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Lee was sitting at his computer. He was checking his latest email. Just as the window was about to open, he suddenly heard glass breaking in the room nearby. He quickly jumped out of his seat. "What the hell?" he said aloud. He walking into the room slowly, holding his arms in position in case he had to drop into his stance and fight. He walked in and saw...Heihachi.
"What are you doing here, you old geezer?" he said perplexedly. Heihachi got up and dusted the broken glass off his shoulders.
"Damn it! Don't call me that! I'm not old!" Heihachi retorted.
"You're friggin 75 years old! You are OLD! Get over it!" Lee said back. Heihachi growled with anger at his comment. He never felt old, so he hated being called old.
"But really, why are you in my house?" Lee asked again.
"To tell the truth, I don't know," Heihachi answered. Lee raised his eyebrow. Why would he not know why he was launched through someone's glass window, which is four stories up?
"It was probably this stupid shard...thank got I'm back here instead of back in time with all those primitive people," Heihachi said, opening his hand. Lee saw a fragment glowing in the old man's hand.
"Let me see that," Lee said. Heihachi stepped back.
"No! It's mine!" Heihachi answered back. Lee was getting annoyed.
"Just show me the shard, old man," he said. Heihachi took another step back.
"Never," he answered, closing his hand into a fist. Lee could still a red glow through his fist. He took another step forward.
"If you want to see it, you'll have to fight me for it," he said. Lee got into a stance.
"Fine," he said. Heihachi tucked the shard away in his outfit and got into a stance, smirking evilly.
Lee started doing a whole combo of kicks. Heihachi dodged every single one of them. He suddenly ducked and did an uppercut on Lee, sending him flying into the air. He landed with a thud. He got back up, turned around, ran up the wall, and flipped over Heihachi. Heihachi spun around and kicked him, launching him across the room. He smashed into another wall. Lee cursed and got back up to his feet. He charged at Heihachi, jumped up and flew forward with a kick. Heihachi jumped out of the way, causing Lee to smash into one of his vases.
"Damn it!" he yelled. He destroyed one of his favorite ones. Just as he was about to turn around and begin paying attention to Heihachi again, he got a good smack in the back of his head. He smashed into the floor.
After a few seconds, Lee opened his eyes to a bright light. He finally realized that the shard was sitting right in front of his face. Heihachi had dropped it out of his shirt. He quickly reached for it before Heihachi could notice. "I got it!" he screamed. Heihachi grabbed him by his feet. Lee tightened his grip around the shard.
"Put it down!" Heihachi yelled.
"No! It's mine!" Lee screamed. At that moment, light surrounded the two.
"NO!" Heihachi screamed, letting go of Lee. Lee stared into his hand as the shard began to shine brighter and brighter.
"What's happening!" he yelled. He suddenly disappeared into thin air.
Raphael was walking alone in the woods. He had his sword tightly clenched in his hands. His blond hair swayed with the light breeze sweeping by. His blue eyes were staring ahead of his path with great intensity. He had a determined look on his face, with his eyes narrowed and glowering. He had a very solemn mission he had to accomplish, for he was looking for Soul Edge. He was doing this for the sake of his daughter. He was taking a turn on the path when suddenly out of nowhere there was a flash in front of his eyes. Raphael jumped back, holding his arms up and covering his eyes from the bright light. "Sacré bleu!" Raphael exclaimed. Suddenly a man appeared out of the light and landed on Raphael. The weight of the man caused the Frenchman to collapse on the ground, with the man lying on top of him. Raphael opened his eyes and looked up. A white haired man had his face buried in his chest. The man picked up his head; there lips very close.
"GET OFF OF ME!" Raphael exclaimed, pushing him off. He got up and dusted himself off.
Lee also slowly got up. He looked around at his surroundings. He wasn't in Kansas anymore. He looked at Raphael oddly; his clothes didn't match the current time. Why does he have a sword? Raphael raised his eyebrow as he looked at the strange man who came out of thin air. He didn't look like he was from here. Better yet, he didn't look normal in any way at all. What was he wearing? Why is his hair white?
The two men continued to stare at each other inquisitively. "Um...do you know where I am?" Lee asked, still wondering why he was dressed like a middle age warrior.
"Somewhere in the east..." Raphael said, still questioning on the origins of this man.
"Where did you come from?" Raphael finally asked.
"Well, I was just sitting at my computer back home-" Lee said, getting cut off.
