Can I have a show of hands that watched Ultimate Enemy and then went online to talk about it afterwards? HAHA, It was awesome, but it kinda pissed me off though. Hello, WHERE WAS THE DANNY AND SAMNESS! I DINT SEE ANY! Uhg, never trust an owl. He lies about Danny Phantom AND how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. HOYL CRAP EMBER WAS FAT, IN MY OWN OPINION SCARRIEST PART OF THE MOVIE! Lunch Lady and Box Ghost?……"eww"
Purpledog100: HAHA! I LOVE YOU! Yes, I thought my response was quit good if I do say so myself. Oh and guess freaken what! AMITY PARK ISN'T IN Minnesota OR Louisiana!¿CRAZY! I think so! It's in the North Western hemisphere. Kirsten thinks in California, you know crazy Kirsten- well you don't, but that's not the point. She MAY be right. HOLY MOSES! We must find out WHERE it is. TO THE BAT CAVE!
Disclaimer: Danny Phantom belongs to Butch Hartman, all who think differently suck donkey dick
ENJOY!
Chapter 6
The Hunter's
Shadow
There was complete and utter silence between the three friends and the odd butler. Sam bit her lower lip, trying to think of something to say while Tucker stared at his hiking boots as they swished around the marble floor.
Niles decided to break the awkward silence. "…I'm guessing you'd like a Fairly Odd Parents one? Lovely choice, these new ones glow in the dark-"
"Um, Niles," Tucker stopped him. "Where'd Brooks go-"
"Family matters, none of your business!" Niles cut him off tossing Danny a band-aid. Danny put it in his pocket. He didn't think the tiny band aid was going to help him at the moment.
Tucker starched his chin and stared at Niles suspiciously. "…What kind of family matters?"
"None of your concern!" Niles said quickly. "Ask again and I shall have you thrown out!"
"That won't be necessary, Niles," Brooks said coming back into the room. There was a bit of blood on his lip. Tucker twitched his own lip upward.
Sam nudged him. "Shut it," she whispered.
"…What?" Brooks asked him.
"Uh…you got a spot." Tucker finally said.
"What? Oh, yes, well," he said wiping the blood from his cheek. "Sorry about that, delay."
"Oh no, no, it was cool," Tucker said.
"Perhaps." Brooks narrowed his eyes. "Well, the storm has gotten worse, so I think it would be best if you all stay the night."
"Wow, uh, I don't now," Danny jumped into the conversation. He knew just as well as the others they needed somewhere to go, but he didn't trust Brook at all.
"Please, I insist," Brooks said with a friendly smiled.
Danny turned to Tucker and Sam. "What do you guys think?"
"Hey, I'm cool with it if you are," said Tucker.
"Same here," Sam replied.
"Then it's settled!" Brooks said excitedly before Danny had a chance to open his mouth. "But, we might need some help with what you're wearing though. No one should have to walk around in ripped clothing,"
"Oh, no, that's oka-"
"AUSTIN!" Brooks shouted at the top of his lungs. Danny, Tucker and Sam winced. Brooks had quite a nasally, annoying voice when he shouted. Much like Paullina's.
As he called, a man in a pink blouse and tight blue jeans appeared in the room. He had thick curly blond hair, pink glitter on his lips (cherry flavored) and his outfit was completed with a sparkly, blue man scarf.
"Yeah, what do you need, Hun?" he said to them. "We're gonna have to hurry this up though, Queer eye for the Straight guy is on, and don't get me started on that, girlfriend!"
"Sam, Tucker, Danny, meet Austin. Austin, meet Sam, Tucker, and Danny." Brooks said.
"Hey, how do you do?" he shook their hands. "Oh, love your shoes, Sam. They're scrumptious!"
"Um…thank you?" she smiled a bit confused.
"Don't mind Austin, Sam. He used to be a fashion designer,"
"What do you mean, used to?" Austin snapped his fingers. "Okay, lets see what we're dealing with," he said scanning the three of them with his eyes. "….Brooks, baby doll. They look like they were beaten up with an ugly stick."
"Oh, thanks," Tucker frowned.
"Oh, chin up, Hun," Austin smiled. "Because with me at your side, you will be taught the meaning of flair!"
"…Okay?" said Sam.
"Oh…exciting," Tucker shrugged and tried to smile. He wasn't so sure he was going to be able to contain that much, "flair".
"Oh, you bet, Hun! Now, before we get started, I'll show you to the guest rooms. Follow, me!" Austin San gleefully skipping down into one of the halls.
"Rooms? SWEET! I CALL TOP BUNK!" Tucker cried running after Austin.
Danny, and Sam exchanged looks of disgust.
"Should we follow him?" Sam asked a bit hesitate.
Danny grinned. "We could just as easily steal a car and drive away," Sam rolled her eyes and grabbed him by his shirt collar as she dragged him down the hall to look for Tucker.
They had passed so many doors, hallways, it was like a carnival fun house without the creepy carnies that smell like cabbage. (A/N: haha, carnies scare the shit out of me….not sure why, maybe it's just their very small hands.)
"We've been down this hallway already," Sam said looking at the portraits on the wall. "I'm pretty sure we're lost."
"We're not lost," Danny replied. " I know exactly where we're going. See, their foot prints are on the ground.
"…Danny…those are our footprints," Sam sighed.
"DANNY, SAM!" they heard Tucker's voice call. "GET OVER HERE, QUICK!"
"Tucker!" Danny panic as he grabbed Sam and flew down under the floor.
