A/N:IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,I GOT 16 REVIEWS XD,THANK YOU ALL:
Kurama's koochi-q,kayla,darkwaterwolf,random,clare,im so happy,sophiajisu,MoonWarrior12,stunstar,no name,unknown,Yumi-Ulrich4ever,Crazy-An-Lovin-It,Renluva,moonlightshine and nb -think thats everyone,THANKIES AGAIN!
Question/Answers
Renluva-lol,one girl tries to be,HAHAHA!sounds like a snobby stuck-up bitch XD.I agree England sucks,i'm in wellingborough,although you might not have heard of it -.-,cos loads of kids in chatrooms havent,lol! Gloucestershire,hm have heard of it but never been so not sure what its like.No biggie on ideas, one finally came lol.
stunstar-hey,basically Talas a nutcase,and i made it so when you spend time around(lots of time),you catch his madness as max did.hope you get that!XXoh and thanks for review my 'Protective custody' story even though it's weird:).
sophiajisu-you moved to the USA,where?okay im feeling jealous i'd kill to be back there,lol!that happened to me once,at school i said'does anyone know where the trashcan is?'and people were looking at me like a freak and i had no idea why so i was like 'whaaaaat',lol.
IMPORTANT...ER..STUFF XD:All you peeps that gave me ideas thank you all,they are not going to be in this chappie but i will bear them in mind,k?THANKS!
Oh and this chappie will be a visit to the farm,enjoy!
DISCLAIMER:I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THIS PLOT!
Day 4
The detention room
All was quiet in the detention room,save from Tyson's snoring and Kai's occasional threat that he was gonna punch Tyson's lights out.Kenny had calmed down from his stapling fiasco after one hit the principal right up the ass.Just then the soccer(ack,football?english terms,-.-)coach came thundering in face red.
"Alright listen up maggots,since our anual field trip happens to.be.on.this.day",he snarled pausing between those last words.
"No-one wants to stay in the building with your sorry asses and would rather spend a day watching pigs sit on their backsides as they are far more interesting-"he was the cut off by Ray's so called whispering.
"Eager to go to his family reunion",which earned a snigger from the now awake Tyson,a smirk from Kai,a confused look from sweet innocent Max and nothing from Kenny as he's a boring git.
The Coach(he will be christened as I have no name for him),face grew even more redder,
"OUTSIDE, 10 MINUTES!",he yelled stalking out.As soon as he left Tyson went into full blown fits of laughter
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
5 MINUTES LATER:
"HAHAHAHAAHAHA,OW,SHIT,FUCK YOU,BASTARD!",Tyson screamed holding his face that had a Kai's fist sized dent in it.
"Fuck a tree instead Tyson,it has no ears it would be luckier that me",Kai replied glaring before walking out the door.Ray following behind snickering,whilst Tyson's only friends Max and Kenny stayed loyally with him waiting for him to throw a stick.(j/k!)
10 MINUTES LATER EVERYONE IS IN THE COACH:
"HEY EVERYONE LETS SING A SONG!",Tyson yelled as he began.
"THIS OLD MAN HE PLAYED ONE HE PLAYED NICK NACK ON MY,ER,THUMB!.WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK GIVE A DOG A BONE,THIS OLD MAN CAME ROLLING HOME!",Tyson and nearly all of the bus sang save for a few,Kai and Ray.
2 HOURS LATER:
"THIS OLD MAN HE PLAYED THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX,HE PLAYED NICK NACK ON MY DIC-",Tyson was immediately cut off by a female teacher.
"Granger don't you dare!"
Tyson who had been singing alone since 200,shrugged and shut his mouth.Everyone cheered at the peace finally,except Ray who had his headphones of his new ipod on.
The bus skidded to halt,sending poor Kenny,who was at the front,smashing into the window,everyone roared with laughter.
"Alright maggots,OUT!",The Coach screamed and everyone hurried out save for Kai who was taking his oh-so-slow time smirking the whole time.
After being told what you could do and what you couldn't,everyone left in groups with Kai,Ray,Tyson,Max and Kenny being in one of them.Max was literally bouncing up and down in excitement saying quickly.
"I wanna see the duckies,I wanna see the duckies!",Kai merely shrugged and they all headed towards the big pond.The 4 of them stood boredly,watching the ducks as Max was throwing bread at them.He spotted Ms Kel over the over-side talking to Joseph,and Max,being love-stricken Max got jealous and pelted Joseph with a few hard pieces of bread.
"Fucking hell I'm so bored,I don't fancy watching a pair of feathered-balls on freaky legs playing leap frog in the water!",Kai complained as another duck jumped into the water.
"Actually,this is all quiet amazing and by my calculations I think this season is mating season,so if were lucky we can see the reproduction of these interesting animals",Kenny continued to ramble on and on and on and on and on and on and on.Kai rolled his eyes grabbed Kenny by the shirt and flung him into the pond.Kenny screamed and immediately started shouting,
"I can't swim,I can't swim,HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Kai chuckled evilly and walked away as some person jumped in and grabbed Kenny,who was crying like a baby.
Tyson grinned yet again as the cow gave another 'moo' and petted it no the head.Ray snorted at this and turned away looking disgusted.Tyson looked his new friend up and down before looking horrified.
"What's wrong?",Max asked.
"Oh my fucking god,what are those!",Tyson screamed pointing at the cows udders.Ray took one look at what Tyson was pointing at and started laughing hysterically.
"Hahah-Tyson you-haha-fuckwit!-haha",he gasped.Kenny and Kai just looked at him go out and Max was actually playing with the udders.
"Ugh,Max stop touching up that cow",Kai snapped looking grossed-out.
"I am not!",Max defended,he stood up and stomped towards the barn door.Ray sniggered, and Max turned to glare at him.
"What!",he yelled,he started to go red as Tyson also started to laugh and Kai seemed to smirk a little,Kenny being sensible just pointed at Max's shirt.
"EWWWW!",Max screamed and started flapping his arms around.On his shirt was a giant milk damp-patch.Still waving madly he stumbled back into the chicken pen landing on his ass as he did.There was a loud squark,Tyson stopped laughing,
"What the hell was that?",he walked over to Max and helped him up,after Max was up he looked to the floor and stared shocked.
"Holy shit,look!",he yelled and everyone came running over.There was a gasps and 'oohs' before Kai spoke up.
"Max you killed it,how could you!",Ray nodded his head in agreement,
"Yeah,you murdering fucker,that poor innocent thing lying there dead with an imprint of you ass on its body!",he screamed glaring at Max.All Max could do was look helpless as all of them,including Kenny,glared at him hissing over and over again 'murderer'.
"I-I-I-didn't mean to it was an accident",he stuttered looking at the chickes lifeless body on the floor.He started feeling scare as they all surrounded him, manical glints in their eyes,so he did the only thing he could,he screamed.
"SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!",that seemed to bring them all back to reality and they looked confused.Before they could ask what happened The Coach came barging in.
"Whats going on here then!",he roared.The boys looked at eachother then down at the chicken,they quickly bunched together,hiding it from the Coach's eyes.
"Nothing,leave us alone were trying to learn",Ray snapped.The Coach just huffed before stomping away.
"Guys,are you okay now?",he questioned and breathed a sigh of relief when they all nodded.
"Yeah,I guess,I felt like I was being posessed",Tyson said slowly.The others all nodded in agreement,as they walked out the door leaving the chicken still in sight.
A/N:WOAH CRAZY IDEA,LOL SOZ I TOOK SO LONG TO UPDATE.PLEASE REVIEW!
