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"...Pickles? I've heard a lot of random things from you, Shippo, but...PICKLES!" InuYasha whacked him over the head with his fist.
"SIT BOY!" Shouted Kagome.
"GAH!" Inuyasha yelled as he was slammed to the ground, makeing a small crater. Roy, Riza, Ed, and Al all started backing away slowly.
"Theres...something...wrong...with these people." Roy whispered to Riza.
Before she could reply, they were silenced by a deafening roar, followed by Kagome saying,
"I SENSE A SHARD OF THE SHIKON JEWEL!" (A/N: That's lovely.)
InuYasha drew his Tetsaiga and somehow, Sangos kimono tunred into a taiji-ya outfit.
"Are you guys some kind of alchemists or something!" Ed shouted, looking at InuYashas transformed sword and Sangos outfit.
"Don't ask, just fight!" Shouted InuYasha.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT IF I CAN'T USE MY DAMNED ALCHEMY!"
"DON'T ASK JUST FIGHT, SHORTIE!" He shouted again.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LITTLE SPECK WITH A HEAD THE SIZE OF A MICROBE!" Ed yelled.
InuYasha hid behind the demon that had come out of the forest. It had a shikon shard in its neck. Ed started beating on the demon until it was unconcious. InuYasha chopped off its head and removed the shikon shard while Miroku opened up his wind tunnel and sucked up the body.
Roy looked at Miroku. "That is some weeiiiiird alchemy."
Afterwards, they all sat down to lunch that Kagome had made and stuffed in her huge backpack the she was somehow able to carry.
Roy sat next to Sango, hitting on her almost constantly and mazeingly, not getting slapped.
Sango sat next to Ed, who was pokeing InuYasha with a chopstick and InuYasha tried to kill him with the Tetsaiga.
Ed sat next to InuYasha, who had been sat for trying to kill him.
InuYasha sat next to Kagome, who was looking smug.
Kagome sat next to Shippo, who would every so often stick out his tounge at InuYasha, who would get mad and would then have to be 'sat' again.
Shippo sat next to Miroku, who was sitting next to Riza.
"Will you bear my child?" He asked her.
"NO!" She yelled, shooting her gun into the air above his head.
He sweatdropped and didn't move for a while, but eventually...
"MIROKU GET YOUR HAND OFF OF MY ASS!" She shouted furiously, shooting at his hand just as he was pulling it away.
Riza, ever-faithful as she was, of course, sat next to Roy. --------------------------------------------------
A/N: I've gotten a lot of questions about the...Shippo/Pickle issue. OO;;
Kristanite: Kagome feeds them pickled Radishes in the movie, I think. InuYasha lubs dem. :o
Takkie-Chan: I'M WATCHING YOU, KNIFEH!
EverD: You jusdt wait. evil grin
Kaoga: He...likes...Pickles? XD
writerauthorguy: You read my mind. :O
The Violent Tomboy: One word: Kagomebringsfoodtothemfrommodernjapan. That's a big word I just made up.