"Ok, so where's your boy?" Fin said as he was standing with Mike waiting to arrest their perp.
"He is supposed to be on parole but they hardly kept track of him since his crime supposedly wasn't that bad only because we could hardly get evidence on him" mike said getting coffee as they where waiting for Jeffrey Martinez to come out of his apartment.
"He come out yet?" Olivia said over the walkie-talkie. She was standing on the other side of the street with Elliot.
"Did you see him come out?" John said as he was sitting in the car drinking his coffee.
"No" Elliot said putting his hands in his pocket.
"Exactly, doesn't that give you the clue that he didn't come out" John said watching the apartment and all of his fellow detectives.
"Shut up John, the only reason you're the one sitting in that warm car is because your bony ass can't handle the cold," Fin said as he got his coffee.
"Knock it off guys, his coming out. El and liv go talk to him if he sees me he is going to run." Mike said looking straight at Martinez.
"Can we talk to you for a sec, Jeff?" Olivia said putting up her badge. With Elliot right behind her.
Jeff looked at them and threw the box he was holding at Elliot and started running.
"You ok?" Olivia asked Elliot
"Yea, lets get him," Elliot said as he was getting up from the ground.
Fin and Mike saw Jeff running they dropped their coffees and started chasing him. John put on his siren and rode off in the direction were Jeff was running.
Mike started running threw an alley, he jumped over a fence looking right at an alley where he knew Jeff was going to run threw because that's what he did last time he was chasing him.
"He went in the alley, where the hell are you Mike?" Fin said running toward the alley and keeping his eye on Jeff.
"Il cut him off don't worry" Mike said standing on the side of a garage as he saw Jeff running in his direction.
Just when Jeff was running out of the alley Mike put out his arm and hit Jeff in the face.
"Damn, you broke my nose…oh shit not you again." Jeff said lying on the ground. Just as the other detectives walked up to were Mike was standing.
"Oh I did that opps, don't you know better then running from the cops, you watched Cops the bad guys always get caught, Jeff" Mike said smiling as he threw a napkin at Jeff's face "here don't bleed in my car."
"The difference is I'm not a bad guy Seroulli, plus how long did it take you to catch Oj Simpson" Jeff said as the detectives took him toward the car.
"We got a funny guy on our hands, how cute a rapist who's a comedian" Munch said pulling him toward the car.
"Sure you not a bad guy just like Michael Jackson" Mike said walking behind munch and Jeff.
"2 years later and your jokes still suck Seroulli" Jeff said laughing and looking toward Mike.
"That's ok I'll have people laughing when your in jail" Mike said getting in the front seat next to Munch.
"Well this is going to be an interesting interrogation," Olivia said to Elliot and Fin as they got in their car.
"What happened to him?" Cragen asked Elliot when he saw Jeff's nose as Munch took Jeff into the interrogation room.
"Seroulli happened" Elliot smiled as he took off his jacket and put it on his chair.
"Ouch, that looks like it hurts" Casey said walking by Jeff and Munch.
"Now tell me how the hell you get in the FBI when your only 29?" Fin asked Mike as they where walking through the door.
"I was first on SWAT after that I transferred to homicide and landed a couple of good cases and then got in the FBI 3 years ago" Mike answered.
"Very impressive" Olivia said walking with Mike and Fin.
"I want a lawyer," Jeff said to Mike as he walked in the interrogation room.
"Have you been reading? You're getting smarter" Mike sat down across from Jeff.
"Don't start you crap Seroulli, your stalling same thing you did 2 years ago, just get me my lawyer and then I'll talk to your stupid ass." Jeff said to Mike as he sat there starring at the perp.
Mike smiled and looked at him "how's your nose? Relax Jeff I'm trying to do community service by getting your dumbass off the streets and don't become so bitchy I'll get you your lawyer." Mike said as got up from his chair.
"You can do community service by going to hell," Jeff said with a grin on his face.
Mike rolled his eyes turned around and said "you used that one last time smart ass" and walked out the room.
