------------------------------------------
"H-how did you get through the well? Do you have shards of the Shikon jewel?" Said one of the girls, Kagome.
"She what now?" Ed asked, clearly confused. "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE! WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!" He yelled.
Roy stared at Kagome. "Miniskirt..." he said. Riza got a veing pop and whacked him over the head with her gun. "OW!" She glared at him. Roy sweatdropped. "Eh, thanks...I needed...that."
Kagome sweatdropped. "This is...eh...Feudal Japan..." She said as Roy approached Sango.
"Hey babe...how about you and me hook up some time?" He said, rasing his eyebrows and doing his signature smile. Miraculously, Sango didn't even slap him. She just blushed. Miroku did the --;; look and motioned for Roy to stand next to him.
"You mind teaching me how to do that?" He whispered into Roys ear. Roy smirked.
"You gotta have the gift, but I could probably try. I'm the master at these things."
"You're full of it, Colonel." Ed said, overhearing their conversation.
"You're just jealous that you've never gotten to first base with Winry. Shortie." Roy said, grinning deviously.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLNIG A LITTLE SHRIMP SO SMALL THAT THEIR HOUSE IS A POTATO" Ed shouted, receiving sweatdrops from everyone there.
-
MEANWHILE
"Brother? Brother? Where are you?" Called Al. "Where could he have gone..." He said. He looked around and saw Ed, Riza, and Roys jackets lying in the grass by the well. "Oh crap." said the talking armor. He leaned over the side.
"Brotherrr? Colonelll? Lieutenaaant?" He called. "Hellooo? Broth-" he lost his balance and fell into the well. (A/N: Must be pretty big for Al to be able to fall in XD)
-
BACK IN SENGOKU JIDAI
A purple light with sparkles came out of the well. Roy, Riza, Kagome, Ed, InuYasha, Shippo, Sango, and Miroku all turned to look as a big suit of armor came out of it.
"What? Why are you all staring at me?" He sweatdropped. "Hey, where am I? Who are you people?"
"It's a long story, Alphonse." Riza said, sighing.
"Hey, who are you people anyway? Do we have to say it another 300 times?" Ed asked.
The InuYasha people looked at eachother, then back at them.
"Miroku."
"Sango."
"Kagome."
"InuYasha."
"SHIPPO!"
"Peew!" (That was Kirara.)
"KITTIE!" Al shouted, picking up Kirara and hugging her. She growled and transformed into her large demon form, knocking Al down. She jumped off. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Who are YOU?" Inuyasha demanded.
"Colonel Roy Mustang."
"I'M EDWARD ELRIC, THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!" Ed said proudly.
"Shut up, Ed. Nobody cares." Roy groaned.
Riza looked around. "Uh...you can just call me Riza. OO;;"
Everybody looked at Al. He sweatdropped.
"Um, I'm Alphonse Elric. I'm Ed's younger brother."
"Shouln't that be the other way around?" asked Sango.
"WHAT!" Ed twitched.
Kagome stared at Al.
"What are you, some kind of robot-armor-trashcan thing?" She asked.
Al sweatdropped. "Trashcan?"
InuYasha stared at Kagome. "A robo what now?"
Kagome sweatdropped. "Nevermind."
"PICKLES!" Shippo shouted.
Everyone stared.
-----------------------------------------------
A/N: Thanks for your reviews!
Kagome's Twin: Al is there. XD I was planning to add him in this chapter. A-so I did. XP
WildfireDreams: In the Conqueror of Shambala movie, Ed's alchemy won't work in our world. So, I figured it wouldn't in InuYashas world either.
Keep reviewing and I promise I'll write more. XD.