"What is that?" Raphael asked.
"You don't know what a computer is!" Lee asked, highly surprised. How does someone not know what a computer is! Raphael shook his head.
"Where am I!" Lee asked again.
"I just said where you are!" Raphael answered.
"How do you not know what a computer is!" Lee yelled.
"I don't know!" Raphael yelled back, annoyed.
"What time are you from! The Stone Age or something!" Lee yelled.
"Actually we are in the sixteenth century," Raphael answered in a matter-of-fact tone. At this point, Lee was rubbing the temples on his forehead. This was getting too weird.
'This dude really thinks he's from the renaissance or something...' Lee thought.
"So where you are from...is this place called 'computer'?" Raphael asked.
"No!" Lee answered. At this point, Lee finally recalled something Heihachi said.
"Oh my God..." Lee said to himself.
"What?" Raphael asked.
"Did you say that this is the sixteenth century?" Lee asked.
"I believe so," Raphael answered.
"Fuck!" Lee blurted out.
"SUCH NAUGHTY LANGUAGE!" Raphael yelled, slapping the man. Lee rubbed his cheek and glared at the blond man.
"What the hell was that for!" Lee yelled.
"I'm sorry. That was an impulsive response," Raphael said. Lee slapped him back.
"That was too," Lee said. Raphael rubbed his cheek. He slapped Lee back.
"Don't hit me!" Raphael said, glaring with rage. Lee smirked at the blond haired fencer. Even through this was a bad first impression, he could tell that he would like this man. He wnt back to focusing on the situation.
"Do you know how I can get home?" Lee asked.
"I don't even know how you got here in the first place!" Raphael said, voice still full of anger.
"Well, I don't know, but I think it has something to with this thing," Lee said, holding up the shard. Raphael's eyes shot wide. The shard had an evil glow to it. He knew what it was.
"Soul Edge..." Raphael said silently.
"You know?" Lee asked.
"Where did you get it!" Raphael asked frantically.
"I stole it from my old man," Lee said. Raphael snatched it away.
"Hey!"
"This is a piece of Soul Edge! This is a bit of what I'm looking for!" Raphael yelled. Lee snatched it back.
"What's so important about this sword anyway?" Lee asked. Raphael's eyes shot wide again. He hasn't heard the stories!
"It is an evil sword of great power," Raphael answered, snatching the shard, "and I'M going to get it!"
Just as he snatched it, he realized the shards brightness intensified. He turned another direction, causing the shard to fade in brightness.
"What does this mean?" Raphael asked himself. He turned back into the position he was earlier, making the shard shine again.
"Maybe it points in the direction of where it is. I don't know," Lee answered. Raphael stared at it some more.
"Then I must follow it," Raphael answered.
"What do you mean "I"! It's mine! You took it from me!" Lee yelled.
"What's your concern? YOU didn't even know what Soul Edge was," Raphael said.
"I WANT TO GO HOME!" Lee answered.
"And what am I suppose to do about that?" Raphael asked.
"It's MY shard! YOU'RE running off with it! It's the reason I'm here, therefore, I'm coming with you," Lee said straightforwardly. Raphael scoffed.
"You would just be in my way," Raphael said, "I need to go on my own without any pest bothering me,"
Lee glared back at Raphael as he began to turn around and walk away.
"I'm still coming with you," Lee said. Raphael stopped. It was silent for a few more seconds. He really didn't want to bring him along, but if he said no, then the man was probably going to follow him anyway. He finally just allowed it.
"Fine, if you keep insisting...then you can follow," Raphael finally said.
"Great!" Lee said.
"Just don't get in my way," he said. He began to walk again, this time with Lee walking behind.
"There is just one more thing I want to know," Lee said.
"And what would that be?" Raphael asked.
"What's your name?" Lee asked.
"Why do you need to know?" Raphael asked.
"Well, if we're adventuring together, then it wouldn't hurt if we got to know each other at least a little," he said. Raphael hesitated. Lately he has gotten extremely paranoid about people knowing his real name.
"I don't think it really matters if you know my name, but if you insist on knowing then I guess I'll tell you. It's Raphael," He said.
"Great! Well, my name is Lee," Lee answered back.
"That's great to know, Lee," Raphael said uninterestedly. The two men continued on walking, not knowing what was ahead for them.
Well, that's the first chapter! Tell me if you like it!
