A/N: WHEEE! Another chappy! I'm on fire! This is it, peoplez! The showdown ya all been waiting for! Now...
LET'S GET IT ON! (ding, ding!)
Assassin of the Shadows: (ish glomped) Thankys! I am a fast updater! It's probably because I don't have a life...(sniff) I'm glad you liked last chapter, hope you like this one! Here's the climax!
Bluerosety: Thank you! I thought the codenames were hilarious as well! Hope you enjoy this chapter!
Izzima: Glad to clear things! I had fun writing the answer to your question! I was watching the Simpsons and when Homer was in a moo moo, I thought to myself: "Wouldn't it be hilarious if I stuck Siegfried with someone like that!" So I put it in. Thanks!
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Dragonlady222: Of course! Seto's the bomb! We all know Jou's not stupid, just intellectually challenged! (Laughs) That's pretty much the same thing, isn't it! Thanks for the review!
Growing Pain: I believe the power of family gets everything! (laughs at Siegfried's bad luck) Thanks!
Thunderstorm101: Exactly! People can't complain, since Seto's the one dishing up the goods to give them entertainment! Seto Kaiba rules all! Mwahhhaaahahahaha!
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Chapter 6: The Gloves Are Off! Ultimate Showdown Between Two Crazy CEO's!
"W-what are you doing?" Jou exclaimed as the intruding hand slipped inside his shirt.
"Shh..." he whispered. "I know you want this..."
"N-no..." Jou trembled, he didn't want this! "Please, stop."
He heard the offender chuckle causing Jou to see red.
When ice cold lips touched his own, Jou went into defensive mode.
No one touches him without permission!
A resounding smack of a punch was heard. And Jou took the chance to run from it. "Stay away from me!"
The offender put his hand to his face. Siegfried growled angrily, a huge red mark began to appear. (Ha, ha! I bet you guys thought it was Kaiba! I sure did!)
Jou had never stopped running from the scene until he ran into the nearest classroom and locked it.
His entire body was trembling with adrenaline. The thought of Siegfried going further if he hadn't stopped him in time was blasphemy to his ears. He felt like he had betrayed Seto. He suddenly heard footsteps and by instinct, ducked into the teacher's desk. He whimpered like the mutt he was when the classroom door miraculously opened, and a figure walked in.
"Please don't let it be Siegfried, oh please God," Jou whispered to himself in fear. Snapping out of the damsel state, Jou's masculine instincts took over and clenched his fist. If it really was Siegfried, he was well ready to fight back.
"Pup?"
Jou's heart once again skipped a beat. Seto!
He crept out of his place on all fours and saw the handsome silhouette of Seto Kaiba.
Seto smirked. "I had always known that you would come crawling to me on all fours. And not to mention, in a classroom. How did you know it was one of my most desirable fantasies?"
Jou's face grew red then bit out, "Shut up, Kaiba! I wasn't doing this for you!"
Seto's smirk faltered a bit. "Then why the hell do you look like your hiding from an atomic bomb?"
The blond pup looked away, avoiding Seto's gaze. "I'm hiding from Siegfried."
"What did he do? Read you a sonnet?" Seto mocked jokingly.
"No. He was trying to get a home run with me."
Seto's smirk completely disappeared. And his cold resolve had set in. "What?"
"Geez, are you that dense!" Jou growled. "He tried to fuck me!"
He wished he hadn't said that. Because he saw murder in Kaiba's eyes.
"Uh..Kaiba?"
Seto began to turn and leave the room at a fast pace.
"Hey! I'm talking to you!" Jou forced Seto around. He was shocked by the most terrifying look in those sharp, ocean blue eyes.
"No one touches my pup..." Seto growled angrily.
"I'm not a dog!" Jou was about to say, but he was to late.
Seto Kaiba had already stalked rapidly out the room.
"Everyone, everyone! Move please!" Domino reporter for the Domino News angrily declared, pushing many other rival reporters for the front. Her cameraman followed obediently behind her, as she smashed through everyone, finally stopping to the scene.
"Is it on, Yoshiki?" she chided, fixing up her hair.
"In three, two..." he pointed to her, signaling the beginning of the report.