"He lawyered up" Mike said as he walked toward the detectives.
"Already, what the hell you say to him?" Elliot said giving Mike a suspicious look.
"Nothing now, but last time I interrogated him I put him through a window so now he doesn't talk to anyone with a badge unless he has a lawyer present." Mike said rolling his eyes and getting coffee.
"Are you sure his not your long lost brother?" John said looking at Mike and then Elliot.
"Hey what's this guys MO it doesn't say in his file" Olivia said looking through Jeff's file.
"He first stalks his victim, he learns her phone number and finds out a family members name. He calls them pretends his a doctor says that he knows her family member and then asks personnel perverted questions. That's how he gets off at first. No one ever reports it they just figure its prank call from an old friend or something. Next time he sees the girl he follows her home, watches her apartment until she falls asleep he sneaks up the fire escape and gets in bed with her says "hey baby" and then you can figure out the rest." Mike said walking toward a desk and sitting down.
"This guy defiantly has issues," Wong said as he walked in.
" Hey doc, this is…" Cragen said pointing toward Mike.
"We met, his the agent I go to when I have a kid involved in a case," Wong said cutting him off.
"Why, because he can relate to little kids?" John said smiling.
"No, because when it comes to the FBI it's hard finding a agent who can handle children." Wong said smiling,
"Thanks doc." Mike said sipping his coffee.
"You up for it?" Casey said looking at Mike.
"A vacation yes, anything else it depends" Mike said smiling and everyone started laughing.
"Yea same here, but we have to talk to Mr. Martinez first before we get a vacation." Casey said smiling.
"Oh yes the whole job thing I forgot" Mike said smiling as he got up form his chair and started walking toward the interrogation room and Casey following him.
"My client tells me one of your detectives hit him" attorney Trevor Langan said as Casey and Mike walked in.
"It wasn't one of the detectives it was me." Mike said as he pulled the chair out for Casey.
"Hey seroulli, is that your new bitch?" Jeff said looking at Casey.
Mike walked behind him and hit him in the head with his file.
"Oops, it slipped" Mike smiled and looked at Jeff.
"Asshole" Jeff said under his breath.
Mike came on his side and said, "You want a black eye to match your nose?"
"And you are? I haven't seen you around this squad and I would appreciate you not threatening my client." Trevor said looking at Mike.
"I'm Mike Seroulli, FBI and you sure aren't the welcoming committee for sure. Oh wait, you must be the Defense attorney because your really annoying" Mike said as he showed him his badge.
Trevor looked at Casey who just smiled and looked down.
"It doesn't matter who you are. My client can press charges for brutality." Trevor said standing up.
"Really, well did Jeff here tell you that he was resisting arrest" Mike looked at him and then at Jeff.
"Fine, you take that out of the trial and we wont mention the brutality. Can I have a minute with my client please." Trevor said looking at Casey and sitting down.
"Fine" Casey said getting up and walking toward the door. Mike right behind her opening the door for her.
"Thanks, for hitting him if you didn't I would have kicked him under the table for sure. you seem very protective of women any reason for that?" Casey said to Mike as they got coffee.
"No problem, I grew up with 3 sisters, I'm the middle child, they kept me inline I disrespected one girl I got beaten up by all 3 of them, so the last time I disrespected a women I was 4 years old and I ruined my next door neighbors flower pot. After my sisters threw away all of my G.I Joes I opened the door for every women in my sight. When you grow up with Italian women you learn how to listen" Mike said smiling and walking over to a desk.
Casey started laughing and sat across from Mike. "That's adorable, I can imagine you crying over your G.I. Joes at 4 years old."
"Im glad my childhood amuses you and in my defense the G.I. Joes were classic so you would be crying also. What about you any siblings?" Mike said smiling.
"If you two are done flirting, Langan wants you." Fin said interrupting them.
"We weren't flirting its called talking" Casey said getting up.
"Talking my ass" Fin said looking at Mike and walking away.
"What I do?" Mike said looking at Fin and following Casey.