A/N: God It's been so long since my last update, sorry. School was the main problem though, the homework was way to much. Plus we have just had our reports and mine wasn't exactly good so I was banned from the PC for a while. Anyway, last chapter to my first ever story, I'm so pleased with all the reviews and hits! Thank you ALL that reviewed, love you guys!
Reviewer's from last chapter:
KiraraCutie, Commando Bunny, American Ish Girl, New, Nb, I'm So Happy, Moonlightshine, Stunstar, No Name, BloOdY-JoKeR, Sophiajisu, Elves-Ate-My-Ramen.
DISCLAIMER: Baby Sweet does not own Beyblade and neither the characters of BeybladeLittle Red Riding Hood or some of the quotes fromThe Catherine Tate Show. This story is for the soul purpose to entertain YOU and something productive for ME to do, says my Mother. -.-'
The Detention Room
"Hey guys! Did you hear, Kenny's going to direct the school play... Erm what's it called again?"
"Little Red Riding Hood. Tyson." Kenny sighed. Ray gave a snort of laughter.
"Ha. Kenny couldn't direct piss into a toilet if he tried. What's this?"He held up a couple of sheets of blank paper one with only a line written on it.
"It's the script I'm writing!" Kenny yelled as he snatched it back and hugged it to his chest.
"Fucks sake Kenny, are you making out with that?" Kai asked with a brow raised. Kenny blushed and placed it back onto the table.
"MOM: You had better go to your Grandma's house young lady. She's very ill." Max read from the sheet.
"One word Kenny. Corny!" Tyson yelled. Kai meanwhile grabbed the paper and rubbed out the line and wrote something different. Ray leaned forward and read out loud.
"MOM: Don't fuck with me kid. Get your ass to your Grandma's house right now she's ill you disrespectful little twerp." Silence filled the room before Kenny shrieked.
"Are you nuts Kai! I can't put that!" Kai wasn't listening though he was already writing out the next few lines.
"Ha. Listen to this." Kai said with a smirk as he held up the paper to read.
"LRRH: Sick with what? Flu?
MOM: No you little idiot, she has... She's wasting away actually so go and make her better with a couple of bottles of vodka and some cakes.
LRRH: Okay Mom. Bye I love you, you love me?
MOM: I love Syphilis more than you. Now fuck off!"
Everyone stared at Kai before Ray started laughing hysterically. Max blushed and Tyson sniggered slowly. Kenny looked like he was going to explode.
"No way can I put that. Do you want me to be fired? It's meant to be a fairy tale, Kai. You know for young kids?" Kai snorted at that.
"Oh please, Kenny. You really believe all that ' And They All Live Happily Ever After' shit. No, so welcome to the real world!" Kai yelled waving the paper around as if to prove his point.
Just then the door opened and Mariah came running through without so much as a hello, she threw into Ray's arms.
"Hey hunny-bunny." She squealed squeezing really tight causing Ray to go blue.
"Hi Mariah." He wheezed. She suddenly let go much to his relief and turned to face the others.
"Ewww. Is that your real hair?" Mariah said pointing at Kenny. He just stared pathetically, mouth open.
"Ugh It's been like such a day. In the girl's changing room this morning, we were getting changed. Well no shit Sherlock, like anyway that Emily girl. You know the one with the ginger hair and glasses. Well like she is fucking ugly and today we like saw that she was like wearing a water bra! I was like what the fuck! Can you believe that Ray – Ray?" She finished her real quick talk to stare at him. Ray gaped at her.
"Er... No way, what a tramp." He finally said. Mariah nodded thoughtfully.
"Anyway I like have to go like now. Bye hunny!"She kissed him on the cheek before zooming out of the room.
"Well that was like weird." Tyson joked. Ray glared at him. Then suddenly smirked.
"Hey Tyson. How are you and Hilary getting on?" Tyson spluttered.
"Whaaaa? Oh, oh, OH! Right well were doing good... Yeah."
"That's cool, It's just that Zeo happens to be very upset to learn that you ' bat for the other side ' if you know what I mean?" Tyson flushed bright red.
"Hey guys, we have this French exchange student. I think he's down the hall shall I go and get him?" Max piped up.
"Hell yeah! It'll be fun." Kai smirked again. Max nodded and ran off. He came back a few minutes later with a small guy, think Oliver, but uglier.
"None of us know French guys, what are we meant to say?" Kenny said looking around.
"Ooooh, ooooh I know something!" Max bounced around to face the poor boy.
"Bonjour(1)!" The French boy looked scared.
"Où je suis ! Vous m'avez pris pourquoi loin des enseignants agréables. S'il vous plaît ne pas me blesser!"(2) The boy yelled in fear. The others stared in confusion.
"Ummm... Bonjour?" Tyson said again.
"Pfffttt whatever he doesn't understand." Ray growled taking out the earphones of his iPod. Seeing this the French boy screamed again and pointed at Ray.
" Ne pas me tuer s'il vous plaît ! Avoir la pitié, avoir la pitié!" (3) Kai covered his ears and Max grabbed the French boy in a panic and threw him out the door.
"Yeah run away you Nazi bastard!" Tyson yelled. Kai growled and smacked the back of Tyson's head.
"Nazi Tyson? Please do everyone a favour and shut the fuck up. It'll save you some breath, which is good considering your size..." He trailed off.
Tyson gaped, but then smiled.
"Am I bothered?"
"I don't know, I would though"
"I ain't bothered though"
"OK then whatever you say-"
"But I'm not though"
"Good for you"
"Does my face look bothered?"
"Well-"
"Face. Bothered"
No not really"
"Face"
OK I get it!
"I AIN'T BOTHERED!" Tyson screamed into a shocked Kai's face.
"Dude. Chill out." Ray said.
A/N: Well there you have it folks! Tyson finally got one over on Kai.
For the French quotes of what the boy was saying:( I think there right it's what the translator told me anyway, my French is crap.)
(1) Hello
(2)"Where I am! Why did you take me away from the nice teachers. Please don't hurt me!
(3)"Do not kill me please! Have pity, have pity!"
It's been fun writing this and again I thank all who have reviewed!
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