I did my best. I HAD to add OC because otherwise. It woulda been like…HORRIBLE. And I think I did pretty good I think…This has NO valentine theme to it cuz...i couldn't find one and i was sleepy...I'm so sorry ;-; It's 6:28 am. been up all night.

Rookie

"Why can't I have a weapon like yours?" Kookie shifted her red goggles and looked from the blonde rookie to her weapon,a chaos mallet. She laughed. The rookie frowned. "It's not funny! Your weapon is so cool. I want it!" Kookie continued to laugh.

She cleared her throat. "I gave you a sword. You sliced through the cafeteria" The younger girl winced. "I gave you a gun. You almost massacred the Destroyers" Both women chuckled darkly at the memory. "I gave you a fan. You destroyed half the training school in a span of two minutes. You broke my record! But I'm gonna let you have a weapon like mine? A giant wooden mallet?"

Kookie laughed again. "Now just aim at that tree over there. With the target on it." The rookie set the pink arrow in the bow string and scowled while her mentor shifted the goggles over her eyes again. Bows and arrows were something that Kookie trusted her with. Let's not mess this up! Prove yourself!

She let the arrow go. It hit some guy with flaming red hair. Oops…

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"Kurama! Are you ok?" The green eyed beauty patted his chest and coughed for a while. God! It was like someone stabbed him in the back! Hurt like a bitch too! Kurama looked up and met Yusuke's brown eyes. And looked deep. And deeper still…

"Ano…Kurama doesn't look too good." Kuwabara watched the strange exchange between his best friend and the fox demon. Hiei was ignoring him, staring in the trees. Something didn't seem right. Not right at all. Yusuke had the urge to blink. But for some reason he couldn't. Maybe Kurama was hypnotizing him. Naaahhh.

Kurama leaned forward and kissed the brunette. Yusuke's eyes grew wide and Kuwabara started a coughing fit while yelling. Hiei just…stared… and stared.

The small demon turned away from the scene at the smallest sound. Almost like a cry of distress. THERE! Up in a high tree he saw blonde hair. The head retreated back into the leaves. Son of a…

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The rookie squealed. Oh my god! Oh my god oh my god OH.MY.GOD! She flipped through the pages in her character identification book.

The guy she just hit…was Kurama. Bishounen number 23. Dear lord and she HIT him! The rookie cast her silver eyes to her mentor. Luckily she was too busy in whatever the hell she was doing with those goggles to notice her distress. Ok, ok. Maybe I can fix this!

But that weird black haired guy….she flipped through the pages again. Shino…Sasuke…Yusuke….ah ha! Hiei. Bishounen number 24. Dear lord,She was soooooo fucked.

Why do I keep hitting the cute ones!

She stopped her mental ramblings and fixed another pink arrow into the bow again. She aimed for Kurama, who was now hugging some dark haired guy. Suddenly she was pushed back. Hiei stood in front of her. He glowered at her with his…sexy… crimson eyes. Ahem. Squealing again the rookie let the arrow go. It settled deep into Hiei's chest. Pulling out the now fading arrow, the small demon prepared to slice her head off when he doubled over.

Still scared, the blonde kicked him in the stomach, sending him to the ground. Oops…

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"Kurama get off!" Rather put out, the red head let go of Yusuke. Kuwabara just stood there. 'What the fuck is going on. First he collapses and now he's all over you like you're his life support, and now Hiei's gone!"

"He is my life support!" and Kurama gripped Yusuke's hand tightly in his.

CRASH

"Hiei! Where the hell did you go!" The small demon sat on top of a presently K.O.ed Kuwabara and stared into Yusuke's eyes deep. And deeper still. Yusuke began to feel queasy. Not good. The spirit detective glared at him and Hiei blushed, turning away. Yusuke almost fainted. What the fuck was going on!

Kurama, sensing Hiei's feelings, latched onto Yusuke's left arm, growling. Hiei's eyes glowed with obvious hate. Not fucking good at all.

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NOOOOOOOOO! The small blonde girl slammed her head against the tree trunk and stomped her foot childishly. ARGH! A million times! ARGH!

She glared at her currently unavailable mentor. If she asked for help, she'd get scolded and might never graduate….if she didn't ask for help…she might make it worse. Or better. FAITH! MUST HAVE FAITH! She warily slipped another pink arrow into the bow. She studied her target (Hiei) for five minutes straight, intent on not messing up.

