Disclaimer: I do not own Animal Crossing.
I know that last chapter's end was odd, but I was hyper...Anyway, this is the start of Nintendo Land! Blue, and Yellow, Purple Pi- Hills.
" Come on you dope head! Stop staring at the beer can and lets go!" Sir Gulabethary snapped. Patience, he thought, all in good time. Put up with his 2 year old in a 17 year old's mind and he soon will be dead, and I soon will be happy.
The hobo (his name will be Simon) looked up from the beer can. " Guta skjie dfsK jdkjfei iens iethsk tiegt!" ( translation: " The price is a packet of dope, or coke, or whatever you have in your pocket.)
Sir Gulabethary grabbed a pack of drugs with a script G on the front and threw it at the hobo. " Come on you!" He grabbed Elry's rainbow shirt and dragged him into the tunnel that would lead to the beginning of their ride.
" Wow! This isn't what I expected!" Elry stared at the midgets repainting cardboard hills. He nudged Sir Gulabethary " Hey, maybe they will sing to us like the Oompa Loompa's from that horrible movie that no one watches!" He spoke of Willy Wanka, but thought of The Wizard of Oz.
Sir Gulabethary set Lyle's bowl down and walked over to one of the little people and gave him a small packet with a script G on it. "Sing, Dance. Do whatever. Just act like you're trying to entertain a 2 year old." He nodded towards Elry, indicating he was the 2 year old. He walked back over to Elry and Lyle.
The dim lights dimmed even more. A spotlight came into the center of the room they were in. The Nintendo 'N' logo appeared in the spotlight. Yoshi popped out.
In a deep, crackly voice he belted out. " Uhm, We represent that doped- up hobo! That doped-up hobo. That doped- up hobo. We represent that doped-up hoboooooo! And we demand a raise!"
All the Nintendo characters ran for the exit. When they left all you could hear was Simon the hobo screaming and Yoshi yelling about his cousin's husband and his homosexual self and how he needed more money.
Sir Gulabethary picked up Lyle and kicked Elry. " Walk!" He went towards the exit.
When they got outside, they were surprised. Blue and yellow, purple hills adorned the horizon. " Its beautiful!" Elry stared in amazement. " Sir Gulabethary, can we eat them?" He jumped onto a blue hill and started chewing.
"Stop that!" Sir Gulabethary pulled Elry off the hill and threw him onto the ground. " Stupid nincompoop." He walked to what looked like Nonnol's train station. " Hmm. Interesting. Lyle what do you think?" He pointed to a map. An identical map to the one back in Nonnol. The only difference was that there was an extra acre. N-7.
Lyle looked up from his bowl and put on Harry Potter glasses. " Ehh, it looks like its been crossed out." he rubbed his chin with a magical wand that somehow got into his bowl. " maybe that's the secret door that says " DO NOT ENTER!".
Elry started to sob. " Lyle! I thought bou balked bike bis!" ( you talked like this) What happened?"
Lyle glared at Sir Gulabethary, then returned his gaze to Elry. " He stopped paying me." He then simply went back to examining television map.
Sir Gulabethary , completely oblivious to Lyle's complaint, had taken a look at the scenery. " Intriguing. We're back in Nonnol." He picked up Lyle, kicked Elry, and ran to their house.
" Eh, Stupid Elry. Doesn't know how to check mail. Didn't tell me he was leaving for half a chapter." Pete, the mail-pelican, was shoving letters into Elry's mail box. Sir Gulabethary sat in his spot by the corner. Lyle some how got inside, leaving Elry outside, all alone, with Pete.
Pete gave up on shoving the letters into the mail box and turned around to leave and saw Elry. He pointed and gave and evil grin and ran off.
The evil monkey from Family Guy was harassing Chris noticed this and broke down. " HE STOLE MY TRADEMARK POINT AND GRIN!" he held his head in his hands.
" Don't worry dude, he didn't really steal your trademark. Its just a part of a story that a weird insane person is writing." Chris leaned close to the evil monkey. "She's trying to make it funny." They ran back to the set of Family Guy.
Elry thought this was just a hallucination. He'd gotten used to them by now. " That was weird." Elry walked to the overflowing mailbox and looked at some of the letters. " Nook sex letter, mhhm. HRA. Overly Happy Room Academy I'd say. Ooh! Rohan and Zeer sent me a letter!"
Dear Elry.
Zeer and I just had a baby! Don't worry, we named him after you. Elry. Elry Jr. Elry, I promise, when we get back, you and I can have a baby.
Love,
Rohan, Zeer, Elry Jr. spittle
Elry walked into his house. " I may have the intelligence of a 2 year old, but something's not right." Roaches overwhelmed the area. Mario and Luigi were doing it on the couch. And…and the calendar. It said ' Feb. 17 th.' ' According to the calendar, which is always right, we left 3 months ago. How long were we in Nintendo Land? Did Christmas already pass?"
Ben heard the word ' Christmas' and looked up to see Elry. She put down the chicken wing she was eating and explained that Christmas already pass. "So you see, I have to stay here until you bug the crap out of me until I give you a present. Change outfits, then bug me again."
Elry was confused, as usual. " Shouldn't Jingle be the one for that?"
Ben paused. " Well, uh, yes. But he was involved in a hate crime against light nosed reindeer…." It was obvious that she didn't want to talk about it.
Elry bugged the crap out of Ben until he got presents. He chewed Mario out for doing it with Luigi and not a picture of him while he was gone.
Then Elry went bed. This chapter of his life was very tiring. Although he spent a few hours in Nintendo Land, what seemed like anyway, he felt as if he hadn't slept or eaten in 3 months.
Maybe next chapter will bring the answers to the secret door connecting Nintendo Land and Nonnol.. Maybe, just maybe.
Thanks for reading! Please review. Hope it was funny and you were at least able to stay awake through most of it.…runs off like maniac