Great Pilot Ikari (GPI)
An Eva/GTO crossover
Disclaimer: I do not own GTO, Eva or any Animated series at all.
A/N: ok slight change of plans. Parent Teacher Meeting will be the next chapter because I had just too much stuff to cover here.
Chapter 2: Getting to Know You
"Hey Kikuchi," whispered a timid Noboru Yoshikawa. "Do you think Mr. Onizuka is going to make a scene?"
"When hasn't Onizuka made a scene?" Remarked the taller geniuses. "One thing's for sure, it will be highly inappropriate."
"Yeah, inappropriate or not I'm sure it'll be hilarious to see the look on these students faces when they realize they have a real ass-clown of a teacher." Murai Kunio said trying to contain the laugher that came with memories of their past adventures with the teacher of Class-Four.
"Yeah he's always good for a laugh." Said Fujiyoshi Koji to get into the conversation. "Remember that time he came to class dressed like an elephant? Man, Onizuka got into so much shit that day."
"Now class I would like to introduce you to your new home room teacher, Mr. Eikichi Onizuka."
The class stood in silence awaiting a glimpse of their new teacher.
"Uh, Mr. Onizuka?" The principle said as he peaked his head out in the hallway in an attempt to spot the missing educator.
Just then, Rei Ayanami stood up from her usual place by the window and said just loud enough for everyone one to hear "Look out" as she calmly made her way to a safer side of the room.
At the sound of Ayanami's voice all the students, many of which could not even recall the last time the blue haired girl had uttered a word, turned around just in time to see a black mass shatter through the window. For almost a minute, the students calmly stared at the black mass on the floor wondering what it was. With all the things that went down in this city to say that the students were unfazed would have been an understatement. Suddenly, signs of movement became apparent from the black blob. Arms and legs became recognizable and to a certain male pilot an all to familiar face, the very first face that welcomed him to Tokyo 3, appeared. Sachiel, The Third Angel was standing in front of a shattered windowpane in Shinji's classroom, head tilted quizzically to the side. Fear, pain, and blood tinged memories flooded and occupied Shinji's mind and senses, moments before the blackness consumed him and he passed out face first on to the floor.
"Shiest!" yelled Asuka, "Are we suppose to fight that thing? Is it some kind of new angel?"
"No," said Rei. "It only resembles the Third angel, the first messenger to fall at the hands of Eva...just...smaller.
Just then the black form of chibi-Sachiel charged towards Rei and covered the distance of twenty feet in a split second and had its hands on her shoulders. The rest of the class could only watch in shocked silence as they pondered the girl's fate. Rei simply stared back at the chibi-angel unsure in her course of action. She sensed something wrong with it; she sensed a very powerful aura, the kinda that could only be made up of a strong soul and a stronger spirit.
Suddenly, the angel removed his right hand from her shoulders and ripped its face off.
"Oh my God! It's hideous!" A female student yelled as she averted her eyes and shielded them with her hands.
"No, it's only Onizuka." Kikuchi said reassuringly as the girl removed her hands from her face.
"Oh my God. Its hideous." Urmi Kanzaki exclaimed in a mocking tone mimicking her fellow classmate.
Ignoring the comments from his students Onizuka looked deep into the set of cold emotionless red eyes that stared blankly at him.
"Your…Your Rei Ayanami right? I'm a huge fan. Can I give you a hug? I'm gonna hug you." Onizuka said sparkly eyed as he as he proceeded to bear hug his new student. The only reaction from Rei was a slight widening of her eyes and a reddish tinge that graced her pale cheeks.
Bam--
Onizuka laid face down on the ground as Murai stood over him with a chair.
"You IDIOT!" He proclaimed at the top of his lungs. "You're a teacher! You can't go around endangering students like that! What if some of that glass hit someone or what if you landed on one of your new students!"
"Hey Murai, you mad because of that shard of glass in your forehead?"
"What! AHHHHHHHHH! Onizuka look what you did to my head!" Murai yelled as he attempted to swat Onizuka with a chair while he dodged it with enough ease to enjoy a cigarette while he did so.
"Ok, settle down class. I have one more introduction to make." Said the principle to the class. "This is your new Vice Princip-"
"Uchiyamada!" Screamed the former students of Holy Forest Academy.
"O…O…Oni…ONIZUKA! You stay the hell away from my Cresta...and my daughter." The Vice Principle commanded before running to the parking lot to move his car as far away from the school as possible.
"Ok class now that the introductions are out of the way I'll leave Mr. Onizuka to his lesson plans." Said the principle as he made his way to the door.
Onizuka made his way to the chalkboard and scribbled three big letters that took up the entire board that simply read 'GTO'.
"Now for all my new students listen up, the names Eikichi Onizuka, age 22, but you can call me Great Teacher Onizuka." He said proudly as he brought his right foot up to the corner of his new desk and bringing his right elbow to the raised knee as if posing for a picture.
"Hey Angel boy, your S2 's hanging out!" Asuka yelled stating the obvious as Onizuka cover his exposed manhood. "Hentai! You'd think an ass-clown like this would have been fired by now." She continued not really speaking to anyone.
