Voldemort's Triumph!
By Hedwigmail
A/N: Well, just to let you know that I'm still alive, I'm sharing something I wrote a LLLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG time ago for Language Arts… Pretty much the assignment was to write something with a truckload of onomatopoeias (and I bet I spelled that wrong) and well this is the result. Seriously though, what has more onomatopoeias than magic?
Harry Potter is sitting on alone on his bed, crying. "Sob, sob, sob." "Pop, Thump." Voldemort (an evil wizard) appears and lands in the middle of the dormitory.
"We meet again Harry Potter!" Voldemort yells.
"Sob, sob."
"What's wrong?"
"Just kill me already." Harry moaned uselessly.
"Not before my speech!" Voldemort exclaimed.
"Thump, thump, thump." A guy with a headset and cards walks in front of Harry and Voldemort. The card at the top of the pile says "Two Hours." "Shuffle." He rearranges the cards and brings another one to the front. This one says "later."
"So that was my life story." Voldemort concluded.
"Aaaawwwwnnnn." Harry yawned. "Crack! Crack! Crack! " Harry stretched and cracked his knuckles, back and neck. "Very interesting," Harry said sarcastically, "Will you kill me already?"
"Okay I'll spare you…"
"Thump." Harry faints from the excitement of the possibility of living.
"Zap." Voldemort wakes Harry up with his wand. "I meant that I was going to skip to the 'thank yous'!
"Slap." Harry hit's himself in the center of his head, hard. "I'd rather die…"
"Zip!" "What did you say?" Voldemort asks while unzipping his jacket and pulling out a really large stack of note cards.
"Nothing, nothing."
The same guy walks across the screen with new cards that say: Three Hours Later.
"And I'd really like to thank my fish Dory and Elmo, from Sesame Street, because they helped me through so many hard times when I was a kid." "Sniff, sniff" Voldemort cried before wiping his eyes.
"Is that everyone?" Harry asks boredly.
"Yes, that's everybody. They all worked so hard to get me to this moment. Especially Elmo."
"Well that was so interesting." Harry says very sarcastically. "Tick, tock. Tick tock." Harry's watch ticked as he looked at it. "And it only took you five hours! That's a new record for evil villain speeches!"
"Huuuuhhhh!" Voldemort gasped. "Really? You think so?"
"NO! Can't you just kill me already? I've been waiting for five hours!"
"Okay. Avada Kedavra!" "Zap! Flash! Thump!"
Harry Potter fell back onto his bed. Dead.
A/N: Hehe… Satanic Elmo…:) Now you know my opinion about Harry… I just don't particularly like him (okay that was a major understatement…). I love my reviewers so… REVIEW! Please?