Disclaimer: I do not own Animal Crossing
I am sorry but, Ben is not appearing in this chapter.
Elry is gonna get into some trouble this chapter… You will meet Lyle, his fish, and not any ordinary police dog, its SUPER COPPER! triumphant music
Elry also gets to go to Nintendo Land, the 236,295,385th happiest place on earth.
LETS START! stands tall with a superman sign on shirt, more triumphant music
Elry got up out of bed cautiously. He knew something fishy was going on. Especially since 4 feet of his house was under water and his goldfish, Lyle, was swimming around.
" OMG LYLE! What are you doing!" Elry screamed. He didn't like his house being under water, let alone his goldfish swimming around by Mario. " GET AWAY FROM MY SEX STATUE! AND STOP TRYING TO GO INTO HIS GROIN, ITS NOT YOUR CERAMIC CASTLE!" He jumped into the water and swam after Lyle.
" Blease, bon't burt be!" Lyle blubbed. " Bli bust banted bo bave ba bew bastle! ( translation: Please don't hurt ,me. I just wanted a new castle.)
" If you wanted a new castle why didn't you say so?" Elry was happy that he wasn't purposely trying to steal Mario. Just then Mario's groin opened and sucked Lyle in. " MARIO! YOU LITTLE CHEATING beep HOW DARE YOU TAKE A FREAKING FISH INSTEAD OF ME!"
" Belp be! Belp, bomebody, blease belp!" Lye said sarcastically. " Bli bam brapped. Belp." ( translation: Help me! Help, somebody, please help. I am trapped. Help.) Lyle went out Mario's "back door" and outside into his bowl.
Sir Gulabethary smiled. " Good, good. Is the deed done?"
" Bles, bla beed bis bone! Bere's by bwenty bells?" He stretched out his fin, wanting what he was promised. " Bive bit bo be, bor bi buit!" ( translation: Yes, the deed is done! Where's my twenty bells? Give it to me, or I quit!)
" All in good time, Lyle. All in good time." He flung 20 bells into Lyle's bowl and sneered. " When he's in jail, there's gonna be more where that came from."
Sir Gulabethary pushed a button and the fake Mario statue in Elry's house disappeared. The water drained, and everything was wet. Lyle was put back into the house and the real Mario came out of the bathroom. " Whata did Iya miss?" He rubbed a towel on his golden body to get it dry. " Really! Whata did Iya miss? I wasa in the shower!"
Elry's eyes brightened. " MARIO! I thought you wanted to be with that, fish." He scoffed and nodded his head towards Lyle. " But I am glad you still love me!" He ran to Mario and hugged him.
" Uma, Sure?" Mario hugged Elry, but had no idea what had happened.
Sir Gulabethary smiled. His plan was working. He watched through the window as Elry hugged Mario, and then as he ran over to Lyle's bowl.
" HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!" Elry screamed at the fish. " YOU KNOW I LOVE HIM AND NOBODY ELSE CAN LOVE HIM! HE'S MINE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Elry's eye twitched, he was going nuts.
Lyle bubble. " Blub. Blubble bubble, blub. Blub, blub, blubble blub blub. ." ( classic fish talk translation: I am a fish, I can't talk, unless twenty bells is involved….)
Elry ran outside. He didn't know what was going on. He felt twitchy, he could have sworn Lyle had talked.
" Good day young citizen! How can SUPER OFFICER COPPER help you?" He puffed out his chest like superman, when he said 'super officer copper','Saving the day' music came on in the background. He sniffed. " My dear child, you have drugs in your pocket!"
Elry shrugged. " Wouldn't doubt it." He twitched.
Copper sniffed again, this time getting closer to Elry. " My dear child, its meth!"
Elry shrugged again. " Wouldn't doubt it." He was in shock of the drugs. His irritability was used in the house when he yelled at Lyle. All he could do is stare, twitch, shrug, and remember few words.
Copper grabbed him by the arm. " Sir, we are gonna take you down to the station. It looks like you need to be cleaned…" He started walking to the station. " Meth users, they are gonna end the world." He muttered.
They got to the station. Booker sighed and put down his cigar. " Another druggie?" He walked over to Elry and reached in his pocket and grabbed the drugs. There was a fancy script G on the front of the bag. "Sir Gulabethary is at it again, huh. I thought we cleaned him out. We'll have to go get him back on Clean Street. "
Copper shifted. The Super Hero music died and sad-flashback music came on. " There was a time when he was the one to clean people up, now we have to clean him." All the music stopped " Oh well we can do it later when Elry goes to Nintendo Land!" He shoved Elry into a 'jail cell', which was actually a cardboard box. Elry thought it was metal.
