Disclaimer : I don't own the ducks and I suck at this stuff

I have to hurry this up because next week I have a cruise and I'm going to be…eh….and school starts on the seventh…so blurgh…

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Dirty Little Secret

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Julie's PoV

So bored. That's all I can say. I'm just sitting here in this stupid English class. I mean, English was all fun and all when I was younger, but as soon as I hit sixth grade, man, did I get bored I what. I have a tendency to fall asleep in English…and not any other subjects. Chemicals in Science keep you awake, a lot of people fall asleep in History, P.E. keeps you wired, I don't know why I fall asleep in English.

I looked at the clock as saw that it was almost the end of the school day.

"C'mon…c'mon…" I said under my breath. Then the worst thing happened to me, I got called on.

"Miss Gaffney, what is-" my teacher said, but soon got cut off by the bell. Ch'yea!

I packed my books, got up and walked to the door. I met up with Russ, Dwayne, and Portman.

"Girl, you are so lucky. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression, "Saved by the Bell!" Russ said as he slapped my shoulder.

"She kept on calling on me…ME! Can you believe it? It's like…she's obsessed with me or something.." Dean said.

"Psh..yea right.. Highly doubt that," I said as I rolled my eyes.

"Hey guys, you want to go somewhere with the other fellow ducks?" Dwayne asked.

"Sure…I have nothing better to do," Portman replied.

"Ditto," Russ said.

"Can't. Meeting up with Scooter," I declined.

"Are you going to do something with him?" Portman asked smirking.

"Oh yea…I'm going to go to his dorm and we're going to make out and then we're going move on to other heated things and make sure everybody hears us…" I said as I rolled my eyes. That's sooooo Portman.

"A guy can't know?" he chuckled.

"He wants to tell me something, you retard."

"What does he want to tell you?" Dwayne asked.

"Uhm…I don't know…that he doesn't have a ding dong?"

"Seriously?"

Russ shook his head. Typical Dwayne. Good thing we all love him.

"She was being sarcastic, Dwayne," he said.

"Are you sure? I was about to say…" Dwayne sighed in relief.

"And boys and boys, girls and girls, cannot make babies. WHEW!" Portman said as he pretended he wiped off sweat with the back of his hand. We all just laughed.

"I'll see you guys later!" I said as I walked to my dorm and they walked to theirs.

"Julie!"

I turned around and saw Connie running up to me. She still looked the same. I thought she was going to be like every girl after a breakup, sweats, hair up and all. Eh…I don't want to be like that. It makes you even more miserable. She stopped in front of me and started walking beside me.

"The boys and I are going the movies, Dunkin Donuts, and the arcade. They told me you couldn't come because of Scooter?" She asked with an eyebrow arched.

"Well, yea," I just mainly said.

"Julie….I like Scooter and all, as a friend of course, but…don't you think he's kind of controlling?" Connie asked with caution.

"I was thinking that…a week ago when I realized I couldn't go hang out with you guys," I replied. "But I'm not going to break up with him, Conster."

"You love him don't you?"

"I guess. But not sure. He doesn't show it back. But that's fine with me. Guys aren't that great with commitments."

"Okay…what do you want from Dunkin Donuts?" she asked changing the subject.

"Caramel iced latte and a cream cheese bagel. I'll carry your bag back," I offered.

"Thanks. I'll be back at 9 to give you your food," she said looking at her watch. She gave me her bag, said goodbye, and ran off.

It took me awhile to get to my dorm building. I went into my room and dropped the bags and went outside to the parking lot. I got in my car (use your imagination…not that great with cars…a'ight?) started it, and drove to the college Scooter goes to.

At the college

I drove around trying to figure which building Scooter is in. Of course all college campuses are huge, but somehow, I manage to get lost. Is that normal? I couldn't even remember the name of his building! Some girlfriend I am. Then I remembered that his building was one the left side of the school. So I drove to the school. It's the biggest one, right? I couldn't even find that building. Damn this campus.

I drove for what seemed like hours until I found his building. I parked and ran inside. I went to the floor he was on and walked down the end of the hall. His room was at the end. I went up to his door and got out my key. Hah..good thing I have my key.

I was about to put the key in the lock when I heard noises. I put my ear against it and it sounded like…what I think it is? I opened the door to find Scooter in the bed with…WHAT THE FUCK? RILEY! I turned around and started walking towards the stairs.

"JULIE! WAIT!" Scooter called out. He came up to me with only just pants on. "I can explain!"

