Disclaimer : I don't own the ducks or Disney…

Jesus Christ people! Be patient! I'm eh… working on it…. Eh… uhm…. can't anybody figure out what's so familiar about these titles!..

I just want to say something. I have these weird dreams when I was young that Maculuay… I don't know …. Culkin was in the movies, all three, and James was on the team in the third one. It was so strange and then they came back like…. Yesterday… It was a dream the James and his brother I think they were throwing snowballs at… Culkin but they didn't know who it was. They thought it was the varsity. And somehow, Culkin got a bloody beating…. Also, there was another part to this dream, but I'm putting it in here….

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The Transition

As the days go by,

The memories remain

I'll wait for you

As the days go by,

The memories remain

I won't let go

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First day of school. All the ducks had a big reunion the day before. And they said it was all Bombay. Or rather Charlie said and then peer pressure hit them. And it was like in Eden Hall. They wondered whether the captain was gay, metro, mean, nice, crippled, etc. Very harsh thoughts.

Most of them had classes together. Charlie had a class with Linda and he noticed that he kept on looking at her and he somehow could feel her eyes bore into his aura, or something like that. Then, hockey practice came.

They brought their gear to the arena, and saw that it was empty. So they decided to go to the locker room until Captain Ducky stopped them.

"Hey guys!" Charlie called out.

"Charlie, if we want to make a first good impression on the next "Captain Blood", I suggest we get ready early, and start practicing," Goldberg said while nodding his head.

"Yeah, but, there's a note."

"Well, read it, dorkface," Portman said. "Common sense, Charlie!"

Charlie rolled his eyes at Portman while everybody laughed. The others were informed of Linda.

Charlie took the note and began reading it out loud.

"Hockey Team, Meet at the Lake ASAP. Coach."

"Lake? I see no point of going to the lake unless he iced it…." Russ said.

"Hey… it's Coach… what can we do about this guy…" Charlie said. "Let's go!"

Lake

"Okay… does anybody see a coach here? Because I don't…" Fulton said.

"Maybe he's invisible… or he drowned in the lake…." Ken cackled.

"That's very harsh, Ken…." Russ said.

"I was trash-talking…. Wasn't I?"

"No, Ken. That's wishing somebody was dead."

"Hello, Ducks."

The ducks turned around and saw a dude that look like he was in his…. Early 20s.

"I'm Coach Benedict," he said and then started pacing while looking at them. "You're probably wondering what we're doing here. You see that boat?"

He pointed at a boat which looks like it could fit anything. They all nodded.

"You're all going to get in that one boat. You have to work together in order to contain balance," he said.

"What is this? Ninja training? I have no chi!" Averman complained.

"As I said, you're going to work together!" Coach said, ignoring Averman's complaint.

"You're all going to stand, and have to work together to be balanced, to be as one."

"Does this sound familiar?" Adam whispered to Connie.

"Yea… I bet he's going to go Captain Blood on us, when we get tied or lose a game.." she whispered back.

"You two! Do you want to add anything?" Coach called out, spotting Connie and Adam.

"Uhm…" Connie was trying to think of something.

"It is important that we work together!" Adam replied. His eyes shifted left and right.

"Just because you're the star player doesn't make you the favorite," Coach said. "Now get in that boat!"

Everybody got in the boat and the Coach pushed them out to… not to sea… just… to the middle of the lake. And the lake was pretty big.

"You're stepping on my foot!" Fulton bellowed at someone.

"Sorry, there partner," Dwayne muttered.

"WHO THE HELL IS GRABBING MY ASS!" Julie screamed.

"Adam… was that you?" Guy snickered. He was quickly smacked by Connie.

"Uhm… no…." Adam said looking around.

"IT WAS ME!"

They all turned around and saw this kid, but they expected it to be Portman, considering he always says that when something smells.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!" Portman screamed.

"PERV!" Julie yelled.

"GET HIM OFF THE BOAT!" Russ called out.

Ken and Averman grabbed him but then he karate chopped them, or smacked them in the face. And they lost their balance. It's a good thing that Russ and Dwayne held them. Then the bash brothers took the kid and threw him off the boat. The kid started screaming and swam quickly to shore. He ran off to the woods.

"Okay… Can we get off this boat now?" Charlie asked.

He looked to see nobody on shore in sight.

"Coach?" He called out.