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OK, I don't really want to tell you how Elry talked the police dogs into letting him out of jail. I can tell you this: Meth was given to the dogs, Elry pole danced, 2 oranges were involved, and the rest is pretty, graphic…….
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Back to the story, shall we?
Elry walked back to his house. Two tickets were lying on the ground. At first he thought they were Nook's raffle tickets. He continued walking, something drew him back to the tickets. " OMG OMG OMG! NINTENDO LAND TICKETS! Wait, there's three….Rohan and Zeer aren't here, who could I take? Ga- I mean Sir Gulabethary! Lyle! You wanna come to Nintendo Land with me?" Elry yelled, and completely forgot about the evilness of the two.
Sir Gulabethary smile. " Yes, I will come to this place you call " Nintendo Land" the 236,295,385th happiest place on earth."
Lyle smiled the best he could, after all, he was a fish. " BLAY! Bli blet bo blo bo Bintendo Bland!" (translation: Yay! I get to go to Nintendo Land!)
Elry looked at the tickets again. 'Airplane leaves from the train station right now' , they said. " COME ON EVERY ONE! WE HAVE TO LEAVE!" He grabbed Sir Gulabethary and Lyle and ran to the train station. He pushed that monkey out of the way and jumped on the plane. To Nintendo land, he thought.
Sir Gulabethary smiled. Yes, to Nintendo Land.
Lyle munched on a fish flake.
Mario sat in Elry's basement and was very excited. "BROTHERA! The evila one has gone to the place he calls. " Nintendo Land, the 236,295,385th happiest place on earth."
Luigi sighed. " I like it in this box. I have made friends with the mold growing in the corner. And if you don't mind, I am in the middle of the tea party!"
Mario sat in the shower and bathed in his tears. My brother doesn't love me anymore, he thought. I wish somebody, besides Elry, loved me.
" Hey, Lyle!"
Lyle looked at Sir Gulabethary . " Blat bo blou bant!" ( translation: What do you want!)
" Elry is asleep. We must execute plan Q. We are above Nintendo Land now, the plane lands 4 hours away from here. We must jump." Sir Gulabethary grabbed Lyle and Elry and jumped out of the window.
THUD
Elry had woken up halfway down, so he was awake when he landed. Sir Gulabethary, who was holding Lyle and his bowl, landed on his feet. " Ow, that hurt." Elry complained. " Luckily this 6 year old broke my fall. Otherwise I would have broken all of my bones."
The kid twitched. " Mommy, I see the light. I see the li- " The six year old's mom smacked the flashlight that Elry was holding out of his hands.
Lyle blubbed. " Robert! My son! I have missed you! I mean…Blobert! Bly bon! Bli bave blised blou!"
A random kid walking by, whose name happened to be Robert also, looked at the fish and spit in his bowl.
Robert blinked and turned to his mom. " YOU SAID HE DIED IN JAIL FOR VIALATING THE SHOVGCTOEWANDUIACAGPFI ACT!"
Elry looked at Robert. " I was, but I got out of that jail. I am a mastermind! I can tell you that involved 4 oranges, 2 bananas , and a large chunk of ice."
Penelope took a knife out of her pocket and jabbed Robert in the stomach and then herself. "Good bye cruel world, I will always hate you"
Lyle, Sir Gulabethary, and Elry walked around, completely forgetting what had just happened. " So, Elry, what do you want to do?" He grinned.
" I kind of want to ride that ride." He pointed to a sign that said. " Blue and Yellow, Purple Pills" The P was crossed out and a hand-written H was written above it.
They walked over to the stand where a really stoned hobo sat. " Hurgh sheet ighn furtgh asire skjfi djkjf tueywt djksl foiuier slrtre a;slfmd djkjf. "
Lyle listened to what the stoner was saying. Only once was he so stoned he talked like that. He translated it in his head. 'Step through the gate and press; Sniff, swallow, or inject. Most prefer sniff.' Man whatever this guy has, I gotta get me some, he blubbed to himself.
Sir Gulabethary knew this would be fun.
Elry stared in amazement at the shiny beer can that was lying on the ground.
Stay tuned for what will happen in Nintendo Land! Thanks for reading. Please review, you will make me so happy and I promise I won't torture you with the next chapter if you do review.
( If you don't mind, I am in the making of a Corpse Bride story. It's going to be based off of a role play me and 2 friends do. Read it, if you feel like it…..You better feel like it. evil laughter)