And here is another crap chapter for our wonderful fans
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The next day at noon Owen and Raoul turned up at roseannas doorstep.
"Come in young men," Roseanna said to the two men who were at least 15 years older then her. "Che is waiting for you in the training courts."
The two men nodded and walked slowly to the door.
"You go first," Owen said to Raoul. He knew Che the best and knew how she worked.
Raoul walked through and the last thing he saw was a beautiful sword with carvings and inscriptions down it. The hilt was iron and gold. He noticed how it reflected the light just right to create multiple colors on the walls and then felt it slice through his head. Unfortunatly for Owen the sword continued in its motion and sliced his head off also.
"Oh know," Che gasped looking at Roseanna. "I killed them both! What do I do now?"
Roseanna shrugged. "Not my problem."
Che glared at her.
"Ok, ok," Roseanna rolled her eyes. "Lets just go find you a new guy, now what is it you look for in a guy?"
Che looked thoughtful. "Weeellll, I like guys that have ginger hair."
"Ginger?" Roseanna asked, "Whats wrong with you?"
"I duno, I think its hot." Che shrugged. "I also like Irish or Scottish accents," she laughed.
"Well that could be kinda hard to find in Trebond," Roseanna said.
"So lets go travelling," Che whooped.
"ROAD TRIP!" yelled Roseanna and che
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie"sighed Roseanna
So the next day che and Roseanna took off towards Pirate Swoop all dressed up in there Armor with there swords. As they made there way thro the lands they were greatly feared by the ppl who laid eyes on then 4 the ppl all new that this to young ladies had great talent. But there was a man who was not afraid of Roseanna and che so he decided to challenge them to a fight.
"I chanlenge u to a fight rite here and now." Sed the muscly man. He had ginger hair and had an accent.
"fine" sed Roseanna and che together.
They all wiped out there swords che went straight towards to man ready to fite. But the man swung away and ran towards Roseanna, but she was off guard, Roseanna was hit in the leg a long deep cut ran across her thigh making sure that she couldn't walk the man watched her fall over and sit in the mud.
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" che let out a war cry swung her sword round up and as she brought it down the man caught her hand she dropped the sword and struggled to get away from the firm grip.
The man pulled che towards him, lowered his mouth to hers and planted a kiss there. "I'm Tobe Quest and who mite this fear lady be?" Tobe asked "I'm…I'm…I'm… Che Crawford"
"And you just hurt my friend." Che yelled.
She pulled her arm out of his grasp and elbowed him in "that place."
"Are you ok Roseanna?" Che asked running over to her friend.
"Yea just a scratch."
Reassured that Roseanna was fine she turned round to glare at Tobe.
Tobe looked at her. "You get hurt sometimes when you fight."
Che nodded. "But why did you hurt her and not me?" She asked.
"Well," he looked at her mischievously, "I was always attracted to girls with blue hair."
Che glared at him. "Funny, I was just thinking about getting it done pink."
"Pink suits me just fine," he chuckled quietly, taking her in is arms.
"And green?" Che whispered.
"Even better," he replied, silencing her with his lips.
"Hello." Roseanna shouted. "DO you guys mind? I guna throw up my lunch! Well I would, if I had had lunch."
Tobe chuckled. "Come, both of you, I will show you to my castle."
"Castle?" Che whispered excitedly to Roseanna. "I like the sound of this guy."
Roseanna giggled. "I wondered if he has any brothers.
"No brothers," Tobe shouted back, "but my friend Sir Joe lives there, you might like him."
Roseannas eyes widened. "I wonder…."she thought. They hurried up the trail behind him.
Becoz Roseanna had an injured leg Tobe had to carry her, che was walking behind and stuck out her tounge at Roseanna coz she was jealous. They made it to the castle, "lower the bridge" shouted Tobe "yes my lord master sir" sed the guard. Waiting inside the gate Joe was standing.
GASP is this the Joe that Roseanna has lost, wait and find out!
Oh shutup Che, you know it is
Way to ruin the story!
