask, you little insect!
Naraku- Well, looky at who's in a mood today!
Totosai- (grumbles) I want my bath…
Inuyasha- We aren't lost, and I don't need directions (I suppose you can tell he's holding the map)!
Sesshomaru- (steps in front of Inuyasha, blocking him)
Inuyasha- What's your problem! Get outta' my way!
Sesshomaru- (moves so that he is next to Inuyasha, looking at the map. Grabs bottom of map and flips it right side up, and walks in opposite direction)
Jakin- My Lord Sesshomaru is so brilliant (bang!) (A Sesshomaru'n foot lands in his face)
Inuyasha- …oh…
Morobuku- (in rather unsurprised voice) Well men looks like it's time to turn around!
Sota, Shippou, and Miroku- WHAT!
Ooo! Three episodes! Exciting!
Disclaimer - (okey dokey! well, let us see what the girls were doing during the LAST disclaimer! Yay! Oh, and I forgot to mention, Love Music is yet ANOTHER friend of ours! Okay, moving on)
Love Music, KungPowKitty, Kagome, Stalking Chicken, Shard, Kaede, and Kagura (gee whiz that's a lot!)- (standing around one of those tables mad scientists use to strape down their patients (I've seen waaaaaaaaay to many whacked out Disney cartoons))
Other girls, Kouga, Kamiko-Zephuru, Felix, and anyone else I missed wait in next room. This is what they hear:
Love Music- The acorns are ready!
Kagome- (laughs like the mad scientist in that one 30s Mickey Mouse cartoon)
(smoke seeps out from mad-scientist room into the waiting room. Can't you just hear the 60s style muzac?)
Ayame- Maybe we should go in there (looks anxiously at closed door)
Kamiko-Zephuru- Knowing my sister, you reeeeeeaaaaaaally don't want to do that
Felix- I agree with him. I may be the craziest person to exist, but KungPowKitty has a knack for insanity given the right motives.
Kouga- What the hell did you just say!
Sango- Who cares? (to Sangarouka) Go fish! (they're tied, can you believe it? It's almost like they know all of their opponents moves!)
------okay, fast forward to after where we left the boys last time, girls wait in the cover of darkness as boys approach a certain clearing-----
Inuyasha- Of all the days! Why a new moon tonight?
Sesshy- I smell them.
(guys ready themselves for attack. there's a rustling in the bushes and (Jaws theme) Rin pops out! AAAAA! Okay, it ain't that scary)
Sesshy- Rin, what are you doing here?
Rin- (just smiles)
Kagome- Attack!
Girl and 3 guys team attack guys!
Kouga- Come here, mutt!
Inuyasha- Traitor! I'll kill ya!
Kagome- Sit boy!
Thud
Love Music, Ayame, and Kamiko-Zephuru - (are readying the acorns behind some bushes)
KZ- We need a distraction! Release the Felix!
Ayame- Aye aye, cap'n! (untapes Felix)
Felix- WAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Attack of the Flying Lawn Mower!)(KPK-(sings) where did you come from, where did you go? where did ya come from, cotton eye joe!(inside joke))
Morobuku- NO! They've destroyed him!
Felix- They've made me stronger! Bwa hahahaha!
KungPowKitty- yo, Sesshy!
Sesshomaru turns around
KPK- (throws blender...that's on...at Sesshy's hair. Go extension cords)(PS thanks for the idea Rae-Wolf-Demon)
Sessy- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT HURTS!(runs around in circles with blender, uh, chopping/sucking hair? I dunno! What would you call it!)
Jakkin-(thwacks Sesshy in head with staff end) finally it's MY turn to do that
Felix to Kouga- Shall I unmask my ultimate weapon?
Kouga- Please do
Felix- (takes out a...) BEHOLD THE FRENCH HORN! (Starts to play "I bought me a cat" on french horn. It's an insane American folk song)
Entire guys team fall to knees, covering ears, particularly Sesshy and Inuyasha, what with those pretty ears of theirs
Inuyasha- STOP!
KungPowKitty- Yeowch! That even hurts my ears! Hurry up with those acorns already, Love Music!
Love Music- Almost... There! Ayame, dispatch the weapons!
Ayame- Yay! (throws an acorn, it hits Inuyasha in the head)
Inuyasha- Ow! Hey, it's stuck to my head...What's going on?
Kagome- What a shame. I was almost hoping we could save him for last
KZ- Oh well! More fun now!
Love Music- Any second now...
From acorn, pixie dust type smoke surrounds Inuyasha. A bright light flashes from within. Sango walks up and starts dispersing smoke with hands
Kaede- Boys, come see Inuyasha!
Boys lean forward and gasp as they see Inuyasha transformed into . . .
I stick out my tongue. Wha ha ha!
Pop-tart?…