I would like to make a special thank you to oneblabber-whale-blubber-dumpster, who gave use the best review we ever got. I notice though that you don't like romance, so this chapter is for you lol! Naa we write you a good one next time. Although your review did raise a bit of a dilemma for us! We couldn't decide if we were the goodies or baddies! So we came to the conclusion that we were both.

Warning: Over use of girly romance, do not read if you can't handle.

Tobe killed the king and queen by chopping there heads off

but Roseanna said

"u cant do that !"

So she went up to the king and asked

"If I grow ur heads off do u promise to make us ur personal knights?"

They bowed there bodies since they didn't have heads

"Ok" sed Roseanna "here goes nothing" she used her powers and grew them back.

"Tobe how dare u!" sed Roseanna and slapped him across the face

"owwwwww! That hurt

"Serves u rite!" shouted Joe

So they all rode off into the sunset and reached the king and queens castle.

The next day Tobe was asked by the king to go pick up a young lady from the lands of Bastok.

So off Tobe rode that night so he wasn't to b spied on he reached the lands of Bastok within 3 days of travel.

"LORD DARWIN I'm Tobe personal night of King Jon. I am here to pick up a young lady" "well b4 u set off again u shall stay and have 5 days rest b4 u travel back"

"Yes my Lord" sed Tobe, he went to his chambers that a maid had shown him, sat down at his desk.

He opened the draw to find a quill, ink and paper, Tobe set out to write a letter to his che.

My beloved che

This is my first love letter

For u are my hearts very first love.

I miss the pungent smell off the cows that has rubbed of on to ur cloths

Also the smell of ur hair that tickles my chin at nite wen we lay in bed together. Che I declare my love for u, now do me the favor of declaring ur love for me!

i am urs forever now i am asking u to marry me so that u are mine forever

i have tears in my eyes just thinking of u and my love 4 u that is raped around me makes me shudder

i shall hurry back as fast as i can

ur love

Tobe

Tobe gave this to a servant who sent it straight away 2 days later che received this letter.

(AN: Isn't she the greatest? I swear that's the nicest thing ever! Wouldn't it be cool it guys COULD actually write letters like that.)

Che and were Roseanna were chatting in the palace gardens when the letter arrived, carried by a page.

"It's a letter from Tobe!" Che smiled.

"Open it," Roseanna plopped down beside her to see.

Che peeled open the seal and read out the letter to Roseanna. "Oh my golly gosh!" Che squealed. "How romantic! Well except for the cow bit… but that's so sweet and nice and how could I not say yes? As soon as he comes back…" Che fell back on the grass.

Roseanna giggled. "We should have a double wedding."

Che nodded. "That would be so cool! So how did Joe propose? Was he just as romantic?"

Roseanna blushed and nodded. "While you guys went off to do what ever you were doing, he took me our in this little dingy into the middle of the ocean to talk. While we were catching up he let down a fishy rod and gave it to me. 'Ill teach you' he said. Then I felt a tug on the end of my line so I wheeled it up and there was a clamshell. Inside was the most beautiful ring I had ever seen! That's when he said:

"There are many, many pearls in the sea

But none of them are as nice as thee

So with this ring, I ask you now

Will you marry me?"

How could I not say any thing but yes?"

After finding out that they had both been asked to get married they set out to make wedding plans...

"I think we should have an Alice in Wonderland themed wedding," Che told Roseanna. "Or we could tell everyone its really formal and then walk up the isle in banana in pajama costumes."

Roseanna laughed. "I don't know about that. I always fancied a really romantic one on the beach. Or maybe we can make a catapult and then have a free fall wedding."

"That'd be fun." Che said. "Oh I can't believe Tobes going to be back in a few hours!"

Suddenly a message rushed up. "The king wants to see you now!"

Roseanna and Che jumped to their feet and hurried into the kings war chambers.

The king was bent over a map on his table mumbling to himself. He looked up. "Oh I'm glad you're here girls. We have giants attacking one of the outer towns and we need you both to go fend them off. Please leave immediately, take this map."

"Yes highness," they took the map and left.

"You should have let me kill him!" Che hissed at Roseanna. "Now we have to do this stupid mission and I miss out on seeing Tobe!"

At the moment Joe happened to walk out a door. He saw Roseanna and blushed, quickly closing the door behind him.

"What's in there?" Rosanna asked him suspiciously.

"No..no..nothing.." he stuttered.

Roseanna glared at him. "Fine, don't tell me, I just wanted to let you know that Che and I are going to be away for a few days fighting giants."

Joe looked relieved. "Ok good, good. Be careful honey." He gave her a quick kiss and ran off.

"I wonder what he's up to," Roseanna mused, fingering the door knob.

Che shrugged. "Probably a surprise for you, just leave it."

Roseanna brightened. "That's true, let's go get ready to leave."

They walked off down the hall. Little did they know that after they were gone, someone else exited the room…!

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Tobe was having a time of it. The lady he was bringing back to Tortall (where king Jon lives) was very beautiful and very annoying! Her name was Gladys. "That means lame in Welsh" he laughed to himself. The main problem with her however, was that she seemed to have taken a liking to him.

"Oh Tobe," she called.

Tobe mumbled to himself. "What?" he shouted.

"Isn't it a beautiful day?" Gladys called. "A romantic day…."

Tobe sighed. "If only che was here. If only Gladys wasn't so important to the king. If only ROSEANNA HAD LET ME KILL HIM!"

Tobe turned around and slapped Gladys rite in the face

"U had that coming! I'm in love with another woman.

Gladys burst in to tears. "You don't love me!" she cried.

"Oh stop sniveling, I thought you were coming here to marry the prince SO STOP HITTING ON ME!" he screamed at her.

"Well that's true," she shrugged. "Anyway he's probably way better looking then you."

Tobe huffed. "No ones as hansom as me geez what's wrong with you woman."

Gladys rolled her eyes.

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Dearest Tobe

How rejoiced I was to receive your letter. I can not wait to see you again so I can tell you my answer. Unfortunately Roseanna and I are off defending villages from Giants. If I never see you again know that I will always love you.

See you soon

The most beautiful, prettiest, loveliest, smartest, coolest, neatest, bestest, sword fighter in the world. No in the galaxy, no in the universe, I mean FOREVER!

Che

Sorry bout all the romance. We'll hopefully have lots o fighting in the next chapter