Microphone held professionally in her hands she began her report. "This is Marami Kotsuba, from Domino News, reporting. In this top story, two internationally famous CEO's representing Japan, Seto Kaiba from Kaiba Corporations and Siegfried Schroeder from Schroeder Corporations, are amazingly in a physical fight down here in Niwa Park. Or, in an international speculation, they are having a 'bitch fight'." She finger-quoted the last two words. "Such as punching, pulling, kicking, and slapping. For reasons unknown, they seem to be fighting over someone, a woman named Katsuya, but we do not know if the rumors are true. That's why yours truly will be first in on the action as we speak!"
She and her cameraman hurried to the fight, where the two CEO's were currently 'punching, pulling, kicking, and slapping.'
She dived over and held out her microphone to the struggling brunet now having the pink haired one in a head lock. "Mr. Kaiba! Please, tell me why you are fighting Mr. Schroeder!"
Seto huffed and yelled at Siegfried. "You bastard! How dare you touch my pup!"
"Pup! Who! Who is it!" she demanded excitedly at this new piece of information.
Apparently, they weren't listening and Siegfried gutted Seto and threw him on the ground, slapping the brunet's gorgeous face over and over. Many of the women who were being held by the restricting officers began to cry.
"Katsuya is mine, Kaiba! Mine!" Siegfried yelled back, his German accent now in a shrill. He shrieked as Seto lifted his legs to propel the other CEO on top of him forward, causing him to fall on his face.
Seto proceeded to pull angrily at the CEO's hair. Many French men being held back by the restricting officers began to cry.
"So you two are fighting over a woman!" Marami declared in ecstatic giddiness. "And after all these years, many people believed you were a homosexual! They must be crazy, after all, it would be a waste if you were!"
She didn't expected THE Seto Kaiba to turn to her from his current activity...
...and punch her directly in the face.
She fell on her ass, her eyes in a comic swirl.
"WELL FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!" Seto screamed angrily. "I AM GAY, YOU PERSISTENT WHINY BITCH! WHY DO YOU THINK A TEENAGER OF MY CALIBER ISN'T SEEN WHORING AROUND WITH FEMALE STRIPPERS! I LIKE GUYS! ESPECIALLY BLOND ONES WITH FIERY TEMPERS AND ACTS LIKE A PUP! WOMEN AREN'T WORTHY FOR MY ULTIMATE SEXINESS!" Many cute, blond gay/bi/trainy guys with fiery tempers and the personality of a little puppy all squealed in front of their television sets.
The cameraman in terror from the crazy CEO and checked the reporter. "U-um...are you okay?"
Seto received another slap from Siegfried. "You shouldn't hit women, Kaiba!"
"Fuck you!" he tackled him once more. "And you shouldn't rape fuckin' sexy, innocent little male puppies!" There were many gasps and bodies hitting the ground in a dead faint.
They fought it out for about another ten minutes, then the reporter joined the fight, for revenge of her once beautiful face. After another twenty minutes, the officers recruited enough common sense in their doughnuts and coffee filled minds to pull them off one another. Both Seto and Siegfried was arrested.
The reporter returned to the camera with a dazed look on her face, her eye nearly swollen shut, make up totally offset and many red spots on her face and messed up hair. Not to mention her clothes were ripped up.
"And so," she said dazedly. "Seto Kaiba and Siegfried Schroeder...were fighting over not a woman, but a fellow teenage male student,... this Katsuya. This goes to show you...viewers out there that love hurts. Very...very much." She began to sway dangerously. "This is Marami Kotsuba...back to you, Mamoru..." she smiled with her teeth showing a few black holes where some of her pearly whites used to be located and collapsed to the side.
After having to apologize to everyone on TV and paying for his bail, Seto Kaiba was mentally, physically, and emotionally exhausted. He wanted to go home, take a bath, clean his wounds, and fall into a never ending sleep...
...but first, he had to set everything straight with Jou.
He walked to Jou's apartment and instead of knocking, opened the door. He stepped into the bedroom to see Jou sitting on his bed, head in his hands.
"Jou."
Jou looked up, his eyes a smoldering flame. "I saw you on TV."
Seto shifted uncomfortably. "I see."
The blonde got up and walked towards him, his breathing erratic and dangerous. "Everyone at school knows. My friends know. They know that you two were after me."
"Jou...I didn't do it just to use you. I want you."
"So you have said many times."
He shook his head. "Jou. I don't know much about this love thing, but I really, really want you."
