Roseanna gave me permission to write whatever I wanted on behalf of her lol. So I thought Id make up a whole conversation between us that made me sound cool and her not so cool lol. But I cant be bothered. And everyone knows Im the cool one anyway so I needn't bother.

I would like to espcially thank Errant of the Violet Shockers. This person isthe only one whos reviewing that I havnt bullied into reviewing, or begged heh. But also like to thank heartdamoose, a wonderfuly creative writer, you should check out her stories. Also my friends Sarah and Lindsay for putting in a review or two.

Disclaimer: Its not ours

Key is case yourve forgotten. BOLD: ROSEANNA
NOT BOLD: CHE

Caution: the killing of favo characters may happen in this chapter, do not read if you dont like main character deaths. NAA read anyway and then flame. Atleast that way we get a review :o)

since joe was the fastest person in the world and the strongest he ran across the waters with tobe on his shoulders, as joe neared the lockness monster he picked up tobe with one hand and threw him at the lockness monster.
tobe flew like lightning into the locknesses mouth (this of corz is psrt of there plan soo dont worry to much) , down the throat and into the stomach there tobe shone a tourch and started singing staying alive staying alive ... opps i mean tobe whipped out his sword and started attacking the monster from the in side, the monster fell and tobe crueld bak up to the mouth...

tune in next time ... (evil larf) mwah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Righttttttt

Well I was going to do a whole Dragon Ball Z thing but since the love of our lives defeated it. Is it defeated? I duno…

Che flew over to Tobe. "Oh my goodness, are you ok?" She asked helping him out of the mouth.

"Yea I'm ok, I just gota lie down," he smiled up at her. "Hey, I didn't know you could fly."

"Wow me neither; now let's get you to bed."

Roseanna and Che helped both Joe and down to the hide out where they saw to it that Mary had healers working on the cuts and scratches right away.

Suddenly there was a bang. GASP. Not a bang. But yes, alas it was a bang.

"Che, what was that?" Roseanna asked.

"I duno, but I'm a guna find out!" Che said, all staunch like a black and pink spotted lemon.

"What for me!" Roseanna waddled after her.

(Hey Roseanna it's your turn to write now, but tell me, why did you waddle after me? I mean don't like two year olds and ducks do that. I didn't think you were either.)

in fact the big bang was actually not a bang but a crack, a crack of bones, the bones of Joe and Tobe as there heads got bit off in the mist of there fighting but Roseanna had a special power that gave her the ability to grow any thing...

Lol you didn't answer my waddling question.

SO Roseanna rushed over to Tobe and Joe and grew their heads back on.

"Thanks," they gasped. "But now we need to get rid of that monster once and for all!"

The girls agreed completely. Roseanna used her new found growing powers to make all the plants spring up and trap the Lockness Monsters. Che picked up Joe under the arms and flew him over to the big one that we nicknamed David (there you're the bad guy David, like you wanted to be, well bad monster) and using his super strength Joe bashed its head in.

David the Lockness Monster Roared. "You shall never defeat me pesky humans!"

"It can talk?" Che asked.

Tobe looked over at her. "Looks like it… Hey it's not fair!" he exclaimed suddenly, "Joe got super Strength and Speed. Roseanna got growing things, and you got flying! WHAT DO I GET?"

Che grinned. "I duno honey, who says you get anything?" she laughed.

Tobe was about to make a rude reply when the Loch Ness monster/David smashed down his head allowing rubble to scatter.

"Ahhhhhh stop wreaking MY CASTLE!" Tobe Screeched. "I'm going to make you pay!"

Tobe summoned a little cloud thingy and jumped on it. Then he went all Super Saiyan (what ever that means, I had to look it up) and his hair went gold. And then he did all this stuff and the monster died. And then all the little ones flopped down dead also.

"Wow Tobe you totally went all Dragonball Z!" the other three gasped. "That is so cool!"

"What's Dragon Ball Z?" asked Tobe.

Che shrugged. "Don't ask me, it's not like we have TVs or anything geez, they like, aren't even invented yet!"

Roseanna was standing over David, the Loch Ness monster, when she saw its tummy wiggle. Sliding her sword out of the sheath she carefully slit open the scales on its belly.

"Ewww yuck, 2 weeks in the Lock Ness Monster, not pretty!"

Roseanna stared at the woman who had just climbed out of the belly of the beast. Never had she seen a stranger looking person. The lady had Ginger hair and purple eyes; on top of that she was covered with fish scales and slime.

"I'm Alanna by the way," the lady said holding out her hand. "You know, the lioness," she went on, seeing Roseanna's vacant look.

"You don't look like a Lion to me," Che said wondering over. "You just look like a slime covered woman."

Alanna felt the heat rise to her cheeks. "Why, I'll teach you for that remark fool!" she screamed, whipping out her sword. "I'm the best sword fighter in all the lands!"

Che and Roseanna exchanged looks. "Not for long," Che smiled cruelly as she un-sheathed her own sword.

che and Roseanna set about in there warrior stances like the Charlie angels have, charged forward and started the battle. This didn't last 4 long due to the fact that there was a young man behind them who was staring at the lioness.

Alana was instantly caught by the share handsomeness of the young man...

"Thom?" Alanna gasped. "Is that you my son?"

Che stopped in mid swing. "Why'd you stop?" Roseanna asked.

"I can't kill her in the middle of a mother - son moment," Che whispered in Roseanna's ear. "Ill do it later!"

They watched Alanna embrace her son. "Mum your covered in slime!"

"I know honey, its just I haven't seen you since you went on holiday to Sprekansville ten years ago. Why have u been away so long?" Alanna asked.

Tobe, Joe, Che and Roseanna watched, bored as the mother and son exchanged stories.

"Can we kill them yet?" Joe asked.

Che glared at them all. "Now just cause we're better fighters and obviously way cooler, dusnt mean me have to kill all these people."

"So can we kill them now?" Roseanna asked.

"Oh whatever," Che sighed.

"YES!" Joe and Roseanna said.

They peformed all these flashy moves that are boring to write, that or I'm just too uncreative to think of any, and killed Alanna and her son Thom.

"I thought she was meant to be good," they laughed.

Suddenly the King Jon and Queen Thayet appeared out of the castle doors. (They're like down at the beach btw.) "You just killed our champion and best friend!" They shouted.

Che looked slyly at Tobe. "Have you ever fancied being King and Queen?" she asked.

Tobe grinned evilly at her. "Actually I have, and I know just the way to do it!"

Lol are we guna do it? I duno, you tell us

You know im so funny sumtimes I suprise even me! I should be a comedian!