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Gen: Hey, all!

DK: Sorry it took so long… Exams are really slowing us down…

Gen: AaAaAaAahhh! Don't even mention the word "study" ever again, or else I may kill you. I really mean it.

DK: Erm, anyways, please enjoy this next installment!

Gen: Ohyeah. We weren't sure where sure exactly where Ed and Al live, so we have them helping take down the Rockbell's stuff.

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"Hurry up, Al," Ed said as he carried a box to the attic of the Rockbell's house.

"I'm trying, Big Brother, but I'm having a hard time fitting through the hole to the attic," Alphonse replied. You see, the "attic" was really just a crawl space with a step ladder, and Alphonse is big so he is having quite the house-threatening experience.

"Fine, then," Ed said. "Just hand me the boxes and I'll stack them up."

"Okay."

"Are you two almost done with the tree decorations?" Winry hollered from another room. "There are more boxes that go up there and more stuff to put away. Since you're here, the least you can do is help us out, Shorty."

"Who're you calling so small they can't help out?" Ed screamed and lunged off the ladder, trying to get to Winry.

"But, Ed, she didn't say any of that," Alphonse rationed.

"Argh!" Ed yelled.

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"We've gotta get these lights put away," Pinako told the boys.

"Okay," Alphonse replied.

"Just don't break any," she warned Al. Even if he did he wouldn't be able to help it, considering his large size and metal body.

"Don't worry, we'll do this right!" Ed assured her as she walked back inside. "C'mon, Al, let's get started."

"Okay," Alphonse said and began to take the lights off the house while Ed started on the bushes. Ed cant reach the house lights, after all.

"Eep!"

"Al, was that you?" Ed asked, wondering if his brother had put another cat into his armor. "It's a nice day so just let the poor thing go, will you?"

"Big Brother, I don't have a cat in my armor this time," Alphonse replied.

"Then… What was that noise?"

"Eep! Eep, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!" It said again.

"Oh," Ed said, looking at the ground. There was a little squirrel staring up at him. "Hey there, little guy!" Ed said to it.

"Um, Ed, you might not want to go near it." Alphonse said, cautiously.

"Why not?" Ed asked, smiling. "Can I pet you?" He asked the furry little creature.

"You probably shouldn't…" Alphonse warned once more. But he was too late because Ed was already extending his hand out to the squirrel. Just as he neared it's head, it bit him.

"Hey! That wasn't very nice!" Ed said chasing the poor, little, scared animal. It had unknowingly bitten his right hand. And probably gotten the shock of it's life. "Get back here!" Ed yelled and ran after it.

"Ooh, Ed, I told you not to pet it…" Alphonse said following Ed.

"Zraah!" Ed breathed and transmuted a wall in front of the squirrel's path.

"Eeep! Eep!" It fretted, not knowing which way to turn.

"Ed, STOP! You're scaring the poor thing!" Alphonse said, running up to the defenseless animal. It seemed less scared to know that Alphonse liked it.

"Fine, let it go," Ed sighed.

"Bye, little guy!" Alphonse said as he released it from his hand and it ran away, probably never to return out of fear more than anything else.

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"You boys did a good job," Pinako told Ed and Al at dinner later that night. "Did you have any trouble?"

"Uuh… no?" Ed replied looking at Alphonse, who just laughed.

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Gen: Yay! Another happy ending!

DK: o.0 You call getting bitten by a rabid squirrel a happy ending? You really are twisted…

Gen: We were gonna do Scar next, but…

(flashback)

Scar: I do not celebrate this "Christmas".

Gen: Sure you do!

Scar: What is this "Christmas"?

Gen: It's when Jesus was-

Scar: You mean Ishbala.

Gen: No, well… whatever.

Scar: That aside, I have no "house".

Gen: We can work around that!

Scar: No, we cannot. I'm sorry for this… (lunges for Gen's head) Almighty God, please- DK: That's as far as you go! (punches and shocks Scar)

(end flashback)

DK: See? No Scar available for talking to…

Gen: He's disturbed I tell you!

DK: Uh, bye! Please R&R!