The Many Uses of Duck Tape
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Abby has a little chat with Chip while he is tie up. A missing scene from "Frame Up"
Disclaimer: Don't own them
((Abby's POV))
"You know what, Chipper. You are stupid. I really don't know how you got hire." I said as I finish wrapping up his hands.
"Abby, I…." Chipper said in that annoying voice. I just have to solve that problem. I tape the side of his mouth before going around his face and mouth. I wrap the duck tape several times to make sure it was good and tight. Of course, he couldn't say anything about it.
"You see, Chipper. You think you could kill me with that little tiny knife. Please, I have been working here for years. Did you think for one moment that Gibbs would have taught me how to defend myself?" I said as I wrap his legs and feet in duck tape. I didn't want him to rolling around and make a bigger mess in my lab. My poor lab. It is going to take me forever to get everything back into its place.
"You know that you are big trouble when Gibbs comes down here. Gibbs isn't going to be happy that you try to hurt me and frame Tony. Oh, it will be a nasty show and I am going to bring the popcorn. I know for sure that it is going to last a good long time." I said as I finish his feet and legs. Chipper tries to move out of his bonds. He wasn't doing a very good job. He looks like a fish flopping around on the beach. I could let him roll around on the floor but I still have plenty of duck tape.
Why waste perfectly good duck tape?
"Now, Tony is the one you really have to worry about. I could tell you what Tony could do to you but I am going to let your little mind figure that out. Beside, why spoil the fun?" I said with a smile. It was quite difficult to wrap someone around in duck tape while on the floor. I must keep that in mind if I ever had another bondage session.
"Since we are a team, McGee and Ziva will have a shot at you. Even if I don't like her, I am in a sharing mood today. So, she gets a free shot. When and if they find your body, Ducky will get a hold of you. I am sure he is going to examine your body very thoroughly for the cause of death. By the time, Ducky is finish. I am sure the only way they are going to be able to identify your body is by the dental records." I said as I finish wrap him up. I have a little duck tape left on the roll.
Hmmm…what to do about with it? I almost wish I had more duck tape. I am sure it would great to see a duck tape mummy. Of course, FBI would have to cut the duck tape off. In the process, Chipper would lose all of his clothes. What a pity.
The bald spot on his head is starting to bother me. Ahh…what a prefect idea. I start to wrap the duck tape around his forehead. I almost wish I own a gun or bow and arrow. His head would make a prefect target.
"You know what the best part is, Chipper. No one will get caught because I will make sure there is no evidence left behind." I said with a smile. That really made him nervous. He is really trying to get out of the bonds now. I finish wrapping his head and got up off the ground. I pick up a chair and took a seat. I wonder where Gibbs is. He usually visits me after a case. I wonder if I am going to get my lab back now or the boss lady is going to give me a new "assistant".
"Abby?" A voice that I know from anywhere said. I turn around in my chair.
"Now can I work alone?"
The End.
A/N: My first NCIS and probably my only one too. I nearly had a laugh fit when I saw Chip on the ground. Abby rocks. Hmm…that is about it. Read and Review if you wish.