"Believe me we've tried. Hi, I'm Miyabi Aizawa," She introduced herself taking the redheads remark as a sign of a potential new ally in her endeavor to rid the school system of Onizuka. "And this is Naoko, Mayuko, and that girl over there, who surprisingly enough looks like you, is Anko Uehara. We've been…ONIZUKA!" the girls exclaimed as he had his elbows on Miyabi's new desk cradling his head in his hands with the stupidest Onizuka look on his face.
"Aw Aizawa your such a good student." Onizuka said as he rose back to his feet while petting Miyabi on the head forcefully. "You love me and my class so much that you're already getting started with lesson plan for today."
"Get your perverted hands of my head. And what lesson plan are you talking about?"
"Well being the first day of a new class it's only right that we mix you up and get you guys talking for future projects. Just talk to each other, introduce yourselves, and when I come back I want to hear you guys having a good time."
"Hey teach your skipping class on the first day?"
"Don't worry Kunio I'm just going down the hall to introduce myself to that hottie nurse Yayoi. See you guys in a bit."
"Yeah and by introduce you mean her sword to your chest." He thought out loud to the distancing form of Onizuka.
"Well come on guys might as well shoot the shit with the new students and find out how they have fun on this part of town." Kunio said as he, Fujiyoshi, and Kusano made their way over to a jock looking guy who seemed to be mumbling to himself after being abandoned by his geeky looking friend. "Guess he'll need someone to talk to now.
Two minutes earlier--
"Man, the new guys seem weird." Toji said to his spectacled friend.
"Yeah tell me about it." Responded the smaller boy. "And you know private school brats. They're all probably moody, spoiled, snobby, loud mouth jerks that probably have loads of psychological probl-" Kensuke put his head down and started to slowly bang his head atop his desk.
"What's wrong with you Ken?"
"Our principal just filled up our class with a bunch of Asukas Toji." Kensuke mumbled miserably. "This probably proves my theory. You just can't have this many mentally unbalanced kids in one room, in this particular classroom, in this city, by chance." As if sensing Toji's dumbfounded expression Kensuke finally stopped banging his head and met his best friends eyes. "Toji don't you get it? Look at the bunch of them. That girl has blue hair, that guy has a hot temper and a big mouth, that blond chick has got those freaky mismatched eyes. Hell, that Nobru kid even looks like he as less self esteem than Shinji! He even looks like Shinji! I bet he even gets his ass kicked by girls. I guess my dream of ever piloting are over."
When Kensuke's tirade ended Toji blinked once, then twice, and before the third blink the jock had a flash of insight. "Well Ken, if they can all be pilots because they're all nuts and if their teacher Oni-whats-his-face is as crazy as them and is now our teacher, doesn't that mean we'll probably go crazy enough to be pilots too?"
Kensuke blinked at the all to coherent and very logical thinking his thick friend displayed as a grin started to grow on his face. Then he shot out of his seat and started to walk to the front of the classroom as Toji asked him where he was going.
"I'm going to go up to that blond girl with the freaky eyes and I'm going to ask her if she wants me to put some of my man juice on ice for her or if she wants to have my child now." As Ken turned away Toji could only say,
"YOU... ARE...FUCKING... IN... SANE."
"That's the point my friend, that's the point." With a flash of a victory sign and a stupid grin Kensuke turned away and Toji just sighed, put his head down and started to steadily pound his forehead against the wooden surface of his desk. Murai stared blankly at the jock as he inflicted damage to the giant mass of flesh on his shoulder he called his head.
"Dude you look like you have a huge tolerance for pain, but you better save what's left of your brain before you end up like Onizuka."
Toji looked up from his desk at the trio standing over him. With a lazy expression and a dribble of drool escaping the corner of his mouth. "Huh, an oni-what? Are you calling me a devil?"
"We were just wondering what is there to do around here?" Interrupted Kusano Tadakaki in an attempt to avoid a potential fight.
"So you're a local, what's there to do around here?" Murai asked.
"Well not much other then watch Kensuke make a fool of himself around the opposite sex." Toji said as he pointed to spectacled friend running around the room trying to remove a snake clamped down on his crotch. "There is a pretty big arcade that's a good walking distance from Ikari's place we usually hang out at." Toji continued as he moved his finger to point towards Shinji who was now in the care of Rei Ayanami.
"Dude I thought that was Yoshikawa! Man they look so much alike." Fujiyoshi remarked. "That be kinda funny if he was a low self-esteem, spineless looser who let's girls hit on him…literally."
The trio snickered together while they turned back towards Toji who had an irritated look on his face.
"Hey guys Shinji's, my friend!" Toji stated as he started to defend his friend's honor. "And I'd kick all yer asses right now for what you said if it wasn't all true." He continued in a more depressed tone.
Murai stared back wide-eyed. "You serious?"
"…Like an angel attack. You shoulda been here when he first arrived. He was a real loser, even I ended up clocking him."
"Wow with friends like you, who needs angels." Mocked Fujiyoshi
"Yeah well, the day Onizuka showed up was the day Yoshikawa decided to go bungee jumping from the school roof if you know what I mean."
