Chapter 2
Dead Turkeys
Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these Jagex's stuff. Please R&R
After I knocked out the Hitler like turkey I decided to free the rest of the people. I picked up a long sharp knife because they confiscated all my darn weapons. As I started untying people they thanked me by giving me some neat stuff. After everybody was freed I decided to start a turkey resistance group. All the people I rescued joined my resistance and donated to me for supplies. Later I decided to persuade people to join. These were the requirements for the TRF (Turkey Resistance Force) 50+ combat for warriors 60+ magic for mages and 60+ range for rangers, I supply Swordfishes for free players and sea turtles for members. And you have to have 30+ in one of these skills fishing cooking mining smithing and runecrafting. (You don't have to follow all those combat stuff if you are a pure for pures u have to have a defense of at least 5 no higher than 40 (Authors Note: this is not real so don't ask to join. If I do create a pking clan like this I will probably not supply anything.) Later I found out there HQ it was at the pyramid in the Al Kahrid desert.
As I got my army ready for the charge at there HQ I supplied everyone with rune+ armour and weapons and food. I promoted 3 people to generals. One of them was my best friend Jaz Kieten, the second one was my wisest friend Kijho89, and finally a person I don't really know Zezima. With all the might of these three generals: General Kieten, General Kijho, and finally General Zezima. With all three controlling a different type of troops. Jaz with our warriors Kijho with our mages and Zezima with our rangers. Now everybody was ready to attack. We waited till night to attack. We snuck silently towards there HQ. With my signal we attacked warriors at front, rangers second, and mages third. At the first wave of troops attacked we took down dozens a turkey without breaking a sweat. After a few attacks the turkeys were prepared they shot us with cannons. I told the mages to fall back and heal. One of them tripped over a rock and got killed and hurt several turkeys and mages along the way. One of them even saw a turkey sleeping and decided to do his business on it. We never had much casualties we only lost 3 people, you know how the first one died the other to well…… while they were ranging they accidentally shot themselves in the ass somehow. After the first nights raid we killed 700k turkeys. We were starving we didn't want to eat our supplies so we cooked the turkey. After a late dinner we collected all the feathers as we can and deposit all of them in my portable bank that lets us deposit and withdraw stuff anytime.
Hope you liked this chapter ill get the next one probably next week. Ill try to update once a week. Thank you for reading this pointless story