Chapter 2 of things youll never hear IY characters say!

kikyo
-kagome ur mah best friend!
-KOUGA U DA BOMB!
-naraku can i bear ur child?
-i luv blood!
-flowers suck!
-why did i have 2 b a miko, when i could have been a computer generator!
-sigh being a miko is TOO depressing. I wanna be a full-fledged demon!
-Kaede, why are you as tall as you were when I died?
-InuYasha, forget taking you to hell, I've got tickets to the Bahammas!
Life is perfect and everything is wonderful!

- shoos away a soul collectorget away! I hate snakes!
-Screw the purity bit-I wanna use the shikon jewel for my desires only!

Hojo

-singing- it's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
-Hey Kagome, nice skirt. -raises eyebrow-
-I'm going to be the first person to own a swimming pool on the sun!
wait, who am I!
-I'm too hot for pot
-Don't you go there, girlfriend!-!snaps-
-the roof! the roof! the roof is on Fi-A!
-I bet I would look SO hot in leather pants!
-Man! I feel like a woman!
-I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shoes . . .
-ride the pony!
-I HATE YOU KAGOME!
-i have a confession to make...IM A GIRL!

-InuYasha, stand back, I'm gonna take this fight!

Myoga

-Screw blood! Soda is better!
-talking to a bug-so, do you visit this forest often? -winks-
-I wish I wasn't so bald.
-I am the . . . Trojan Man!
-Koga, you smell good.
-I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.
-I'm going to conquer the world! Muahahahahaha!
-singing- I want an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow pok-a-dot bikini, that I'll wear for the first time today!
-big pimpin'!
-Without me, no one would survive!
-I am omnipotent!(invincible)

kagura

-Naraku, I love you so, so, so VERY much!
-lying in a grave- forget the stupid wind! I wanna be one with the ground!
-singing- I am mightier than the gods, the devil is my slave. More beautiful than the goddess, I put her face to shame. Oh, look at me, what do you see? There's no one greater than me! I'm the queen, the best you've seen. So wor-ship me!
-Naraku is my pimp!
-pulls out an electric fan- ha! Less work for me!
-I NEVER want to be free!
-InuYasha, please do not kill Naraku. -sniffle- I don't know what I'd do without him!
-Hey Kanna, can I use your mirror to do my make-up?
-I want Yura's outfit!
watching Card Captors Sakura's such a pansy, using the Flight Card to fly! Ha! What a total wimp!

Thats all for chapter 2! I really REALLY need more ideas. I dont really think this story is good. Anyways. Plz ReViEw!