Disclaimer : I don't own the duck or Disney….

I had a creepy dream last night….well..not creepy…just….strange….

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Best of You

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Charlie was the first one to get dressed. He went downstairs and waited for the others. Adam then came down, wearing something not..Adamish. He was wearing a black dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and jeans.

"Whoa… Adam… that's like…. Not Adam…" Charlie said.

"That's nice…" Adam muttered.

Then Ken came down. He was wearing the exact same thing as Adam, except his dress shirt was striped with blue, light blue, and light purple.

"Oh hell no," Ken said as he looked at Adam.

"You've got to be kidding me… I was wearing this first!" Adam said.

"You mean, it's the first time you're wearing it," Ken mumbled.

"Oh shut up. I look better than you.."

"Nah… not really… 'sides… I always wear this.. or something like it…"

Then Luis came down wearing also the exact same thing, except it was pink.

"Jeez, how many of you are going to wear dress shirts?" Charlie thought out loud.

"You boys better take off those things, because only one of us can wear it," Luis said.

"Yeah, right. If you think you look sexy, you don't…." Ken commented.

"I agree… I think I'm the sexiest," Adam said nodding his head.

"No, I'm the sexiest!" Ken argued.

Then they argued about who's sexier than who. The rest of the boys came down by now. Then Charlie got tired.

"Okay..." Charlie said as he broke up the argument. "You guys are all sexy beast and you're not wearing the exact same thing, right?"

The three boys looked down at their white shoes. It looked like they were triplets, except in different colors.

"These are Nikes," Ken said.

"Addidas," Adam muttered.

"Reeboks," Luis said in a pa-cha way.

"Okay, see? Not wearing the exact same thing," Charlie concluded.

"Are the girls down yet? Because I'm starving," Goldberg said.

"I'm sorry Goldberg. My parents like…put this security thing on the fridge, so, uhm, only people that live in this house can like open it, but guests, uhm, when they touch it, you, uh, kinda get shocked….I'm just warning ya…" Adam stuttered.

"Right…" whimpered Goldberg.

"You know who I think is a sexy beast?" Averman said out of nowhere. "Pikachu."

"Nah…I think that monkey in "Dora the Explorer" is a sexy beast," Charlie said.

"BARNEY IS A SUPER SEXY BEAST!" Portman shouted.

"That purple dinosaur?" Fulton asked.

"Yeah."

"I heard the dude who was Barney died."

They were talking about sexy beasts and they didn't notice they didn't notice the girls come down.

They looked like girls, but, they don't want to. Julie was wearing white capris, a brown tank top shirt with a V, a ghetto hat, and those shoes that are white and have black elastic (those are awesome shoes… people at dance wear those things all the time… but not anymore). Connie was wearing a strapless black shirt that flared out at the bottom, jeans, fingerless gloves that reached up a little bit over the shoulder, and converses. And they wore makeup that they usually wore : eyeliner, and mascara.

They saw that the boys didn't see them. Julie made a hand motion for Adam's car keys, and Connie nodded. She was walking quietly over the keys and she was about make a grab for them except when Portman saw her.

"HEY! THEY'RE DOWN!" Portman shouted.

Julie then covered the keys with her hand, put her free hand on her hip, and it looked like she was leaning on the table.

"Oh…. Uhm.. Jules, I forgot something. Can you come upstairs with me?" Connie thought of quickly.

"Sure!" Julie said. She then grabbed the keys and nobody noticed.

"Okay… Might as well wait for them again," Ken said.

"Well we have to. It would be inpolite to if we didn't," Dwayne stated.

"It's impolite, Dwayne," Russ corrected.

Meanwhile with the girls

"Thanks Connie. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been able to get them," Julie thanked Connie.

"No problem. So… how are we going to get down?" Connie asked as they walked into their room.

Julie went to the window and got outside, and then said "We jump."

"What?" Connie freaked out. "Are you crazy? We might die!"

"Chill, Connie. We're only on the second floor, c'mon!"

Connie got out side the window, and closed it.

"Ready?" Julie asked.

"Like I am," Connie said.

"On 3….. 3!" Julie said as she jumped.

"What? Oh forget you," and Connie jumped.

They landed on their feet. They ran to Adam's car, which was open-hooded.

"That car could get stolen with its hood down," Julie stated as she got inside the driver's seat.

"Which it is right now," Connie smirked as she got into the passenger's seat.

They put on their seatbelts and Julie turned on the car. She drove out of the driveway, and then started driving in to their destination.

"Shouldn't we beep?" Connie asked.

"Nah…"

The club was an hour away. When they got there, they parked, and put the hood up, and made sure it wouldn't get stolen. They went inside and saw a lot of people dancing, a bar, table with food, a dj, a lot of platforms with people dancing, and saw people from their school celebrating.

"OH YEA!" The girls shouted. They, too, started dancing.

Meanwhile...

"Man, it's already been an hour!" Portman whined.

"How about we go upstairs and find them?" Charlie suggested.

Everybody went upstairs and into the girls room.

"WAIT!" Dwayne said. "We should knock."

So Charlie knocked. No answer. Charlie opened the door and saw no one.

"Check the other rooms," he ordered.

They checked the other rooms, but couldn't find them. They went downstairs.

"Okay, guys, this isn't funny," Luis whimpered.