"So… he left us here to survive? THIS IS PURE HELL!" Luis screamed.

Somehow the balance shifted. Connie fell on Guy and noticed that their faces were very close. Connie regained her balance and pretended nothing happened. Guy just sighed.

"Okay. We have to paddle back to shore…" Adam suggested.

"NO! I don't want my hand to get eaten by a shark! I use them for eating!" Goldberg said.

"Goldberg, there ARE no sharks here!" Russ reassured.

"Piranhas then!"

"There are no Piranhas!"

"Fish with teeth!"

"Fish have no teeth!"

"Will you guys just shut up? We're in the middle of the lake!" Portman yelled.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COACH?" Charlie lost his temper.

Arena

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THE DUCKS?" Coach Benedict roared. The real one to be exact.

Lake

"We're going to get sucked into a whirling vortex!" Ken screamed.

"Yo! Stop becoming like Averman!" Guy said.

"I'm not! I'm just freaked out. That's all…." Ken whimpered.

"What is this? Survivor?" Julie called out. "I say we jump out of the boat swim back!"

"NO!" Goldberg screamed and everybody lost their balance.

"OH SHIT!" Connie screamed. Guy grabbed her hand and they all fell into the lake.

Everybody gasped for air.

"Does everybody know how to swim?" Charlie called out.

"AHH! HELP ME!" Russ said waving his arms around his head. "Of course, son!"

"Well, we'll find out," Luis said.

They all swam back to shore. Heck. They didn't know how far shore was. And they didn't know how deep the lake was. Everybody started getting cramps.

"Come on people! We're almost there!" Charlie yelled.

"I'm dying, Charlie!" Averman said.

"Suck it up!"

"Easy for you to say!"

"So are you saying that the girls are stronger than you? I mean, they're sucking it up!"

"I'm sucking it up! I am, I am, I AM!"

They finally reached the shore. Everybody was so happy. Guy looked at Connie and noticed something different.

"Connie, what is that on your neck? Cause, last time I checked, you didn't have a mole that huge," Guy said.

Connie touched the "mole". Her eyes widened. She took the "mole" off. She started screaming.

"LEECHES!" Luis screamed.

Everybody was screaming. What a leech fest. That sucks totally. They all took their shirts off and knocked the leeches off of them. The girls really didn't care that they took their shirts off. Least they had a sports bra. Everybody took their pants off and pushed them off.

"Why are you girls wearing boxers?" Dwayne noticed.

"They're really comfortable," Connie said.

"Oh…"

The two stood there for awhile and then they started screaming about the leeches.

Everybody got the leeches off. Well most of them. Adam reached into his boxers and pulled out a leech. He fainted. Julie reached into her bra and pulled out one. She fainted too. Connie reached into her "boxers" and pulled out one. Instead of fainting, she screamed.

"I LOST MY VIRGINITY!" Connie screamed. "I'm not going to have children!"

"Relax, Connie. You didn't lose your virginity," Guy comforted her.

"THE FUCKING LEECH WAS IN MY BOXERS!"

"So? A leech was in Adam's boxers."

"Oh wait… it wasn't near the-"

"WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" Averman cut off.

"Dude, she could've said babymaker or something..." Fulton said.

"MY EARS ARE VIRGINS!" Averman screamed covering his ears.

"So… only sex words don't appeal to your ears?" Guy asked.

"YES! I CAN TAKE CURSE WORDS! BUT I CAN'T TAKE SEX!"

"But dude… you just said sex… and your ears must've heard some noises before… so… that makes your ears… not virgins.. Technically," Portman stated.

"What happened?" Adam and Julie seemed to have woke up.

"Nothing happened…" Charlie said.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?"

The team turned around and saw a man in his early 30s.

"PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!" he screamed.

"WE WILL UNLESS YOU TELL US WHO YOU ARE!" Charlie yelled back.

"I'M COACH BENEDICT!"

"Yea right.. I bet he's another fake.." Julie said.

"What was that young lady?"

"You can't scare me with that tone!" Julie yelled.

"Don't make me give you 50 laps around the rink!"

"I'd like to see you try!"

"Jules… stop it…" Adam said.

"He's not the coach! Trust me!"

Then Coach Benedict came up to her and said, "How about 100 pushups?"

Julie winced. It was the real coach.

"I mean, you're the real coach! Please don't give pushups, uhm, sir!"

