JoannaKuwabara: You enjoy giving me challenges don't you? lol. Soon as I can, I will write it!

JovianShe-Wolf: Here you go! Half of your request.

Hiei/Kuwabara

Fake It

"The fuck is that?" This earned him a glared from the red haired teen.

"It's a valentines shrimp!"

"Oh. Why are you giving it to me?"

Kuwabara blushed a bit and glanced around. "Cause you're supposed to give it to the person you like, love…."

Hiei stared at the red foil on one of the many heart chocolate pieces. "What's the point of all this? You can simply say it!"

Another glare was directed his way. "Maybe 'cause it's supposed to be romantic!"

"I don't do romantic. You know this"

A mumble. "Don't I know it. Cheap bastard…"

"Eh?"

"Nothin' Hiei. Just…take the fuckin valentine!"

The fire demon smirked then chuckled. "Don't pout. It doesn't suit you very much."

"Asshole"

"Bastard"

"I hate you now"

"The joy it brings knows no bounds"

"Midget asshole"

Red eyes glared as they narrowed on Kuwabara's back.

"Useless bastard"

The taller male huffs and grumbles. Kuwabara hears some crumpling and turns around and gasps.

Mimicking his shorter lover Kuwabara says "The fuck is that?"

"Don't start"

"Why didn't you tell me you got me a valentine! Oooh and its white chocolate…"

"Cause its fun to watch you squirm" Kuwabara tried not to be irked by the unnaturally white grin from Hiei.

"That's not fair. So you knew it was Valentines Day and got me one? How romantic."

The red head laughs as Hiei's left eye twitches.

"Don't be such a girl. So…after we give them to each other…now what?"

"…"

"Sex…?"

A third glare, more powerful than the last two, was blasted at him full force.

"So that's why I got a valentine! My body."

"Stop being such a woman. Kurama made me buy it. And I did becuase I...I feel things for you"

" 'I feel things for you' God Hiei. What a pick-up line. Start a book."

"I can take my valentine back you know"

"But can you take the things you feel for me back?"

"I hate you"

"Mutual"

"Bastard"

"Asshole"

"…"

"…"

"I do love you, Kuwabara." Hiei almost gagged on the words. He felt it deep in his heart. But to say it aloud…it was so...strange.

"It's odd to hear you say that"

"You wanted romance!"

"And you gave me the creeps in the process"

It was silent for a while, both men thinking about what to say. Then Hiei said the first thing that popped in his mind.

"So…sex?"

"Argh!"

And with that said, Kuwabara turned around on the bed and seethed in his anger. Hiei debated on whether to crawl across the bed to comfort him. Well…he hadn't said yes…but he didn't say no either…

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As the black haired man laid on his chest, Kuwabara wondered if he should tell Hiei that he only got the valentine cause it was on sale at Wal-Mart.

…

Nah.

End

I did this in 15 minutes! And it came out…alright I think. Very short tho…very short…

Um. I hope I lived up to your request!

Laterz Dudette