"Yeah without the bungee." Fujiyoshi said butting in again.
"Dude I'm trying to tell a story here."
"Suicide huh? What was up with that?"
"Well that day he had just received a major beating from the Anko and the bitch-ets."
"Huh? And you still hang out with him?
"Hey at least we didn't introduce ourselves by punching him in the head. He's just one of those people you feel you need to look out for otherwise they get themselves into a lot of trouble."
"Like Shinji" Toji mused. Then they all looked up at each other as they all realized something.
"…Like Onizuka."
For added coincidental emphasis the class turned their attention to the classes main door, as it slammed shut as fast as it flew open. Leaning up against the door panting for breath was Onizuka with slices in his shirt.
"Wow that Nurse Yayoi really knows how to make a point, heh heh."
"Well, Toji right? It was pretty cool talking to you. How bout we kick it after school at that arcade you where talking about? I need to see what challenge this city offers."
"All right, yeah. I'll tell the guys seeing as you haven't had the chance to meet them."
Finally regaining his breath from his impromptu jog around the campus Onizuka continued with his lesson about things that had nothing to do with class.
"Who is this baka?" Asuka asked Anko "What the hell do bottle rockets have to do with anything? I mean I know there isn't anything I could learn here, because I already graduated from college, but still I'd prefer a teacher who was more goal oriented."
"Wow you've already graduated from college?"
"Yup." Asuka said proudly.
"Then why are you wasting your time here?"
"Oh it's because of some stupid arrangement with NERV."
"Oh that's right you, Ayanami, and Ikari are the pilots of those Eva-thingies. So do you have a secret romance with Ikari because he's the only one that can understand the pain your going through?"
'Is that it? Is that the feeling I have for the baka?' "Ha! Anko that is so far fetched it's ridiculous. Why would anyone want any kind of romance with that hentai?"
"Really because in the past ten minutes you stole six glances at hentai boy, and after those six times you blushed a little after each."
"Hey I'm the most popular girl in school I can go out with any guy I choose."
"So there isn't anything between you and Ikari?"
"No! Of course not."
"Good then you won't mind if I ask him out."
With nothing better to do Miyabi joined in the conversation. "Sorry Asuka I should have seen his coming. Anko has a thing for geeky boys."
"I DO NOT!"
"How about Yoshikawa?"
"What about him?"
"…." (Miyabi)
"…" (Asuka)
"Okay so I think the geek look is kawaii. But come on Miyabi Ikari is like a cooler version of Yoshikawa."
Asuka confused at the words 'Ikari' and 'cooler' "Cooler? Ikari? You can't be serious."
"Well look at him. He's shy, he pilots an Eva and he's got those dreamy blue eyes." Anko said as she cradled her head in her hands and stared longingly at the oblivious male pilot. "I bet he's not as much of a hentai as you say he is either. So Asuka, what's his status? Is he fair game or perhaps he has his eye on a fellow pilot…or vice-versa."
"There is nothing between me and Mr. Invincible over there so if you want to waste your time be my guest!"
"I seem to have struck a nerve. Well Asuka you can relax, I wasn't talking about you." Slightly confused but fully aware of the only other possibility Asuka followed Anko's pointing finger to the front of the class to see Rei nursing Shinji back to consciousness."
Just then the lunch bell rang and Asuka quickly excused herself fearing Shiji's sudden increase of female attention may cause her to reveal certain feelings for the young pilot.
"So Anko what do you think of Soryhu?"
"Well Miyabi She is totally crushin on that Ikari kid. I mean she teases Ikari a lot but she has to have feelings for him. But whatever I'm still going to ask him out, after all it is her fault for not taking what she wants. I mean that whole 'picking on the one you like' routine that is sooo third gra-"
"About her joing us, jeez! Focus for one minute here."
"Oh, right. Well she's pretty smart, graduated from college already, and she's known around here as the Red Devil. She could be a very valuable allie."
"Good. We need someone of her caliber to match wits with Kanzaki and Kikuchi."
End of the day--
"Ok class one final thing before I let you loose. The administration 'strongly suggests' that I conduct home visits or whatever with all my new students so I can have a chance to meet your parents and stuff." 'Great I get to go talk to people who will just tell me how much I shouldn't be a teacher. Maybe I'll have a chance to meet some young single hotties, maybe an older sister or a really hot young mother.' Murai looked at Onizuka's dreamily expression and knew what he was thinking. "Ok class that's it for today."
"Hey Shinji, me and the new guys are goin to the arcade and they'd like to meet you. You in?"
"Uh, is Kensuke goin?"
"Well if you're in you can help me find him."
"Sure I guess. Whatever keeps me away from Asuka."
"All right lets get goin. I think I saw Kensuke run over his way."
To be continued—
A/N: all rights guys thanks for reading another one of my GPI installments. I just realized that these chapters are going to be longer then the first due to the large (and growing) cast. All you Eva Fans don't worry, Shinji and all your favorite Eva characters will have bigger parts in the next chapter.