He put his hand on my shoulder and turned me around.

"Well..you could've told me first when I walked in on you!" I said calmly.

"You're not mad at…all? What the…" Scooter said.

"Well mad at the fact that you were sleeping with another guy, and the fact you didn't tell me, but, I'm just happy for you that you found…a guy…" I replied. It sounded so weird to say that.

"Thanks Julie. But you can't tell anybody…but considering that we just broke up, you HAVE to tell somebody…so…tell Adam," he said.

"Why Adam?"

"He's nice and he's quiet. He keeps secrets nicely."

"But you have to find me a guy!"

"Don't worry! You'll find a guy!"

"What if I don't? You have to tell me which ones are hot! Or else I'll take your gay magazines away!"

"And this is when the quote from the Spiderman movie comes…"

"What?"

"In terms you'll understand. "He had always been standing in your doorway." It's a nice quote."

"Not getting you…"

"You'll find him on your own! NOW GO!" He turned me around and pushed me towards the stairs. "FIND YOUR DREAM MAN!"

"Like I will today!" I called back.

Wow…I have…a gay friend! This is so fucking awesome! But I can only tell Adam though. And that's gay. I got out of the building and into my car. I looked at my watch and saw it was 8. They're probably at Dunkin Donuts.

So, I drove to Dunkin Donuts that we always go to. Seeing that they're still at the movies, I decided to wait for them. I don't think I want Dunkin Donuts…I want Friendly's.

I got out of my car and decided to go inside. I sat down at the nearest table and put my head down and slept.

"Julie….Julie…."

"Mhhphmm," was all I said and I moved my head to a more comfortable spot.

"Julie, there's a spider on your head." Like I'll fall for that.

Then someone started tickling me. And I'm very ticklish. I screamed and smacked the person's head with my head. Ooh..the pain.

"Jeez, Jules, what's your problem…."

I rubbed my head and saw that it was Adam. Time to tell him. But, in private.

"Sorry Adam," I apologized.

"Julie..what are you doing here? I thought you would be with Scooter?" Charlie asked.

"Did he like, dump you or something?" Goldberg asked. "You know, when girls get dumped, they like, eat a lot of something. How many donuts do you want?"

I smacked his head with my free hand. I thought he already gave up.

"That's Homecoming, Goldberg.." Connie said as she rolled her eyes.

"So…what happened?" Fulton asked.

"Give us the dirty details!" Portman smirked.

"Don't you mean, "gory" details? Considering that she got dumped!" Averman stated.

"And how do you know for sure she got dumped?" Portman said.

"Well, she wouldn't be here if she DIDN'T get dumped," Ken said.

"How about, she dumped HIM instead!" Russ argued.

"She wouldn't dump him! She loves him!" Connie teased me on the "She loves him!" part. With emphasis in the word loves and a bit of sarcasm.

"Guys…Guys…" Guy said, but they barely heard him. Everybody was arguing over who dumped who. I was just sitting here, looking at them for entertainment.

"GUYS!" Adam yelled over them. They all stopped. It's funny when they argue. They become like animals. And they start pulling hair, scratching each other, and then they forget what they're arguing about and become like ninjas.

"What, Adam? We're discussing a VERY important issue here!" Averman said.

"How about, we hear the woman out?" Adam said with a little bit of annoyance in his voice.

"Gotta learn to speak up…" Guy said to himself.

And now…all the attention was on me.

"We broke up. What's there to say?" was all I said.

"Did he break it off with you, or did you break it off with him?" Goldberg asked.

"We broke up…TOGETHER!"

"And you're not sad…at the fact?" Charlie asked.

"Nah…Can we get something to eat? Cause I'm starving."

"Uh-huh….." they all said. They all walked up to the counter except for Adam.

"You sure you're okay?" he asked.

"Well, yea…but….don't tell anyone about this…because Scooter let me to tell you and nobody else…" I almost whispered. He arched his eyebrow.

"He's….well…gay…"

He coughed. Was that a good sign? Probably not.

"I always knew he was somehow gay…." He muttered.

"Eh…at least we have a gay friend!" I smiled.

"Right…..of course you shouldn't be afraid….He's with Riley…right?"

"How'd you know?"

"Pretty obvious…the way they look at each other."

"GO ADAM!"

We looked and saw it was Charlie and Guy. I wonder what they meant. Connie then punched the two in the stomachs.

"Uhm…I think we should….order….get our food…yea…" Adam mumbled.

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