A/N: This is just a crazy little story that I had to write for my contemporary literature class, but I sort of liked it, so I thought I'd put it on fanfiction. I know it's a little bit random...

Disclaimer: I own nothing. The Flannel Master owns it all. I am simply his lowly apprentice who likes to write. I don't even wear flannel...ever.

Episode I

THE RABBIT MENACE

War! The forest is rotting

under the ruthless leadership of the

dark bunny Lord Clawfious, the leader

of the Pith, the sinister and mysterious

users of the dark side of the Foliage.

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The sworn enemies of the Pith, the Naturi Order,

fight to keep justice and harmony in the forest. The

Naturi draw their power from the green side of the Foliage.

The Naturi have been under the impression that the Pith died

out a millennium ago, but the remergence of the dark order

could soon be made known to the Naturi.

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A recent trade blockade of acorns on a sphere of the forest, Caribou,

has forced its residents to call for Naturi intervention. Two Naturi,

Fly-Fawn Kinn, and his apprentice, Snowby-Lawn Fernobi, have been sent

to rescue Queen Sporidala from the evil clutches of Newt Sunray and return

acorns to the peaceful people of Caribou...