-1I was never that religious to begin with, never attended Sunday School, fell asleep during midnight mass ,so on and so forth. So please understand that when I heard that my body and half my soul were residing in God's basement (which had the most gorgeous pool table I had ever seen, solid gold!), I was more than a little freaked out.

I had fallowed the pervert dude and the angel chick to my body. It looked as if I were sleeping and when I voiced this Sango confirmed that I was sleeping.

"Well, technically you're in a coma", she confirmed as she took note of my vital signs.

"I look so peaceful", to tell you guys the truth I was getting a little choked up. I was looking at myself, my body looking so limp. My cold, comatose body…

"I think you look hot", Miroku stated as he ran his hands up and down my arm.

"Hey! Get your hands the hell away from me!", I shouted as loud as I could.

Miroku removed his hand and grinned.

Stupid perv.

"Please excuse the monk, he seems to have a thing for girls who cant protect themselves from him"

"Eww!"

"Sango please, you know that isn't true", he said in his defence while winking at her.

Awww! He was in love with her. Poor guy, she didn't look all that interested. I pitied him for falling for a smart woman.

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"It's started you know.", God stated as he looked out the widow of his office, the top floor of a 456 story building.

"I know, I could feel the overpowering sense of "good", I almost vomited", Satan retorted, 'Have you

informed her of her stature?"

"Of course"

"So I guess now we wait"

"Wait for what?"

"For her to prove herself"

God looked at Satan looking very confused and creased his brow, "What do you mean?".

"Surely you know? I am to send one demon that will try to persuade her to join the dark side"

"Oh honestly, it's as though you're describing Star Wars"

"Joke all you want, but if my demon succeeds she'll become the Angel of Death", Satan finished as he walked out of the office leaved a very concerned God behind.

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"A party? To celebrate my death? Are you kidding me?"

They were throwing a party for me, no, actually Sango said that it was a ball celebrating the arrival of the Angel of Light.

'Angel of Light'

What kind of crappy title is that anyways? A truly unoriginal one. I'd just have to deal with it right?

"We are far from kidding. Such an event indeed requires celebration.", Serena drawled out.

Serena was the latest person I had met. She was tall, blonde, had clear blue eyes and cherry coloured lips. Basically every guy's wet dream. I had only met her an hour ago but I already knew she was going to be a pain in the ass. She was one of those people who always said 'We are' instead of 'We're' 'I am' instead of 'I'm' etc etc. She was also one of those people that spoke with such a vocabulary that you never understood and all you could do was smile and nod. Everything about her screamed superiority.

"Listen lady, I'm not about to be paraded around like some kind of freak. Believe it or not I do have some dignity."

"I fail to see what kind of harm this situation would inflict on your dignity. It is simply so we can introduce you to the public. It will also permit everyone to get acquainted with you.", Serena said looking desperately bored.

Well sooorrr-y ice bitch.

"You do realise you sound a lot like Missy right?"

"Missy. Sorry I do not seem to be familiar with such a name."

"Oh, you two would get along perfectly, you're very similar to her. Wait a second! Missy! Dad! The Christmas party!"

"You were going to a Christmas party? That explains the dress I guess", Sango said coming into the room Serena and I were in. Thank God, she had probably just saved Serena's life. I think I hate that woman.

"Yeah, I can't believe I forgot about that. I wonder what must be going through their minds.", I said thoughtfully.

"They do not remember you. In fact to them you never existed. Such knowledge was exterminated upon your 'death' .", Serena filled me in. I sense a little too much enthusiasm in her voice. Bitch.

"Well that's fucking perfect!", I yelled sarcastically, "Just a random question, since I can't seem to touch anything human, will I be stuck in this dress forever?"

"Yes", Sango answered, "You're lucky it's an awesome dress"

"Thanks!", I said brightly with a huge smile on my face. Finally someone with a sense of fashion! I had a feeling Sango could be as good a friend as Julie was.

Julie.

How could I have forgotten about Julie. She must have been devastated when she heard about my death. Wait, no, she wasn't even aware of who I was anymore. A tear slipped down my cheek as I began to get chocked up for the second time today.

Julie had been my best friend since before we could even read or write. We shared everything , told each other everything and did everything together .But all that was over.

"Listen I need to be alone for a while..go for a walk or something. Just send the details about the ball in wherever I'm expected to be staying. Later.", I walked out of the room more depressed than I had ever been in my life, or sort of half after-life, whatever this was.

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It was amazing how much the "After-Plane" looked like New-York. Large building everywhere. People busily walking around everywhere never failing to look as if they had somewhere important to go.

I let out a long sigh. I would probably never see New-York again. Or Julie, or my parents, heck I'd even want to see Missy again!

I sat down on a nearby bench and wallowed in my self pity for a bit. The tears seemed to automatically fall.

"What's wrong sunshine?", a deep voice called out to me.

Curious, I looked up to find the most gorgeous man I had ever seen.