The second last scene to this story. As you can see, I'm trying to go out with a bang. Sorry if this story doesn't appeal to you.

Don't own TLOZMM or TOS

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE CHOSEN'S RETURN

ACT TWO, SCENE ELEVEN: BATTLE WITH A MASK

A mix between Vaati's true form and Majora's Wrath formed right in front of them.

"I have a question," green said. "Number one, what is Majora?"

"Majora is an evil mask used by a tribe of savages," Link said. "It was full of evil, living off the souls of people. I've defeated it a couple of times but now it seems stronger than ever."

"How could you not defeat a stupid mask?" red asked. "I mean, it's a mask! What kind of hero are you!"

"A hero that'll be very pissed if you keep talking like that!"

"I can take you on!"

"No you can't!" Link yelled.

"Yes I can!" Red yelled.

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"Stop it!" Saria screamed. "I think it's done."

"Are you done yet?" Majora said. "I've got better things to do like destroy Termina and such."

"You're not going to get away with this," Lloyd said.

"That's right!" Colette said.

"I don't know about that," Kratos said. "I mean, Derris-Kharlan is pretty big and what are those four giants going to do to stop it anyway…"

Everyone looked at him strangely.

"I haven't said anything in a long time," he said.

"Anyway…" Zelda said. "It's time we took out the trash!"

"That's right!" Genis said.

"You're all irrational," Raine said.

"Why?" Mido asked.

"You didn't even assess its weaknesses yet…"

"Oh, yeah, I forgot!" Link said. "Let's see, I think the chest area is its weak point."

Majora formed a huge breastplate that was capable of blocking any area projectile.

"Okay," Link said. "Its weakness has just turned into its strongest point…"

"We're screwed," Zelda said.

"Like I said, prepare to die!" It began to whip the group with its arms.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Purple yelled. "Charlie Horse! Charlie Horse! Ahhhhh…"

Majora began to use its spinning tops.

"Just great," blue said. "All we need now is deadly eye beams."

"As you wish," Majora said, using its deadly eye beams.

"I've lost all respect for you and you're counter-parts," Lloyd said.

"How do we defeat this guy?" Genis asked.

"I've got an idea," Link said. "Everyone, keep it distracted!"

"There's no way you can defeat me!"

While everyone kept it distracted, Link snuck up behind it.

"Die! Die!"

"Why don't you do the dying?" Link yelled.

"What!"

Link pulled his light arrows and shot Majora in the head. It seems that the more Majora improved his body; he made his head more vulnerable to light attack.

"Ahhhh!" Majora yelled in pain. "I was…so…close…ahhhh!"

Majora began to disappear and everyone was transported back to Termina field. There, Derris-Kharlan was shot back out into space.

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