Seto hoped in what's left of his heart that Jou would understand what he meant.
"Why?"
"Excuse me?"
Jou looked at him once more, his unshed tears glistening in those eyes. "Why do you want me!"
Seto said nothing. He didn't know how to say it. It was just there.
"Answer me!" Jou screamed pushing Seto to the ground and punching his torso like no tomorrow. "Why! Why! Why!"
Seto grunted and with instinct began to fight Jou back with some punches of his own.
"WHY DO YOU WANT ME! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE! YOUR DISGUSTING! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WANT TO WANT YOU SO BAD! YOU'RE JUST A HEARTLESS CEO! WHY DO I WANT YOU, TOO!"
Pretty soon, they were rolling on the floor fighting, releasing their pent up anger hidden inside them for so long.
They were shoving, punching, and pulling on each other. Their clothes were at a near wrinkle fit.
Finally, Seto had him pinned down, his torso still being in an onslaught by Jou's fists. Jou stopped momentarily and they both looked at each other, deep into their eyes and something clicked inside of them somewhere.
Seto moved his face close to Jou's and kissed him softly, slowly withdrawing. Jou had this glazed look in his eyes, and Seto became worried.
"Jou?" It was then that Jou pulled at Seto's jacket and crushed his lips against his, fighting for dominance.
Soon the rage had turned into passion and they were ferociously tearing at each other's clothes, their bodies melded as far as they can go.
Jou finally gave in and his anger subsided, allowing Seto's tongue entrance into their kiss. Jou wrapped his arms, pulling Seto further to him, hands exploring everywhere between them.
"S-seto..." Jou whispered as Seto's lips moved to his neck, licking the salty sweat all the way up to his ear, sending his pup into a state of absolute euphoria. He loved how his first name rolled so perfectly on his pup's little pink tongue.
Seto looked into his eyes once more and smiled, "My Pup. No one elses."
Jou's tears slowly cascaded from his face both from relief and laughter as Seto said, "I...hate...you, pup." Jou knew it was the closest to 'I love you' in Seto's dictionary. Because he found it as hard as well. "I hate you too, Seto."
The blonde closed his eyes as he remembered his most precious memories: The day Shizuka was born, his father's warm hugs, their first trip to the beach, when his father took him to his first day of school, his first friend, his first outing with Mokuba, his first kiss with Seto... and he cried quietly as he remembered when Shizuka was taken away from him and his father's last moments. Seto wiped his tears.
"They all left me..." Jou whispered.
Kaiba whispered softly into his ear. "I'll never leave you, pup. I promise."
They had lain like that for a few minutes, Seto's head encased comfortably in the crook of Jou's neck on top of him, Jou stroking the fine brown locks and staring at the ceiling. Not one of them wanted to break the silence until Jou murmured.
"Seto?"
"...hmm?"
"That was cool."
"Yes it was." Seto smirked into Jou's soft neck.
"Do you even know what I mean?"
Seto thought about it. "If I wasn't so tired, mutt, I would have gone all the way."
Jou's jaw would have hit the floor if his head wasn't already on it. "You serious?"
"Regretting it, pup?" Jou can almost feel the smirk from the brunet.
"Idiot! I wasn't talking about that!" He was so red.
Seto looked up, annoyed by the name 'idiot'. "Then, what?"
"It was cool when you kicked Siegfried's ass on TV!" Jou exclaimed.
Seto snorted and returned to his place in Jou's neck. "Was it just on the news?"
"Hell no! It was on every channel!"
/Shit./ "Everything?"
"Everything. Even the part where you punched a FEMALE reporter!"
/God dammit. It's going to take weeks to clean that up! And the lawsuit.../ He groaned, but was muffled by Jou's neck. "That bitch had it coming. Thinking I wasn't queer and then flaunt it around like it was the truth so more fan girls, and women who want my children, would come running to my door to lick the scum off my boots. No thanks, being straight's a hassle."
"Tell me about it...women scare me."
"That makes two of us."
TBC...
A/N: You got it, peoplez! Hope you enjoyed it! I'm planning on making this story a continuous! What do you think? We are officially at the end of the first season and next is an epilogue, then on to season two! I already have the first six chapters of season two outlined, aren't I awesome! But the question is: Should I put the second season in this story, Lasting Impressions? Or put the sequel in a separate story? Your vote counts!
C'ya laterz!