Hi everyone! It's been a while, eh?
Oh, I almost forget the sword and dress! (holds up several) Mind, you can pick which one you want. (people pick Kim's sword) …Good choice. (hands out swords happily)
The Char Corner!
Godell: Hi everyone!
Bartimaus: (prepares his Kim voodoo doll for the onslaught of pins) FIRE!
Readers: (throw huge pins at the Kim voodoo doll and cheer)
Bartimaus: ONE MORE TIME! FIRE!
Readers: (throw pins with gusto)
Nathaniel: Thanks everyone! (waves the destroyed Kim doll in the air like a trophy)
Godell: Er…hehe, okay now, onward and upward!
Bartimaus: Wait, remember what you wanted to tell everyone? The Super Important Thing? If that doesn't jog your memory, I don't know what will.
Godell: Hm? Oh, right! (holds up book) MY NEXT SLAYERS FIC "Amethyst and Gold"!
Readers: (faint from shock/and or happiness)
Godell: Alrighty-ro! To the chappie!
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Disclaimer: ….you already know.
Chapter 6: Skimpy bunny panties! AAAH!
Bartimaus and the others gasped and covered their eyes as the being materialized. Nathaniel blushed a little, and stood up. The figure revealed itself to be…
A messenger Imp.
"WHAAAAAAAAAT!" Bartimaus, Farquarl, and Kitty screamed in shock. Nathaniel nodded to them, and took the package from the Imp. Opening it, the magician let out a cry of delight. "WHOO-HOO! MY SLAYERS DVD CAME IN!" he cried, surprising everyone but Kitty. She shrugged. "Nat thinks Lina is hot…" she whispered to the djinn, who chuckled. Nathaniel blushed, and resumed his seat, humming the Slayers theme under his breath. Bartimaus took the book from Kitty's hands, and began to read.
WHEE! Chappie Numbuh 6:D
Kim rubbed Natty-boy's temples with her lily-white, soft hands. She and her Hubby had found the boi outside on the front porch, wearing a dress similar to Kim's. Along with him, there had been a uber-cute gold necklace 4 Barty-Hon and Nat each that read:
♥ Kim is my sweetheart ♥
It was sooooooooo cute! Kim had asked B-Hon to wear it every day and night, and (of course) he did. Now it was Nathaniel's turn…heeheehee!
Nathaniel blushed a brilliant shade of crimson, and buttoned his t-shirt up hurriedly. However, Bartimaus pulled his master over to him, and yanked down the shirt. There, in sliver, was a similar necklace, only it said "Kitty" instead of "Kim". Kitty also blushed, and scooted nearer to the door. Bartimaus smirked triumphantly, and continued his narrative.
As Nathaniel woke up, he realized that he was wearing a dress. With a squeak he hurriedly ripped it off him…only to find he had nuthin' underneath! Not even any undies! OMG lol! With a giggle, Kim took off her skimpy bunny panties nad handed them to Nat. "You can wear these, 'Bun-Bun'! They'll fit you perfectly!" she said airily. Nathaniel put them on speedily, along with a yellow t-shirt with a smiling daisy on it. "Oooh how totally ADORABLE! U should wear it more often!" Kim cooed. Barty-Hun stifled a (manly!) giggle, and pulled Kim away from the young Magician. Guess what happens now? WHEEEEEEEEEEE SUPER SEXY-NEZ X 10!
Bartimaus groaned, and flipped through the pages again. This time, he didn't utter any of the words. Nathaniel turned to peek over his slave's shoulder, but was pushed away. Farquarl read his friend's mind speedily, and understood why Bartimaus hadn't said anything. "NC-34, eh…" he muttered, scaring the teens to death. "I-Is that even POSSIBLE!" Kitty screeched. Nathaniel gave a whimper and scurried away to the bathroom, with both djinn and Kitty following suit. AAAAAAAAH!
Meanwhile, the servant imps were muttering to themselves about a new evil…
I'm so god-dang lazy…but that's because I have two other fics in mind, one of which I'll be working on shortly. Don't worry, I'll still work on this one, Just expect the next chappie in about two/three weeks time. (sweatdrop) REMEMBER: R &R! I will give you—(digs through huge bag)—A KITTY/NATHNIEL PLUSHIE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (hugs plushie and waits for reviews)