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IMPORTANT:this chappie will be a bout buffers,now if there called totally different things in ur country ill explain wut they are k.they are machines that u dont need a plug for and they make the floor shine.u can press the on button sit on em and ride off,but they look like hoovers and u arent supposed to sit on them,in this chappie the boys are gonna have a race on them and nick them from the janitors closet.I hope i cleared that up,enjoy.:)
Day 2
The detention room
Chapter 5
Kai was walking to the detention room when as he walked by the janitors closet he stopped and stared with morbid fascination,before pegging it down to his destination.
"Oi,idiot's I know what we can do for an hour!",he yelled opening the door straight into Kenny's face.
"EWCH!",he squealed and grabbed his nose,stepping back he smashed into Ray,who inturn pushed him forward and straight into Kai who then pushed him into Tyson,who pushed him into Max and you get the idea.
------------5 minutes later-----------
All five boys were running behind Kai to the janitors closet as he talked inbetween breaths,
"Gonna race...have a real load of fun...Kenny's too pussy to do it...run every fucker over!".As he said that Ray done a little 'YES' and punched his fist in the air,while Tyson burped which earned a punch from Kai.
Upon stopping near the closet,a figure stood with their back to them,
"Shit,it's the freaking janitor..kill him!",Ray hissed and went to step forward,Max squeaked and quickly babbled,
"Idon'twanttogotojaili'mtoyoungandhavealovelyfuturewifepleaseletsbegoodkids",as sweat trickled down his forehead.Kai grabbed Ray by his hoodie,
"Relax Tate,no-ones gonna die,we just need to knock him out is all-",Ray's excited voice jumped in,
"I'll do it!",before running towars to the janitor.
Ray grabbed a heavy dictionary from a table and threw it at the janitors back of the head with a loud 'THWUMP' he slouched to the floor unconcious,Ray grinned madly and picked the dictionary up for another hit before being stopped by Tyson.After dragging all four buffers out of the closet they then had to lock the janitor in there,but first they had to get his keys out of his ass pocket.
"I'm not touching that dudes ass,it ent right",Tyson stated stepping away,Ray snorted out a 'no way',Max said he didn't swing that way and Kai sure wasn't gonna do it,leaving one person... Kenny.
"Kenny get the goddamned keys now",Kai growled.
"Yer Kenny come on I wanna run peeps over",Ray whined pushing him forward."It's right anyway you swing that way after all,you queer boy,so do it already!",Kai snarled.
Kenny,not wanting to get on Kai's bad side hastily bent down to retrieve the keys,after successfully getting them and locking the janitor in his own closet,it was time for the fun to begin!
It was decided that Kenny would be the commentator in the race,as he was too much of a pussy to take part in it.Kai,Ray,Tyson and Max lined up their buffers and climbed on,
"TOO FAST,TOO FURIOUS!",Tyson yelled,Kenny walked infront of them,careful to be inbetween them,and yelled,
"3,2,1...GO!",with that all four boys clicked on their buffers and raced off.
Tyson raced straight into 1ST place and shouted back "EAT DIRT!",and then laughing manically.
"YOU ASKED FOR IT GRANGER!"Ray shouted,Tyson turned round wondering what that was supposed to mean,and was met by a paper bin in his face hitting him square and knocking him out the race.
"RAY,THAT WAS CHEATING!",Kenny screamed,but was ignored.
Kai,not wanting to lose, sped up a bit more coming head on with Ray.They looked at eachother triumph in their eyes before 'The crazy frog ringtone' came on full blast,breaking eye-contact Ray dug into his pocket,making sure to steer the buffer safely.
"Hey,Mariah baby whattup...nah no groping now im busy,gottagobye!",he said hurriedly as Kai over took him ,followed by Max.
"MAX,MS KEL WANTS TO SEE YOU NOW!",Ray screamed and laughed hysterically as Max jumped of his buffer and pegged it down to the staff room.
Kai was having a great time he'd run over Tala and his fucking Mr Biggles,Hilary,couple of geeks,african clique and the drama group,there was the finish line straight ahead,Kai crossed it closely followed by Ray.All that was left of them.
After,they had returned the buffers they walked slowly back to the detention room,talking about who they ran over.
"Yeah and I hit Mariah as I went past!",Tyson laughed,but was immediately met with Ray's fist to his nose,which started gushing blood.
"AHH MY NOSE!",Tyson screamed clutching it with his broken hand,Kenny,seeing all the blood,fainted to the floor and Kai started laughing with tears in his eyes.
"That's for getting my girlfriend Granger,lay one hand on her again and i'll chop you up into little bits and flush you down the toilet",Ray snarled warningly.
Tyson nodded quickly and let Max lead him away leaving Kai,Ray and an unconcious Kenny together.
"God I'm bored",Ray whined,Kai rolled his eyes,then stared from Kenny to the janitors closet(with the janitor still in it) and back again,smirking as he did.Swiflty he bent down and grabbed Kenny,picking him up he walked over to the closet and dumped him in,then shut the door locking it behind him.
"Dude,there gonna have orgies with eachother now",Ray said brightly,Kai nodded his head and pocketed the keys.
"Yup,come on lets get back and finish the graffiting,I've still gotta add Kennys privates.
A/N:Okay not as funny as the other but im trying ok!REVIEW PLZ AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK...I LOVE HEARING FROM YOU ALL :)