A/N: If you like this, check out mah friend Takkie-Chan's fic, 'FMA MeetsInvader Zim?'. Description's all in the title, dude. It's funny as hell.
P.S.: Takkie ownz
A/N: I wouldn't have said Takkie ownz if she wasn't threatening to kill me. O.O
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After lunch, for some reason all the lazy bums decided to take a nap. Even InuYasha, which is disturbing. HOW OFTEN DOES THE GUY SLEEP! Gah. Sorry. Al didn't, though, because...well, he can't. so he just sat there and watched everybody sleep.
Ed woke up before everyone else (excludeing Al because he doesn't count.). An evil, maniacal little grin crossed his face and he went over to InuYasha, who had put the jewel shard in his pocket instead of giving it to Kagome because I said so and it's my fanfic so HA. Ed reached slowly into InuYashas pocket and took out the shard. It stuck to his hand and glowed...purpley whitey.
Ed stared at it and tried something. He clapped his hands together and tried his arm alchemy to make his arm into the pointy thing.
It did not work.
"Aww man, this is crap." He said, wakeing up InuYasha.
"Hey, what- HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!" InuYasha shouted, wakeing up everyone else.
"Fullmetal..." Roy and Riza both said.
"HEY FULLMETAL SHORTIE GIVE IT BACK TO THE GUY! HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS!" Roy shouted to Ed. Riza gave him a look.
"Sir, calm down-" She said, but it was too late.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LITTLE MINI MICRO ONE-CELLED ORGANISM YOU JERK?" Eds shout echoed throught the whole forest, probably.
"Brother! Calm down!" Al said, going over to Ed and holding him back from beating Mustang to a bloody pulp (A/N: Yeah right, like he could...heh heh).
"Hey fullmetal, come here and let me show you what it's all about!" Roy said with a smirk.
Ed raised an eyebrow and went slowly over to Roy. Roy enveloped him in a big hug. "GAH!" Yelled Ed. "YOU GAYWAD!" He said, just before...
Roy snapped his fingers, setting our dear little Edward on fire and laughing evilly.
"FIRE SHORTIE!" Roy laughed. Riza conked him over the head with her gun and he fell to the ground.
"Taisa, you dumbass..." She muttered, throwing a bucket of water over Eds head to put out the fire, and hitting him over the head with the bucket in the process and knocking him out.
"You knocked out Fullmetal..." Roy said with emotion. "I-I love you..." He said.
"What?" Riza said, rasing an eyebrow.
"I LOVE YOU!" Roy shouted, glomping Riza and makeing out with her. Riza was surprised, but obviously wasn't complaining. (A/N: Come on. This is ME, remember? There is RoyAi in EVERYTHING I write.)
It was around that time that Miroku looked up from whetever he was doing and looked at Riza. Tears filled his eyes.
"Riza...I...I thought we had something..." He ran off crying.
Roy and Riza looked up from the make-outness. Everyone was staring at them. Ed was still knocked out.
Roy glared at them all. "What happens in the Sengoku Jidai, STAYS in the Sengoku Jidai." He held up his fingers, which could still make a spark without the alchemy. "Got it"
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A/N: HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S GABY THE GOBLIN! XD I changed my penname today, to The Mr. Clean Alchemist. Gaby The Goblin was annoying to me. Eh. I'm to tired to respond now, but I will next chapter. Promise.