Ok hey once again. I deleted my Kel story. Sorry. Didnt like it. This one is written my me (Che) and my friend Roseanna. ITs full of bad spelling, crap story line, us meeting hot guys and the lockness monster so enjoy. (If your a grammer freak go away, you wont like this)
Disclaimer:Alas, neither of is own Tamora Pierces great and wonderful works, but it dusnt really matter cause her characters only last the first few chapters heh.
We take turns at writing so heres the
Key: Roseanna bold
Che not bold. (I atleast try to take the time to write words our properly instead of the shortened, difficult to read version)
Hey! I like writing like that, the other way takes too long, geez
Once upon a time there was a handsome man called Sir Raoul.
Sir Raoul fell in love with a beautiful girl named Che Crawford. Alas Che was in love with Sir Owen, so he would have to try and win her over. Try and steal her, try and make her his!
So one day Raoul was walking along when he saw them both going into the jousting.
"mwah ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" "I shall go in there and throw popcorn at them and hope that they get embarrassed!"
So Raoul followed them into the movies at a distance so they didn't see him because Raoul and Owen where great enemies and che was stuck in the middle.
Seated 4 rows behind che and Owen, Raoul had his popcorn ready to thro, when the popcorn came raining down on che and Owen they thought different of it "oh Owen isn't this romantic?" said che "and the raining popcorn just sets the mood instantly (sigh)"
Owen looked at her.
"Man your physco, popcorn romantic?" He snorted. "Im going to go beat up the guy doing it."
So Owen went and bashed up Raoul. Luckily Che didn't see that it had been Raoul or she mite have been a little mad. A seed of doubt had now been planted in Che's mind.
"Owen said I was physco," she thought bitterly. "I need to go have a chat to my best friend Lady Dutch speaking Roseanna and sort this out."
So off she went.
"Che what r u doing here" said Lady Roseanna
Che bowed "sorry 4 the intrusion my mistress" said che in a near whisper.
For che is one of the many servants of Roseanna but over many years has also become a dear friend.
"So what has bought u into my presence? U look very troubled? R u not?"
In a rush of words that she couldn't stop once started che explained the situation to Roseanna.
"well then wot do u suppose u should do with this Owen of yours?" Roseanna sed as she went over to her stereo.
"well I was hoping that u could help me with that…. I so lost and confused!" che started to cry. "I thort he loved me!"
"He does love you dear one." The great Roseanna told her. "But you must now choose, do you want to be with Owen or with Raoul? Think it over, it is a tough decision."
Che nodded thoughtfully. "How did you know that Joe was the one?" She asked.
"Because, dear friend, he was all I thought about when we were parted, I was only sastified when he was near, I felt like I was nothing without him." Roseanna said wistfully.
Che sighed. Roseanna and Joe were so in love, then one day in battle Joe was slain, her dear friend Roseanna had not been the same since, but still she tried to live. For that, Che respected her.
"Come now che," Roseanna said, "let us go back to your sword training."
"Yes mistress." Roseanna had been training Che for years because she saw that one day Che would be better then any one before her. Che had great talent, one that Roseanna could never hope to possess, but for now she lay content in helping her dear friend Che harness that ability.
Che had finally harnessed her ability with in the 4 weeks that she had been training.
Soon A big event was to take place out in the courts of roseannas home.
"mistress?"
"come in che"sed Roseanna. Roseanna was still grieving for her joe and had tears in her eyes when che had come in to tell her the news.
"I have made a decision on wot to do about Owen and Roaul" whispered che.
"they will have to duel me, and whoever succeeds in staying alive by my sword then that is the one I shall marry."
"ok" sed Roseanna. "this will take place tomorrow at noon on my courts"
Review if you like, reiview if you dont like either way :o)
