HI!!!!!! this is my first InuYasha fanfic. I need i bit more ideas soo feel free to e-mail me.

Things you'll never hear inuyasha characters say.

Inu-yasha
-(in his sleep) mommy.......i wanna ride the poney (snores)
-YO KOUGA!!!!! HIGH FIVE BUDDY!!!!!!!
-sorry shippo!
-i hate ramen
- Inu-yashas the name, two timing pretty girls is my game
-hey miroku! can you tell me how to get close enough to touch girls butts!!!! i keep missing kagomes butt snaps fingers
- KAGOME CAN YOU BUY ME SHAMPOO!!!!! MY HAIR IS ALL TANGLY!!!
- kagome, you know in episode 3, i really ment 'get naked'!
-sesshomaru!!!!!! yourre my fav. big brother!!! i love you
-why would i need the shikon jewel? i dont wrear jewelrey!!!!!! (i dont think i spelled it right!!)
-LETS PARTAY!!!!!
-kagome, do u think id look good in a skirt?
-i love flowers!!!!
-who needs a dead miko anywayz when u got a pretty girl ike kagome?
-pink is my fav. color!!

kagome
- i wonder who i should really love? kouga is sorta nice but inu-yasha has a noce butt and body!
eney meney miney mo, eney.......
- I HATE YOU SHIPPO!!! GO AWAY!!!!!
-continues eney miney mo.........
- hey inu-yasha, why dont we go jewel shard searching together winks
-kouga,I LUV YA!!!!!!!!
-GO 2 HELL INUYASHA!!!!!!!
-YO HOJO!!!!! WAZ UP DUDE!!!
-yo inu its ur b-day, were gona partay like its ur birthday!
-(in tears) OMG!! BY BUTT IS LIKE SOOO BIG!!! not that inuyasha will hate it!

Shippo
GO TO HELL KAGOME!!!!!!!!!

Im going to be a master of disguise!!!, Im going to be a master of disguise!!!
(chanting) BURN KAGOME,BURN KAGOME,!!!!!!!
BURN KAGOME,BURN KAGOME,!!!!!!!

sesshomaru
i luv u inuyashaaaaa!!!!!
rin will u bear my child?
Jaken ur my best friend!!!
i hate being a demon!!!i want to be a half demon like my bro!!!
with my sword of healing, i shall spread peace through all humanity!
hey, inuyasha! ur my idol
who needs a sword that can slay 100 demons in 1 stroke when u have such great looks like me?!
WORLD PEACE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(singing) i luv u, u luv me, were a happy..........
here kitty kitty kitty!!! :)

naraku
i, naraku, shall spread peace throuout the whole world!!!!
i love bunnies!!!
twinkle twinkle little star!!!!
PEACE DUDES!!!!
sango, will u marry me?
HELP HELP MY KITTY IS STUCK ON THE TREE!!!!!!!
why do i need the shikon jewel anyway?!
BARNEY I LUV YOU!!!!!!
i wonder how i look like as a girl?
tinky winky, dipsy, laa laa, po!!!
im soo sexy!!
joy to the world!!!!!!!

thats all for chap 1! if u want me to update,I must have more reviews!!!!!!

CIAO!