But then Kurama pushed Hiei, and he fell on top of some red haired guy who looked unconscious. She aimed again. She let the arrow fly, confident this time. Hiei stood up and charged at Kurama. With Hiei gone, the arrow was aimed at the unconscious teen on the forest floor. The rookie clawed at her face in frustration.

As if things couldn't get any worse, some brown haired guy popped up and the arrow sunk into the back of his head. He collapsed on top of the unconscious boy.

The rookie briefly wondered if falling from this height would kill her…

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His head felt like it was going to explode. Sitting up slowly, Kazuma Kuwabara blinked his unbelievably…cute….brown eyes. He felt a weight on his legs and looked to see Koenma, in his teen form, sprawled over him. He started to shake him.

"Oi! Get up shorty! Kurama and Hiei disappeared. I think he was the one that clocked me" Koenma groaned and whispered "Kazuma? My head hurts" The prince hissed around his binky and looked at Kuwabara. And stared deep. And deeper still…

Kuwabara started to feel uneasy. Kurama was staring at Yusuke the same way. "Koenma?" The said prince blushed and turned his back to him, his hands flying to his face. The red head felt like fainting. "Koenma? Why are you here anyway? You hardly ever leave your office." Still with his back to the taller male, Koenma replied "I was trying to reach you guys for a mission. But no one answered. So I decided to come down and see what was wrong."

He rolled his eyes in frustration. "Kazuma?" Kuwabara looked at him, restraining a sigh. "Uh, yeah?" The brunette sat himself in Kuwabara's lap, leaned against his chest and said "My head hurts" Kuwabara looked down at the incredibly cute blush decorating his boss's cheeks and found himself heating up as well.

Well, damn.

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Yusuke had no idea to get them to stop fighting. Hiei's left arm was bleeding quite…a lot. And Kurama or rather Yoko, had blood dripping down his back from a gash at the back of his head. Not good. Really not good.

"You stupid fuckers! Stop fighting and come with me to Genkai's! You're gonna kill each other if you keep this up!" Both demons growled.

"Never Yusuke. Not until this filthy fox admits you are mine"

Yoko's eyes glowed with unholy promises "As if Yusuke would look twice at you. He belongs to me"

Yusuke blinked. Since when did I become property?

Because Yusuke was too fucking distracted by his thoughts, he yelped when Hiei grabbed him and pitched him over his shoulder. Yoko's tail fluffed out in anger.

With one haughty look, Hiei disappeared. Yoko followed.

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The rookie got tired of planning her suicide and decided to give it a last chance. She placed arrows in between all her fingers in his right hand. Four. She hooked them in the bow and prayed to all the gods she knew.

Please. Let this work!

She watched them whistle through the air at her targets, twisted a blonde strand in shaking fingers.

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Tripping over Kuwabara's long…sexy…legs, Ahem, Hiei dropped Yusuke who tumbled into Koenma. Yoko, going too fast to stop, his strong…powerful legs…pumping…AHEM!

The fox demon tripped over them all and crashed head first into Kuwabara. And then the arrows came. Yoko's body had blocked the arrow that would've hit Kuwabara. Sadly (thankfully) Kuwabara was in everyone's line of vision. The poor boy now had to deal with two demons, a prince and a half demon.

All fighting for his affections…tearing his clothes off…hmmm. Orgy anyone?

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"Rookie! OH MY GOD! What did you do!"

"Oops…" Kookie, finally deciding to check on her charge, was stunned. "You caused a mass five way orgy!" The blonde looked down, dejected.

"Good work!" Eh!

"Arrows aren't your thing. But we're gonna find something for you. Now you need a name." the younger girl looked at her mentor. "You can keep calling me Rookie"

Kookie chuckled, "I was thinking, Calamity Jane. You're majorly accident prone girl"

"Rookie Calamity Jane then!"

"It has no ring to it"

"Argh!"

End

And this is where I commit seppuku and all that good shit. Meh, i was too tired and sleeping to go over it andstuff, if their r typos and stuff like dat, PLEASE forgive meThis was TOO LONG. TOO WEIRD. TOO POINTLESS. I'm sorry that I TOTALLY butchered ur request JoannaKuwabara. NOW I SHALL DROWN MYSELF IN A BOTTLE OF ORANGE SODA…!