Schwarz Journals (Day 5/?)
By Ray-Chan
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April 19, 2001
Journal of Brad Crawford
Today was rather quiet. Maybe everyone went out, but for once I had the apartment all to myself. It was fantastic.
I was able to catch up on progress reports for most of the day since a lack of missions leads to more paperwork. Schuldich has been occupying much of my time lately and I seem to keep falling behind.
I really need to learn how to say 'no' to him. He has us up to sex usually three times a day. I'm tired but it all seems worth it. He always seems to have more energy than is humanly needed. I should really look into what medication he's on.
I didn't see Nagi leave the apartment though, so I assume he has locked himself in his room again to wallow in misery. I hope a mission comes up soon. He needs something to occupy his mind.
Farfarello… I'm really not too sure about. Surely the amount of tranquilizers Takatori has him on should have killed him by now. His body's chemistry is remarkable in the way it breaks down the drugs.
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Stretching, Crawford reclined back on the sofa and reached for the first journal of the day.
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April 18,
Entry 5
I met someone today, Crawford. She's pretty and only has one eye just like me! I like her, and she likes me a lot, too.
We met at the zoo. I wore the leash Schuldich bought me and took myself for a walk to go play with the alligators, and then I saw her. She's so pretty. Her name's Keiko and she has pretty orange and black stripes. And only one eye. I said that, right?
We get along so nice. I sat with her all day today talking, and she listened too. She doesn't talk much. Just grunts a lot. But that's okay.
She likes raw meat. Hee hee. See? We already have lots in common! I got a parrot from the bird house and killed it and we had lunch together. She doesn't care that I'm messy.
I wanted to stay longer, but the zoo was closing and they locked her up for the night. Just like me. She knows how I feel. Schuldich likes to lock me up too, but I get out again. I always do. Heh heh heh.
…I'm going to go see Keiko tomorrow again. Maybe we'll have lunch. I'll kill something for her on the way. She likes raw meat. Me too.
Ja.
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Crawford looked over to the couch where Farfarello sat chewing his knives and watching the Food Network.
"Farfie… You *do* realize that you're dating a tiger, right?"
"Her name's Keiko and she's pretty."
"Riiiiight." Crawford rolled his eyes and reached for another journal.
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Fuckbook
Day 5
Che. Nagi really needs to loosen up. I found him today in his room crying over that soccer player again. Sorry Brad. The kid's driving me crazy.
So I got us some beers and we talked. Or more like he bitched, I listened. Look! I'm so sweet!
Anyhoo, that kid *really* must not drink a lot. He can't hold his liquor very well. We spent 30 minutes in his room talking and drinking and another two hours with me holding his bangs back while he puked in the bathroom sink.
Overall, it was entertaining, but not something I'd recommend you try. Don't worry. I'll work with him. He'll be drinking like a true alcoholic in no time!
Love ya, Bradley! I'll be waiting up for some wild sex tonight! (Maybe I can steal that leash from Farf. ….I bought some other "fun" things, too!)
^__~. Ja ne! XOXOXO
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Crawford looked closer at the page.
// Is that….. lipstick marks? //
"...What the *hell* did Schuldich buy!?"
Obviously tonight would prove "entertaining".
Suppressing his smirk, Crawford took up Nagi's journal and began to read.
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April 18
I hate Schuldich. I hate alcohol. I hate Schuldich *with* alcohol.
My head hurts even more now. It was probably that baka's plan. Get me so drunk that I can't think straight anymore.
Well, it worked. My head hurts. I'm going to bed now.
….Remind me to kill him in the morning.
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Crawford shook his head. Glancing back over to Farfarello, he sighed.
A thin stream of drool was running from the Irishman's mouth as the Farf watched one of the Iron Chefs slice a duck.
// Scary. //
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~ * Schwarz Member Assessment : Day 5 * ~
Nagi is still depressed about his failed relationship. I can't say that I'm sorry about it. It was doomed when he chose a member of Weiss for solace.
Schuldich has become more caring towards others, especially Nagi, these past few days. He really tries to be helpful, but…sometimes his methods are not well thought out. His "habits" had completely slipped my mind for a time. Both his alcohol and smoking. I really should speak to him about quitting those.
Farfarello…. is dating a tiger. It surprised me that he has found affection for *anything*, but his choice in partner seems odd. Just as long as he doesn't try to bring it home with him.
And myself, I am finding that each member of Schwarz looks for something different in life. Farfarello is finding love, Nagi has lost love, and Schuldich and myself still manage affection (even beyond sex) somehow. I think it's strange, but I won't criticize the happiness of my teammates nor myself.
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Closing his leather notebook, Crawford rose from the couch, giving Farfarello a faint nod before continuing to his room.
// Time to see just what Schuldich bought today… //
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