Even after that last shock, Inuyasha still waited for her this time too. Though this time he was more prepared and stood guard staring at the well.

Soon he could smell her scent and heard her struggling with something.

"Feh, probably brought her stupid bike with her again..." he mumbled.

The struggling continued; ending abruptly with a crashing sound. Inuyasha jumped up and was about to run over to see if she needed help, when he was stopped by a deep rumbling sound coming from within the well.

"What the...!" Inuyasha exclaimed as Kagome came shooting out. He looked up at her as she blocked the sun, riding a louder, bigger version of what appeared to be her bike, and barely had time to move out of the way as she came crashing down.

Yes, Kagome had once more stolen an insane amount of money, and she was determined to pollute the pristine airs of Feudal Japan with her new motorcycle. For this was the way of the delinquent yanki gangster path she had now chosen (A/N: think Arisa from Fruits Basket).

"Watch where you're going, wench!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Who says I wasn't, mutt-face?" Kagome retorted, taking out her yanki-statement face mask and putting it on.

The others from the group cautiously made their way over.

"Wow! Kagome...your hair color...! It's lighter! And... and what a beautiful jacket!" Sango fingered the elaborate embroidery on the thing.

"Yeah, I had ta steal a shit-load of money from gramps to get that done, and bleaching your hair is no picnic, lemme tell ya!" Kagome replied nonchalantly. The others were speechless.

"Well... that bandage wrap you're wearing as a shirt looks sexy on you Kagome, not to mention your newly-plucked eyebrows!" Miroku inched over to her to gain access to her butt. To his surprise, Kagome did nothing, but said with a smile, "I know! Let's play a game!"

They looked at her curiously.

"Pinata monk!" Kagome grabbed the unsuspecting houshi and proceeded to tie him up and hang him upsidedown on a tree branch. She then blindfolded herself and started bashing him with the giant metal pole that she had been carrying about. "C'mon you guys! This is lotsa fun!"

By this time, Shippou had regained confidence that Kagome was no longer a walking horror movie and decided it was time to ask.

"Kagome! Kagome! Did you bring candy for me this time!"

Kagome left Sango and Inuyasha to the monk-beating and leered at Shippou. "Sorry kid, there's no room for anything in my bag but..." she rummaged through her pack, "BEER!" And with that, she pulled out cases and cases of Kirin brand alcohol (A/N: real brand, me don't own!). She decided now was as good of a time as any other to start drinking, and began to do so.

Shippou sweatdropped. He could smell the alcohol well enough with his fine demon senses and concluded that while this Kagome wasn't as scary as the last one; she was definitely as menacing!

It continued this way for two weeks; the only incidence being when Kagome ran out of fuel for her motorcycle, which she irresponsibly left by the side of the road to rot.

Finally the time came when she announced that she was leaving.

"Headed for home so soon?" Miroku wheezed listlessly. He was suffering from broken ribs and was anemic from blood loss brought on by the many beatings he had received; many of them being the end result of just glancing at one of the girls.

"Yup!" Kagome said, and kicked Inuyasha in the back of his knees. When he fell over, she jumped on his back. "Giddy-up, necrophiliac-puppy!" she cried.

"What the hell! It's your fault your bike broke! You're walking!" He dumped her on the ground.

"Ah, whatever!" Kagome decided it'd just be easier to take Kirara, and was soon out of sight.

"Finally!" Inuyasha exclaimed. He was tired of his masculinity being questioned by that new Kagome's abnormally violent tendencies.

"Jeeze!" Shippou said. "That was as bad as having two Inuyashas around!"

Miroku just cried with relief. It seemed that Sango was the only one who really liked that version of Kagome...

Meanwhile, Kagome was once again thinking to herself.

'Well that wasn't much better than last time! I guess I had forgotten that while I don't want them mistakening me for Kikyo, I don't want Inuyasha to hate me either... silly me!'

Then she headed to the mall to try again.

When will Kagome ever learn? Will she ever get it right? Review to find out!

REVIEW REPLIES, WHOOOT!

Phantomlover101: thank you! XD

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kougaismyhomeboy: glad you commented, i like your fanfics XD but i dunno... i'm trying to make her the opposite of kikyo, remember? XD (no offense to kikyo lovers out there, heh)