My friend, Isaac a.k.a Iziku, pressured, annoyed and BLACKMAILED me, to write this. Not that I didn't have fun doing it. But it wasn't of my own freewill…:Insert glare at said friend: But I love the idiot so this is for him…. This is the Valentines part from the I Am chapter. Just not in …vid fic form…

Yusuke/Kuwabara

I Don't Understand

I swear I don't know what day it was. Hadn't even noticed. I mean, all the hearts and red outfits and kissing didn't clue me in. Neither did the millions of love letters in my locker. Or the cookies along with it. And the nice lingerie. Which was nice. Hmmm… It wasn't until I saw them. Oh god, it was a mob. Was I really that popular? What happened to "Yusuke's so scary. I'd never date him!" or "I'd die before dating that thug" Was it some kinda happy dust or what?

Hmm…

What's that sign say? Valerie….Valetone…..Valentines! Well. That's explains everything now. Now I had to come up with a plan. A plan to get my ass outta here unnoticed ….
I got nothing. Come to think of it…I never had a plan for this day. Maybe it's becuase I never know when it's gonna pop up next. (Idiot. It's a planned day. Once a year. God. Who made you so stupid? … Damn….)

Wonder if Kuwabara has this kinda problem...

On the second floor of Sarayashiki Junior High, Kuwabara opened his locker and drowned in the boxes of chocolate and love letters. If you got a close up you would see Kookie Romance on pretty much all the valentines. (That's me!)

I guess I'll never know then. It's almost time to book it, bell's bout to ring. I slipped from my hiding place in the closet and blended with a passing crowd. It was quiet for a while. But that soon ended in a few minutes. It was then that I noticed that green will never blend in with blue. End.

After the 50th wave of girls disappeared I tried in vain to fit all this crap into my locker. Damn. Where was Kuwabara? I'm fending them all off on my own here! I managed to get it all in there, somehow. Wait a minute….Is this even my locker? I debated for a while and decided it didn't matter. Their problem now.

I'd be lying if I said that a tap to my shoulder didn't make me scream like a girl. Embarrassing. This is why I will deny viciously in a court of law if it is ever brought up. I turned around to see Keiko, all cute in her uniform, blushing and looking down, kicking the ground with her loafers.

I briefly thought of Kuwabara in a girl's uniform, blushing and kicking the dirt. "Hi Yusuke…" Bringing a hand up to my nose I coughed loudly. Bad thoughts. Bad. Sexy, but baaaaaaddd. "Are you ok Yusuke?" I sniffled what little blood had trickled out and wipe some on my shirt. It needed to be washed anyway.

I focused again on Keiko and watched her fidget. I got a bad feeling about this.. "It's a nice day Yusuke" I nodded "Yeah. It's a very nice day" To be mauled by females. "It's um…Valentines day Yusuke" I looked around at all the hearts and paper mache crap. "Really? Hadn't noticed at all" She flicked my forehead "Smartass!" "No. Nice Ass." I sighed when she ducked her head to hide her deepening blush.

"So, Watcha want Keiko? I gotta find Kuwabara" I saw her grimace at Kuwabara's name and heard the clipped tone in her voice. "Yeah, I guess. He's probably alone somewhere, sulking about having no valentines"

Three hallways away Kazuma Kuwabara stuffed chocolate in his mouth from a box with Kookie Romance scrawled on it. He fingered the small chocolate kiss in his pocket he had for Yusuke as he walked. He sneezed.

"All the more reason for me to find him then! Later!" I felt a delicate hand on my arm as I almost made my escape. Now what? "Here!" A giant round, red box was shoved into my arms and I almost lost my balance from the force. I looked from the top of Keiko's bowed head to the box and tried to ignore everything around me.

I wondered if Kuwabara had gotten me a valentine. Probably did, but with all those other valentines and crap I couldn't tell. Taking a deep breath I turned around and prepared to forget everything up to this point, but I stopped dead when I saw him. Kuwabara was leaning on the lockers a few feet away. Our eyes had only held for a brief moment but I could tell something was wrong.

Before I could say a word he turned around and swiftly walked away. Wow. Now what?

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Again I ask myself. Now what? It's not like I did anything wrong. I threw a rock into the pond. All I did was stand there while Keiko expressed her love and devotion through candy. I threw a bigger rock. Why did it feel wrong? A bigger rock, the splash wet the knees of my pants. Kuwabara was a guy anyway. Normal guys don't give guys valentines! Took both hands to lift this rock. But we weren't normal guys.

I let the next rock slip from my fingers, missing my foot by mere hairs. Chocolates were still not normal. Maybe something else. Like a strength potion or something. Something nice. Something odd. Like a cat? Nah, he has those already. I've already deemed chocolates as odd. I have nothing else. A card? He'll think I'm cheap. Which I am, but lets not get into that.

If I showed up at his house naked he'd like that present. I smothered a laugh. If he showed up at my house naked, shit, I'd like that present too. Hm. Naked. The school uniform image came back and I was caught in the moment. School uniform, then naked. That could work. That could so work. Make up wasn't my thing, but on Kuwabara…maybe… hmmmm.

I was still debating the theory when someone flicked my head. "Yo you ok?" Quickly wiping the blood from my nose and lips I turned to face the intruder. It was just some guy. He was eye level with me and had shorter black hair. He stared at me through blue eyes. He had on all blue. Blue pants with a long sleeved blue shirt with a huge rainbow on the front.

I'll be damned if he wasn't gay. He put a hand to his neck and fiddled with a chain that had the male planet sign on it. "You ok man? You were spacin' out and bleeding"

Taking a cautious step back I replied "I'm okay." The guy took a step closer to me. "It's valentines day. Shouldn't you be with your girlfriend and or boyfriend?" And Or? This guy was nuts.

He smiled at me and for some odd reason, I told him everything. "Oh well" He smiled at me with his perfect teeth and I growled. "'Oh well'? I tell a complete stranger a part of my life all I get is 'Oh well'? Well you're no help…whoever you are"

He stood up and waved to some girls a few feet away. One was dressed in all red, the other in purple. Freakish Power Rangers. "David, sweetheart!" said the red one. "C'mon baka let's go!" said the purple. Oh god this was all so stupid. Valentines Day, insane girls, power rangers and a mad…um…friend. (After all that's happened, should I still call him a friend? Or a boyfriend?) Now what?

I might as well get this over with.

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To save what little masculinity I had I pushed the box of chocolate at him. I took a certain satisfaction in watching his face morph from anger to shock, and then he blushed and tugged me inside, pushing a tiny Kiss chocolate into my hand. Sweet.

I couldn't help but notice the empty boxes of chocolate around the couch as Kuwabara led me upstairs while I tried to strip him. I saw the name Kookie Romance on some of the boxes. I resolved to add her to my hit list as I locked the door with a loud click.

End

This took me a whole 2 weeks. I coulda done better. But GOD. It was like…FUCK! I mean with the hurricane and the plane ride and the school work I was like….damn!

But thanks to Iziku I got it outta my system!

So this is Valentines special two! Imma make 3 more and then imma start on Halloween! Then Christmas then new years! And…whatever else I can find!

Any requests? Imma try my best to do them! I swear for GOD imma do ALL of your requests! May not be my NEXT story…but its gonna me done. If it takes me a month. Its GONNA be done! Okaiz! Read and Review plz!

Laterz Dudette