Note at bottom of page to all reviewers.

"…and make sure you get them all, or I will trap you in your Animagus form in a room full of cats!" Voldemort yelled at the fat lump of a human flesh called Peter Pettigrew. "Dismissed!"

Wormtail bowed low almost falling over, then scampered out of the room.

Voldemort looked around the room suspiciously before pulling out his wand.

A sharp click could be heard from the door as it locked. He then waved it again, a serge of magic swept the room as he checked for intruders or spying devices. Standing up he carefully checked over every corner of the room only finding an old copy of Playwizard behind one of his book cases.

Tucking the magazine away with the rest, Voldemort retreated to his throne like chair a satisfied smirk on his face at not finding a single spying device and his old magazine he'd been looking for, for the last week.

With a swish of his wand and after another sweep of his glaze around the room, Voldemort's throne changed into that of a muggle style armchair.

With another flick of the wand a cold glass of coke a cola appeared as well as a fold out table.

Voldemort swallowed down half the glass before sighing. He pulled the lever on the side on the chair, activating the foot rest.

A mars bar appeared with another flick of his wand. Like a kid in a candy store he devoured his coke and mars bar. He clicked a button on his chair, the book case in front of him disappeared into the wall and a television appeared in front of him. He clicked another button and a stereo system appeared where a shrunken head in a jar used to be. Hard rock blared from the CD player as he grabbed up another chocolate bar in his greedy hands.

After finishing the snack a sudden 'pop' made him scramble for his wand only to find a small house elf glazing up at him with large blue eyes. Thanking his stars that the elf couldn't spill his secret he snatched the newspaper, it held in its shaking little hands, with a snarl.

The house elf squeaked and disappeared with a puff of green smoke that reminded Voldemort he needed more weed. He clicked off the music

Regretfully, being one of those people that needs absolute silence to read.

He lay the newspaper down on his lap as he reached over to the table beside him with a wrinkled and claw like hand. His seeking fingers tightened around a smooth black container. He easily lifted the object in his hand in front of him. The container about as long as his hand was placed gently in his lap. Voldemort looked down at the object then looked around the room, as if looking for someone. Paranoia pulled at his mind and he again cast a spell to detect intruders or spies and an extra locking spell on the door.

Once he was again 100 per cent sure there was no one in the room or any one would be able to get in he turned his attention back to the container.

His fingers found the crack in the sleek, pill shaped, container. He gently pulled open the container, which folded out into two identical parts connected by a small hinge on one side.

A small metal and glass object glared back at the most feared man of the times. Slowly a slim, bony hand reached out and picked up the metal item.

He folded out the two sides of the object and slipped the reading glasses onto his nose.

He ruffled the news paper out, reaching for a pixie stick off the table. Before settling back on the arm chair and looking down at the paper.

Boy-who-lived, back from the dead.

Voldemort stood suddenly tripped over the foot rest of the chair and went sprawling to the ground, swearing the whole time.

He collected himself, glared down at the news paper and yelled words that nuns at his old orphanage would have died at. Due to rating problems none of his words will be printed, we must think of the children.

All around the world a weird and unexplained phenomenon happened where many mothers and nuns fainted for unexplainable reasons. If a news reporter had been in the room with Voldemort those unexplainable fainting events wouldn't have been looked away in government controlled conspiracy files. One thing, however, can be said, though, which happens to be three words which can be printed here. Harry, Potter and Kill, if they were perhaps in that order, can not be disclosed for government reasons.

This is not an Author's note what you see here is a communication between the author and her many editors. I repeat this is not an author's note.

Okay now that Fanfiction isn't watching, with their jury of Star war's figurines, I can get down to the thanking of all my reviewers. I'm sorry I haven't done this in a while, it's not that I don't can about what you lovely people have to say I just been really busy, I do read every word everyone writes, as mentioned before sorry.

Okay people and peopletts lets start this very long list. Okay I don't know where I left off last time with giving thanks so if I've missed your name it was not intentional.

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Chapter 4

Thank you to the following:

Hyouden, websurffer, jaws, Blue Rosed Dragon, KatSakura, Keira (The story you are after is Your Horoscope for Today, story number: 472499, it's a great story), Spazlady, silverkitcat and synicalporphyra.

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Thanks for chapter 5

Darrysev, Queen of the slash, spazlady, barbaratuka, dmweasley, Lady Jillyan Malfoy-Potter, Angels Whisper, KC, Pilas, USAcat, Black Rose Black Heart, Ceris Malfoy and Chooch.

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Thanks for chapter 6

Black Rose Black Heart, rinariku, dmweasley, Kathryn, Jaws, Prongs, InsaneBlackHeart, Suzukichan and Sentarla.

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Thanks for Chapter 7

Dmweasley, I-Shave-Clowns (Thanks mate, loved your review), Phoebe Halliwell, CannonFodder (Great point I've been going over the story. As the story progresses I'll be changing a few thing, but it looks like changing the part you mentioned will be first on the list. Thanks for the review and I look forward to your future options on the story.), Courtney E. Malfoy (Is Courtney your real first name? If so we have the same first name. How…odd, no, no, I mean how nice…yeah nice. Thanks for the review and for your loyalty to this story) and Suzukichan (Thanks mate for staying with the story and your many pervious reviews, they do help)

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Thanks for chapter 8

Phoebe Halliwell, dmweasley (thanks mate, I thought everyone would find Voldemort's muggle tendencies amusing) and CrowX (Thanks)

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Okay that's it, if I've missed anyone I'm really sorry.