Disclaimer: I don't own Calvin and Hobbes.

Chapter Two: The Game

"What did you do, step in a land mine?" Susie's mom asked.

"No, the creature behind me punched me a lot." Calvin said.

"Let's have a nice game of Truth or Dare. You have nothing to worry about, Susie's mother." Said Rosalyn.

"Fine, fine. Bye kids! Have fun!" Said Susie's mom.

"Oh no! I forgot Hobbes! I'm coming!" said Calvin. Then he went away and got Hobbes in a second.

"Calvin will be first, Susie will be second, Moe will be third, and I will do it to Calvin. O.K.?" Said Rosalyn.

"O.K., Susie, truth or dare?" Said Calvin.

"Truth." "When you sleep do you sleep with a doll?" Said Calvin. Susie turned white.

"If you don't tell, then you're out!" Said Calvin.

"O.K! I sleep with 10 stuffed animals everyday! They're called Teddy, Reddy…" Said Susie. Then the crew turned pin quiet.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" The whole crew laughed. Then Susie smiled.

"Moe, truth or dare?"

"Dare. I'm brave. I'm not afraid as you and you stupid little friends." Said Moe.

"I dare you to wear a underwear that says, I'M STUPID." Said Susie.

"I'm not scared. Nobody will see it."

"Naked. In the whole school." Said Susie.

"Humph." Said Moe.

Then Moe said, "Truth or dare?"

Rosalyn said "Truth."

Moe asked "Do you like a boy?"

"Yes. I might get married this month." Said Rosalyn.

"Wow." Said Moe. "What's his name?"

"His name's Charlie."

"Can I talk to him?" Calvin asked.

"Sure." Rosalyn was in a good mood, so she let him have Charlie's phone number. But Calvin took the phone and called up Charlie.

"CHARLIE! ROSALYN IS TELLING LIES ABOUT YOU! CHARLIE!" Calvin shouted. Rosalyn took away the phone and hung it.

Then Rosalyn asked Calvin "Truth or dare?"

"Dare. I'm as brave as Moe." Said Calvin proudly.

"I dare you to get me a cup of water."

"O.K." Then Calvin dashed off. He was back faster then you can say "Truth or dare?"

"Thanks." Said Rosalyn.

Then Calvin said "Truth or dare?"

"Dare. I think I'm getting my bravery." Said Susie.

"I dare you to go on to the roof and come back down." Said Calvin.

"But," Began Rosalyn but Susie was already on the roof. When she got on she screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Said Susie. So Rosalyn had to call the fire men.

After the firemen went away, Rosalyn yelled "You're in big trouble, mister. I'm telling your parents." But Calvin was clapping so loudly he couldn't hear her.

Then Susie asked Moe, "Truth or dare?"

"Truth. I don't want a bad thing that happened to the others." Said Moe.

"Are you going to be a boxer when you grow up?" Said Susie.

"No, I'm going to bully people still." Said Moe. Then Moe asked "Truth or dare?"

"Dare. I'll just try it." Said Rosalyn.

"I dare you to jump around this room like a monkey and then punish Calvin really badly." Said Moe.

"Do I have to?" Asked Rosalyn.

"Yes or you're out!" Screamed Moe.

"Fine I'm out." Said Rosalyn.

"You're the one who started this game!" Calvin yelled. But Rosalyn ignored him.

So now we only have 3 people left.

Calvin then asked Susie "Truth or dare."

"Truth. No questions asked." Said Susie.

"Do you like a boy at school?"

"Yes, Rich Sickle (A/N: The name is made up, so he belongs to me!)." Said Susie quickly.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Said Calvin. "I'm going to tell him." Then Susie punched him. So Calvin had another bruise.

Then Susie asked Moe kindly "Truth or dare?"

"Dare." Said Moe. Then Susie got an evil smile on her face.

"I dare you to run around the room like a monkey and jump out an airplane."

"How do you get the airplane?" asked Moe.

"I can call my dad. He works at an airplane place."

"He might not come." Said Moe. Then Susie beat him by saying this:

"My dad lets me call him when I need him anytime. Bus, school, South Africa, Japan, Korea, China, Indonesia, Canada, Kenya, Ghana, Spain, France, Great Britain, Australia, and mostly where I'm standing. Home. That where I need him most. For homework. OK?"

"Oh, fine. I'm out of here." Said Moe. He went to Rosalyn. Now we only have 2 people left.