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Random fact: Chad Michael Murray kissed the two rivals, Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, in different movies.

Okay… I have a problem with missing letters of words or words. So… yea.. don't mind me!

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Just the Girl

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Charlie Conway was walking around Princeton Campus. He knows where he is going, or so he thought. He then saw a girl looking at something. He went up to her.

"Excuse me," Charlie said as the girl looked up. "Can you tell me where, this is?"

He pointed at something on the map.

"Sure, you can just go all the way straight," the girl said sarcastically.

"I'm just asking. Something called being polite?"

"Well, there's something called common sense."

Charlie raised an eyebrow.

"Wouldn't a sophie, junior, or a senior know where they're going?"

Charlie nodded.

"Well, am I a sophie, junior, or a senior?"

Charlie shook his head.

"That's right! I'm a fucking freshman you fucking retard."

"You don't have to be so rude about it," Charlie finally said.

"How would you feel if someone came up to you and said 'Excuse me, where's New York City?'"

"I would say 'I don't live near there. I'm sorry.' And then I would walk away."

"Yeah, right."

"It's the truth. How about you start being nice by saying your name."

"Mahatma Gandhi."

"No, he died a long time ago and he was Indian."

"Native American, idiot."

"Whatever. Just say the truth."

The girl stood there looking annoyed and was looking around. She then sighed and she stuck her hand out and put a smirk on.

"Linda."

Charlie smiled and shook her hand.

"Charlie. Nice to meet you."

"Yeah, it was nice meeting you."

She then took her hand away and started walking away. Charlie rolled his eyes and started walking wherever. He then heard some argueing going on.

"Look! It was Jason's fault!"

"No! Mother Nature's fault!"

"Jason made that big crack in the earth!"

"No! Mother Nature's building of ice just started to crumble!"

"I think it is Jason's fault."

"SEE! Fulton agrees with me."

"WAS, Fulton! The loud music went to his head!"

Charlie saw Averman, Fulton, and Portman walking. He then walked up to them and said, "I think it was Jason."

"Hah!" Portman huffed in Averman's face. Averman just muttered whatever.

"So! What is our duck captain doing here at a time like this?" Fulton said as he put his arm around Charlie.

"I'm going to college here."

"No way!"

"All right!"

Then the Bash Brothers were giving each other noogies.

"I can't find my building though," Charlie said to Averman.

"Which building is it?" Averman asked.

"Can't pronounce it."

He then showed him a piece of paper with the name of the building.

"That's where we're staying, too!"

"Could you show me?"

"Use your common sense."

Charlie turned around and saw Linda.

"Can't you see that they have their stuff with them? Jeez… You have no common sense at all."

"How about you have no politeness at all, that's why you have no friends! Or, are you trying to be with the "bad people" group?"

"Fuck you, Charlie."

"I'd be glad if you did."

"You want me to?"

Linda was nose to nose with Charlie.

"No. I bet you can't even do it. You look like a virgin."

"And so do you, you fucking jock."

She then turned around and walked away.

"New girlfriend, Charlie? Or first girlfriend, I should say?" Averman said.

"No…" Charlie blushed.

"Someone's blushing!" Portman teased.

"You know, I wouldn't go out with her. She's a bad bitch," Fulton nodded his head.

"No duh," Charlie said. "But, there has to be a reason she's acting like that. And I'm going to make her open up to me."

"Wow… talk about "Cold-Heart Bitch", man," Averman said.

"Yeah… whatever."

They kept walking and talking and arguing about movies when they bumped into two very specific people.

"Yo, watch it you mother-OW!"

"Don't make me wash your mouth with soap."

"Uhm… no greetings?" Averman said sarcastically.

"Hey guys!" Julie said as she hugged everybody as Adam did too, in that 'jockish' way.

"So, you guys are going here, too?" Julie asked.

"Common sense, Julie," Portman said, while winking at Charlie. Charlie then pushed Portman.

"Let's just say they go here, Jules," Adam said to Julie.

"Adam, we need to talk," Charlie said in a sing song voice. He grabbed Adam's arm and walked away from the group as far as possible so they can't hear.

"So… did you do anything?" Charlie asked with a raised eyebrow.

"What?" Adam was so clueless.

"Oh come on! You've been here with "the girl of your dreams" and you didn't do anything?"

"Uhm…."

"Spit it out!"

"I.. just held her.."

"That's it? You didn't tell her?"

"I don't want to.."

"Why? You want her to find another boyfriend?"

"I… huh?"

Adam wasn't looking at Charlie anymore. He was looking behind him. Charlie turned around and saw Linda looking their way.

"Trouble in paradise, Charlie's friend? It seems you found your building, Charlie," Linda said.

"There's no trouble in paradise and there's no paradise either, so why don't you just stop stalking me and leave me alone!" Charlie seethed.

"Stalking you? You're the one who's been following me around! I suppose you want to ask me out, or something…"

Charlie then blushed. Adam saw him blushing and coughed.

"Oh, I need to show you to your.. room!" Adam said changing the subject.

He then grabbed Charlie's arm and walked away from Linda towards the building. The group was already inside.

"I think it's 115," Charlie said.

"That's my room. Looks like we're roommates," Adam said quickly.

He opened the door and saw Guy sleeping on the bed.

"Looks like we're all roommates."

Charlie put his stuff down on the last bed. He turned around and saw Adam waking Guy up.

"Yo, Guy…" Adam whispered.

Guy rolled over.

"Guy….. Connie is going out with someone…"

"Eh?" Guy's eyes shot open. He sat up slowly and rubbed his eyes and yawned.

"What's up?" He finally said.

"Charlie has a girlfriend," Adam cut off Charlie.

"Finally!"

"She's a bitch.."

"What's your problem, Charlie?"

"She's not my girlfriend," Charlie stated.

"Only Charlie would go for the bad girls," Guy smirked.

Charlie rolled his eyes at him.

"Let's just go outside and walk around. Adam can show us the way," Charlie changed the subject.

They went outside their room and saw Linda at the stairs, reading a piece of paper.

"It's fate, Charlie," Adam said as he slapped his back.

"Honestly, she looks like Connie," Guy said.

"Just walk by quietly, guys," Charlie whispered.

They were just walking past her when she stopped them.

"Trying to hide from me, Charlie?" Linda said. "Looks like you found another of your friends."

"Yes, and yes. Because you're a scary person," Charlie said as he walked down the stairs. The two boys followed.

"Why don't you be a man, Charlie, and ask me out!" Linda called out.

"Why don't you be a lady and be nice and I will!"

"I agree with Linda," Adam teased.

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