Author' Note:

Hey! This is chapter thirteen too! No fair, it will ruin everything. This story is turning out longer then I thought but I don't mind.

Anyway onto reviews. Thanks, as always, to everyone who left one. Sue-Anne Sparrow (thanks for the idea!), Sphinx Jinx (yeah that's 1 of my fav lines too!), Avalon-blackandgreen (yeah you're right, I don't think I'll be able to work that particular idea in this story. sorry!), enigmagirl2727 (hey! welcome back!), Starpossum (great idea!), Queenofinsanity, LOTRlover1066 (thanks for the idea! sorry but I've decided that there can't be romance in this story. after all Maggie will have to wake up), I love CHEESECAKE, and Mikol (thanks for the ideas!).

Thank you to everyone for their ideas! I loved them and if I used yours thank you so much! This chapter is dedicated to you!

Chapter #13:

"Maggie wake up!" Will was shouting.

Maggie stayed down as the author, (ogreatrandom), thought desperately for something to have Maggie do. Seeing what ogreatrandom was doing enigmagirl2727 ran over.

"What are you doing? You can't just have her stay unconscious through the major fight! This is the climax of the movie, she has to do something!" At that moment enigmagirl2727 looked at the screen to see ogreatrandom typing what she was yelling. "You can't do this! I already did this! It's copying!"

"Well not quite," ogreatrandom argued, "your character was just asleep, my character fainted!"

"It doesn't matter," enigmagirl2727 said sternly, "you have to make Maggie do something."

"All right fine," the author says, "I will." And with that the two authors leave the story in order to get back to Maggie's adventure.

I woke up starring up at Will's face. I could see why Elizabeth loved him so much. But I thought he would look cuter as a blond.

"What happened?" I asked, "I had the weirdest dream."

"Did you dream Barbossa couldn't be killed and Jack was a skeleton."

"There was also something about two authors arguing, but yeah Barbossa and Jack were doing what you said. How did you know that?"

"Because it's all true."

"Oh excuse me," I said quickly, "I thought the dream was over and I was awake."

"You are awake and if you don't start fighting again in two seconds you're about to be gutted by a pirate."

Amazingly I was still holding the sword I'd picked up off the ground. I swung it and sent the pirate (no beard), stumbling away.

"Oh my god he's a freaking skeleton." I told Will.

"Haven't we gone over this already?" Will asked.

"Well," I answered as I tried to fend off two pirates and talk to Will, "I knew that Jack and Barbossa were skeletons but I didn't know this pirate was one too."

"You don't understand," Will sighed, "all of the pirates are cursed skeletons who can't be killed."

I think I took this news rather well. I only ran around the cave screaming like a banshee for five minutes. I also didn't get myself killed during those five minutes. Although to be perfectly honest I would have yelled and ran around for a lot longer.

That is if I hadn't banged my head into the statue that Jack had thrown at me to make me stop screaming.

When I woke up, (again!), something exploded very close to me and Will fell onto the ground next to me.

"Can everyone stop it," I yelled at the pirates as I clutched my head, "I'm in genuine pain here!"

"I'm going to teach you the meaning of pain!" a crazy immortal pirate yelled at Will and I pointing a sword at us.

"You like pain?" A voice came from the side. Someone swung a long pole and gave the pirate a good whack. "Try wearing a corset." Elizabeth said.

Elizabeth offered one end of her long pole to help Will up. The two of them exchanged a long romantic look during which my presence was ignored. Elizabeth did not think to offer me an end of the pole to help me up so I had to struggle up by myself.

"About time you and the reinforcements got here," I exclaimed as I stood up straight again.

"There are no reinforcements," Elizabeth told me, "just me. Whose side is Jack on?" She asked as she saw Skeleton Jack and Skeleton Barbossa fighting.

"At the moment?" Will asked with a shrug.

"Jack is cursed and immortal. So are you cursed and immortal?" I asked her. Seriously I wanted to find out how many cursed people there were running around.

"No!" She answered in an unnecessarily loud voice looking insulted. "Only the pirates are cursed."

"Does that mean Will is cursed?"

"Will is not a pirate!" She yelled at me glowering.

"Commodore Norrington and Governor Swann said he was," I countered.

"They were mistaken," she told me stiffly.

"Maybe they weren't," Will said, more to himself then to us.

"Excuse me?" Elizabeth said turning on him.

"No time for that!" I told them. "Looks like there are some more pirates here!" Elizabeth turned and smacked a pirate in the head with her giant pole. Then Will rushed to help her

"Of course they're still here," Elizabeth snapped at me as she and Will attacked more pirates, "they can't be killed! They're immortal!"

"I want to be immortal too!" And with that said I left Will and Elizabeth to their fight against the pirates and ran for the treasure chest.

"Oh no you don't!" One pirate yelled running after me.

But he was too late.

I was immortal!