"Are you somehow, scared, my friend?" Averman said as he put an arm around his shoulders. "Because, we're going to die…. Yea… die."

"Shut up Averman," Luis said.

"I'm just warning ya! They could've watched, "the tape"."

"There's no way that tape's real," Fulton said.

"Didn't you know it was based on a "true story"? There HAS to be a tape! I think they watched it!"

"Wouldn't we have found their bodies right now?" Guy pointed out.

"What if the girl took them as hostages and left no trace of blood?"

"How about, after seven days is up, she KILLS them!"

"OH SHIT!" Adam screamed.

"What?" Charlie asked.

Adam was pale and was whimpering.

"SEE? It's the tapes effects!" Averman said nodding his head.

"They took the car keys…my car keys…" Adam said.

"So much for "the tape" theory," Goldberg said as he patted Averman's back.

"Okay…. Since the took the car keys… they… LEFT WITHOUT US? Oh my god!" Ken concluded.

"Might as well go to the club, now," Charlie suggested.

"The girls might have gotten drunk by now," Luis said.

"And might be…. Taken advantage of…." Ken said.

"WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?" Adam and Guy shouted as they ran outside and into the car.

"Nice Ken, make them even more worried," Russ said as he slapped his back.

"It's partly Luis's fault!" Ken defended himself.

They all got into the cars and drove to the club. When the got there, they parked and ran inside the club.

"Split up!" Charlie shouted over the loud music.

They all went in different directions. Goldberg went to the table with food, Fulton and Portman went to the bar, Luis and Ken were dancing with chicks, Russ was dancing too, Dwayne was just standing there looking around, Averman was just walking around and then he stood next to the dj, while Charlie, Guy, and Adam were looking for the girls. But Sadly, Charlie kind of get tempted by a girl and started dancing with her.

"Omigosh.. they're here…" Connie said as she pointed each of them out to Julie.

"Just keep dancing," Julie said.

Then Guy and Adam found them.

"Hey! What's up?" Julie said.

Then Adam put his hand out.

"Oh… yea…." Julie said as she took the keys out of her pocket and put them in his hand.

"C'mon! Let's dance!" Julie said as she was dancing with Adam, and Connie was dancing with Guy.

"Hey Adam!" a girl said. It was Lucinda, a girl from Eden Hall. "Let's dance."

With that she took him and started dancing with him.

"Excuse, I was dancing with him first," Julie said nicely.

"Get away, bitch," she said.

"Oh I'll show you who's a bitch," Julie said. She then took Connie and started dancing.

"You think you could be sexy? Ugh…" Lucinda said. She did the same thing with her friend.

Then everybody back away.

"BATTLE!" the dj screamed. Then he put on the song "Make Her Feel Good".

Then Julie and Connie started dancing. They had a little routine to this song. It went back and forth. Everybody was cheering for both teams. After the song was over, no one won. Then Julie called Luis, Ken, and Russ.

"LOSE CONTROL!" Julie called out to the dj. Then the dj put the song on.

They were doing the dance exactly from the video. They were bored one day.. so.. what could they do? After the song was over, the crowd was cheering for them loudly. Then the girls walked away. The five of them gave each other high-fives.

"Time to celebrate!" Connie said as they walked to the bar.

They drank a lot. Connie and Julie were wasted, while the guys held it. The girls wandered off while the guys didn't notice.

"Hey sweetie," two guys came up to them. "Wanna dance?"

"Sure!" Connie and Julie said.

Julie had one guy, Connie had the other. They were dancing and the guys were "feeling" the girls' bodies. Then the girls stopped. Somehow, they still had a mind.

"Oh come on, we're not going to hurt you," the boys said as the took them outside.

"Stop it!" Julie whimpered.

They started kissing their necks. Somehow, sense kicked back into them. Maybe they weren't wasted. They kicked them in their area, and ran away, but the boys caught up to them.

Meanwhile

"Where's Connie?" Charlie wondered out loud.

"Jules?" Adam called out.

"Guy?" Charlie looked around.

Outside

"Get off of them!" Guy said as he pushed the boys off.

"Get out of our way pretty boy!" The guy pushed him.

"Hey! Don't push him!" She said as she stood in front of Guy.

"Oh? And what are you going to do about it?" the dude sneered.

The other dude took Julie, but then earned a punch from Guy.

"GUY!"

Everybody looked and saw Charlie and Adam.

"Reinforcements, eh? This is going to be fun."

"Come on guys," Charlie said as he motioned for Guy, Connie and Julie to walk away.

"You're not leaving," They said as they grabbed the girls' hands, and they screamed in pain.

"Stop it!" Adam said as he punched one guy. And then a fight broke between Adam and guy, and Guy and guy.

"ADAM!" Julie shouted.

Charlie got into the middle and broke it up.

"How about you guys fuck someone else? I'm pretty sure it will end up with the same result," Charlie said.

Then the ducks walked to the car.

"We're going home?" Connie asked.

"Yeah, whether you like it or not. You girls have to be home," Adam said as got inside.

The girls got inside with dull faces. It was quiet on the drive home. The other ducks were still partying, and they're pretty sure, Dwayne, or Ken, or Russ have to be the ones driving the others home.

When the got home, the girls and Charlie just went upstairs, and Adam and Guy got a first aid kit to take care of their wounds. Then they went upstairs and fell asleep, literally.

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I'm hungry..