"Wow," Sam said as they raced towards the room Tucker was in. "It might have been a lot easier if we had thought of that earlier."
Danny rolled his eyes and popped back up into a room where Tucker was happily bouncing on the giant bed that took up almost half the room (which was pretty huge).
"You guys have got to try this!" he laughed. "This bed is so friggen huge!"
Danny sighed a sigh of relief as he switched back to his normal form.
"THIS is what you wanted us here for?" Sam folded her arms in disgust. "Well, at least you and your inner child are getting along nicely today, Tuck,"
"GOD, I LOVE THIS FREAKEN BED!" Tucker bounced up and down. He finally lost his balance and landed smack dab in on the floor. Danny and Sam cringed. "Uh…that was fun, but, I'm gonna go change into this stuff Brooks gave me," he said walking into the guest bathroom.
Danny shuttered at the name.
Sam rolled her eyes. "You gonna piss on about that all night, or can we all at least try to get some sleep?"
"Piss on about what?" Danny said sharply.
"Yeah, like you don't know. Ever since we've met Brooks, you've been acting like a total ass,"
"What?" said Danny. "I've been acting like an ass? What about him, little Miss Samantha? Everyone could clearly see he was totally into you,"
Sam flushed. "He was just being polite. Besides," she smiled. "I can't help it if a guys hot- I mean charming,"
"THIS is what I'm talking about!" Danny snapped at her.
"Oh, go cry to uncle Vlad," Sam rolled her eyes.
"What does Vlad have to do with this-"
"Vlad has everything to do with this!" she pointed at him. "One of the main reasons you won't try to accept him is because he just happens to be related to your arch enemy."
"How do we know we can really trust this guy?" said Danny. "He just appears out of nowhere and invites us here. Something's up with this guy, whether he's a ghost or not!"
"Oh really?" Sam folded her arms. "And what exactly do you purpose to do about that?"
"What I do best," Danny smiled. "Snoop around,"
"Danny, you're acting ridiculous,"
"Sam, you've seen that guy, he's clearly weird,"
"Oh yeah, and you're perfectly normal," Sam said sarcastically. Danny shot a look at her.
"Say that again!" he yelled at her. "Go ahead, say it again, I DARE YOU!"
Sam smiled. "YOU call yourself normal? YOU are the biggest freak I've ever seen! Which is sad, seeing is how many carnivals I've been to!(A/N: haha, I couldn't resist with the carnival thing,) Not to mention you're incredibly close-minded and probably the biggest asshole I've ever met,"
"Oh yeah!" Danny smirked. "Well, if I'm as big an asshole as you think I am, why are you even going out with me?"
"Well, maybe I shouldn't!" she snapped walking to the door.
"Well, fine!" he yelled back.
"FINE!" she ended slamming the door. With an immediate sense of guilt, Danny walked over to the door.
"Sam, I-" he started. "Oh come on, Sam, I didn't mean-" But nothing. With still no reply or come back, Danny kicked the door angrily. "WELL, FINE! JUST….DON'T SAY ANYTHING!"
"TA-DA!" Tucker said coming out of the bathroom with a black bathrobe on and a pipe in his hand. "Check it out Danny, I'm playboy!" Danny glared at him and slumped down on the giant bed.
"You piss off Sam?" he asked smoking the pipe.
"Unfortunately yes," Danny sighed.
"Ah, she'll get over it. Plus….the Sun will come out, tomorrow," Tucker sang. "Bet your bottom dollar that, tomorrow, she won't be pi--issed!"
"I have a bad feeling she will be," Danny frowned walking out the door into his own guest room. He didn't bother turning on the light when he entered. He just threw off his shirt and slumped unto his bed. This road trip had been a mistake since the beginning.
It wasn't until later on when he burst up from his bed a blue mist poured out from his mouth. He switched to ghost mode, but before he had a chance to react, a net soared threw the air and caught him within it.
"At last, my pray," a deep voice said coming into to the moonlight. "I've finally got you right where I want you,"
"Skulker?" Danny gasped (GASP!). "What are you doing here?"
"Isn't it obvious?" said Skulker. "Skulker never forgets his pray! And to think, you were stupid enough to actually come into the Ghost Zone!"
Danny's eyes widened. "What? This isn't the Ghost Zone,"
"Perhaps, one would think," Skulker smiled. "But the Ghost Zone is not all pretty green swirls and mist, as you see it. Some areas are more complex than others."
Danny burst out form the net and punched Skulker into the wall. "Sorry, pal. But I try my best to avoid reunions."
"Is that the best you can do, ghost child?" Skulker laughed as he fired a ghost ray at Danny. He leaped up to dodge the ray and hit the bed, causing it to explode.
"OH, COME ON!" Danny complained. "Mine was a water bed!" Skulker grinned and leaped up, rapping his hand around Danny's neck.
"As much as I would love kicking your ass throughout the Ghost Zone, I have a tight schedule to keep. My master has told me to destroy you without using corny jokes. Unfortunately, I have failed the first part, so I'll just have to skip to part two," he sighed sending out an electrical shock into Danny's body. He cried out in pain as he fell to the floor. Skulker smiled as he readied his ghost bazooka. "Say good-bye, ghost child,"
Oohh…cliffhanger. Not really
though, but okay. So…that place is in the Ghost Zone? What in god's
holy name is going on? Is it true, or is Skulker just crazy? Well,
we're just all gonna have to wait for chapter seven-er, I mean
EIGHT! TA TA, time to get me some Oreos,
-I Break For Ghost