"All right. I won't give you pushups if you explain to me what happened!"

"Well… On the door of the rink, there was a paper that said… uh…"

"Hockey Team, Meet at the Lake ASAP. Coach," Averman said.

"Did I ask you?" Coach said.

"No sir…"

"Yea. It said that. So we went here and there was… Coach Benedict. Or someone that imposed you, sir. And uhm, he told us to get in that boat," Julie said as she pointed at the boat which was now turned over. "And to be balanced… work together to contain that balance. And then when we got into the middle of the lake, the coach somehow… uh, disappeared. Yea…. And then we were arguing and then somehow, we lost our balance and fell into the lake. We swam to shore… and uhm… We got on shore, and uhm… Guy noticed there was a leech on Connie's neck and then we started screaming and we took our clothes off the get the leeches off… uh… sir… and that's the story….. sir…"

"Thank you. I suppose you're Julie. You don't get to do pushups," Coach said. "There's no practice today, since practice is over… uhm… do something…. Have fun…. Play hockey…. Just have fun today… all right?"

Everybody nodded and the Coach ran off.

"Okay… who's up for movies?" Russ yelled.

Movies

Everybody got together. Blah blah. Goldberg got a lot of snacks, Ken and Averman were fighting over which movie to watch, and then everybody pitched in. So, they decided to watch…. Duhn duhn duhn dohn! A dvd. Moulin Rouge, baby. Actually, Ken, Charlie, Connie, Julie, Luis, Guy and Averman wanted to watch that movie. So that makes majority rules. Ch'yea.

They all got comfortable in the common room (harry potter…. I don't know what it's called!). Some people passed by and stood there watching the movie and left, others just passed by and said freshman and shook their heads. Connie and Guy were sitting next to each other on the floor, away from the group.

"Remember when we first watched this movie?" Connie whispered.

"Yeah… it was our first date… wasn't it?" Guy whispered back.

"Yeah… then we argued whether we wanted to name our children Setine or Christian… or something like that…"

"Yeah… and then you chased me around the park because I stole your wallet."

"And then I caught up to you.. and we were close.."

"And then I kissed you.."

They looked at each other for awhile. They were leaning towards each other until Connie looked down.

"Connie, what's wrong?"

"I can't, Guy!"

"Why are you so afraid?"

"Because…."

Guy looked at her.

"Because I'm afraid I'll hurt you…"

"Most likely the other way around…"

"Fine! I'm afraid of getting hurt, Guy! I'm very sensitive."

"What makes you think I hurt you?"

"The fact that you aren't reliable!"

"Just because I stood you up, doesn't mean I hurt you."

"What happens if you forget our anniversary? My birthday? Or something more important than that?"

"I wouldn't! Did I ever forget?"

Connie looked down.

"No…."

"That makes me reliable!"

"Look, Guy. The thing we had was… incredible.."

Only one word in that sentence hurt Guy.

"We still have something Connie! I love you and you love me! And you'll never let go (so let go, let go, jump in..)! I think you still remember all the things we had and still have!"

Connie sighed. She knew he was right. She loved him and kept thinking about him everyday. She tried to shake it off (cause the lovin' ain't the same and you keep on playing games… uhm… shake it off..). The greatest lesson was to love and be loved.. or something like that. Right? She held Guy's hand.

"Promise me something."

"Anything."

"Promise me that you'll always love me and be someone I can depend on."

"Promise."

Guy's pinky looped around Connie's. Connie laughed and whispered "We only did that when we were little! We're 18, Guy!" And with that, she kissed him. But then they broke the kiss when they heard arguing.

"It's pretty obvious that Setine has STDs!" Julie said.

"I agree with Julie," Luis agreed. "I mean, she slept with a lot of guys, right?"

"Well, she could be coughing for no reason!" Dwayne argued.

Guy and Connie just laughed at them. So typical. They decided to join in the argument but then Christian was singing that song with the lyrics "Why does my heart cry?". Guy and Connie loved that part.

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okay… I've been meaning to put this in yesterday but then I had to fix things around in my apartment, doctor's appointment, and I went to my friend's house and played halo 2. Then I got in trouble because my mom said I should be home at 5. she called. And then when I got home, I closed the car door on my thumb. Thank God it's below the nail. Otherwise I would've cried. It's so much bigger than my right thumb and so bloody and black. So yea…

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